I hate it when some little-man who's 5'4'' and 250 tries to act all tough. Happened to me last week at the club. Little bastard started getting all militant because his girl who was at least 2 inches taller than him kept looking at me. He asked me what I was looking at, and I told him "dont worry about it munchkin" Then he started running his mouth so I started calling him Frodo Faggins. Then he really started to go buck, foaming at the mouth style. Then I called him a crazy hobbit, and lucky charms and shit. Funny stuff...