women, schwomen. they're all gigantic pains in the ass. whether they like the taste of domesticated beaver or not. and i'll guarantee the 2 of them make it entirely not worth it in the end. just fucking lie and said you did. and if someone thinks you're full of shit, puff all up and get loud and tell them that you'll beath them up. but say it in a more colorful way, like: "i'll break you like Gymgurl breaks wicker furniture."