Guys I dare you to try this to get laid!!!

[polarpixie]

My boy 3 weeks ago.

He walks straight up to a lady and asks, "Can I fick u in your ass?"

Oooooooo....ooo!!! If I were her, instead of saying "NO!", I would've said:
"Can I kick you in your balls?"

 

[Workin_at_it]

Oooooooo....ooo!!! If I were her, instead of saying "NO!", I would've said:
"Can I kick you in your balls?"

I think her line should have been:

She: "Can I kick your ass?"
Boy: "Hell, no!"
She" "Then I guess the balls will have to do..."

 

[polarpixie]

I think her line should have been:

She: "Can I kick your ass?"
Boy: "Hell, no!"
She" "Then I guess the balls will have to do..."

EVEN BETTER!!!!!

 

[PinK233]

My boy 3 weeks ago.

He walks straight up to a lady and asks, "Can I fick u in your ass?"
The lady says, "NO!"
He says, "Ok, fine. I guess your pussy will do for tonight. Lets go."

IT WORKED>
My boy left with this lady..... NYC women are sick. Love it!

That was your friend??