"i'd like a guy to have a period... (since i don't yet know the pain of childbirth)"
Just take on the big beef smalls! Let's see if I had a pussy for one day I would shove it the face of the guy with the "Football". Then I would have the launch codes and I would finally blow those terrorists Mother Fuckers of the face of the planet. And in the last hour of my pussyness I would bump and grind jennifer, BFL chick!