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ok i work with this one really cute chick. i am sort of intending to ask her out... however, tonight, i just found out my friend (who also works there) managed to somehow get it out of her that shes a virgin. i think this is great! i feel like christopher columbus about to set sail and plant my flag on some foreign uncharted territory before any other man sets foot and/or cock. so whats your take on virgins? are you like 'score!" or "aww man now i gotta teach her shit.." ? eh ? eh?