I missed the original insult at first, and thought sermon was talking about we "underprivileged" folks who don't get to train with Spatts in real life. Because believe me, that would be a privilege...
Because I'm not sure how significant others would feel about a public display of my booty. Hell, I'm not even sure how I'D feel. I have the utmost respect for the women who contributed, though, and dare I say ass envy.