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Friscochick
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EWWW yeah guys! greattttt job! I'm alll worn out now LOL
Group effort Hot and Sexy story.
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Puddles
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Zoe grabs the bottle of flavored lube from my hands, pours some on her spooned tongue to warm it up, and takes Ttlpkg's cock balls deep into her mouth, spreads the lube all over his dick with her tongue, and as her mouth carresses him on her way up, she grabs hold of his cock and follows along with her hand makin it all slippery with the lube. She repeats this up and down sucking and licking motion while stroking his cock and twisting her hand as she nears the head until he blows his entire load deep in her throat...
.... Molly, the disgruntled but extremely sexy circus midget wearing a sequenced black leather catsuit and frighteningly armed with a massive 12 inch double sided strap on dildo, with attachments. Dial_tone's face scrunches up in a look of utter horror and dismay as he crawls away from the petite performer. Alas his legs still sore from the fall, provide him no real maneuverability and soon enough his pants are around his ankles and his virgin hershey squirter is getting relentlessly pounded by Molly's plastic tower of power. Finally through a fit of tears caused by a now grossly enlarged turd cutter, Dial_tone solemnly announces his departure and like a classic western is rode swiftly out of the house by Molly, rubber foot long still firmly implanted, never to be heard from again. Back in the house, albeit a little distraught by the recent events, the others were still ...
Longhorn85
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...sexual truth or dare fortune cookies. Saint tossed one to each partier and Frisco opened and read hers aloud. It said: "put on a blindfold, and then jump on the bed and assume the doggy position. Take one guy in your mouth and another from behind. Continue this until both men ejaculate, then guess who the men were. If you guess wrong, men switch positions and repeat."
Frisco immediately did what the paper said to do, and once the two men came, she said: "This is too easy, I was sucking...
Frisco immediately did what the paper said to do, and once the two men came, she said: "This is too easy, I was sucking...
Puddles
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Stromba and it was Puddles giving it to Frisco from behind with a strap-on. Her guess was correct and Puddles quickly flipped Frisco over onto her back, spread her legs wide, and nibbled and licked her georgous legs, one at a time until she reached her soaked pussy. Puddles tongue darted around in circles over Frisco's clit for a while, then began licking her entire pussy up and down, her tongue sliding in as deep as it could go while she played with her own pussy. Stromba saw that she needed a little help and grabed her by the hips from behind and fucked her as she ate the delicious pussy. Within moments Puddles and Frisco were cumming, moaning and squirming like there was no tomorrow.
p0ink
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...and the door slams open, and in walks p0ink donned in full leather gear. pool cue in one hand and a black sony boombox in the other.
the smell of expired chicken, designer imposter perfume, and wet dog permeate jarhead's double wide trailer.
p0ink unzips the mouth of his synthetic leather mask and exclaims, 'from here on out, you will refer to me as patrick.' he pushes the play button on the boombox. early 1990's industrial techno begins to blare as a voice screams obscenities in german throughout the entire song.
the thoughts of aids patients, dressed as revolutionaries, dances through dial_tone's head.
patrick walks up to friscochick and begins to sniff her neck like a dog. 'BITCH!' he screams as he backhands her, 'did you really think you could fool me?! did you think i didn't know what the real Calvin Klein Obsession smelled like? you're not fooling anyone!'
friscochick gets up, leaving an outline of her face. cakes of revlon makeup and ttlpkg's, saint808's dial_tone's, vinylgroover, and jarheads gobs of little white soldiers stain the brown berber carpeting.
no hoover in the world is strong enough to get that shit up.
'i'm sorry' she sobs, 'this is all the gas station had. i had no idea your nose was so sensitive. what can i do to make it up to you?'
'well, you can start by sitting still and allow mrs puddles to write words such as: calamity, disease, horror, visitation, slut, holy mess, and trollop all over your body using stencils and duct tape, while vinylgroover and 2thick poke and prod your body using pool cues and garden trowels.' patric murmurs.
this is what real love is all about.
the scent of day old Kentucky Fried Chicken hits the group like a brick in the face, and in walks a woman dressed in Target's finest, legs rubbing together, and tits like tube socks full of vomit.
'starfish got my invitation' saint808 says while rubbing down vinylgroover in astroglide and bacon grease.....
the smell of expired chicken, designer imposter perfume, and wet dog permeate jarhead's double wide trailer.
p0ink unzips the mouth of his synthetic leather mask and exclaims, 'from here on out, you will refer to me as patrick.' he pushes the play button on the boombox. early 1990's industrial techno begins to blare as a voice screams obscenities in german throughout the entire song.
the thoughts of aids patients, dressed as revolutionaries, dances through dial_tone's head.
patrick walks up to friscochick and begins to sniff her neck like a dog. 'BITCH!' he screams as he backhands her, 'did you really think you could fool me?! did you think i didn't know what the real Calvin Klein Obsession smelled like? you're not fooling anyone!'
friscochick gets up, leaving an outline of her face. cakes of revlon makeup and ttlpkg's, saint808's dial_tone's, vinylgroover, and jarheads gobs of little white soldiers stain the brown berber carpeting.
no hoover in the world is strong enough to get that shit up.
'i'm sorry' she sobs, 'this is all the gas station had. i had no idea your nose was so sensitive. what can i do to make it up to you?'
'well, you can start by sitting still and allow mrs puddles to write words such as: calamity, disease, horror, visitation, slut, holy mess, and trollop all over your body using stencils and duct tape, while vinylgroover and 2thick poke and prod your body using pool cues and garden trowels.' patric murmurs.
this is what real love is all about.
the scent of day old Kentucky Fried Chicken hits the group like a brick in the face, and in walks a woman dressed in Target's finest, legs rubbing together, and tits like tube socks full of vomit.
'starfish got my invitation' saint808 says while rubbing down vinylgroover in astroglide and bacon grease.....
Puddles
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p0ink said:
We realize that Poink is dillusional so we hook him up to a mind reading machine and his disturbing thoughts are seen by us all. In an effort to save humanity, the guys hold him down while the girls cover his mouth and wrap him up in duc tape until he can no longer move. We get some clothes on and drive to the nearest police station where we toss his sorry ass in the trash dumpster. The cops see us, we explain the situation and they decide to leave Poink there and let the trash company take him away to the dump.
The cops give us an escorted ride back to our party and we continue on.
Longhorn85
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MrsPuddlesFL said:
As the police leave us all lying there in a heap of humanity, I awake from a deep slumber to the pleasurable slurping sounds of Mrs Ps lucious lips moving up and down the length of my cock. As I look down at her eyes looking up at me, I say to her: "Puddles, I really don't know if I can go anymore." Then she says to me, "sure you can, we're just getting started. Come on over here Frisco and VG..."
... and with the speed of a well oiled baby kangaroo VG leaps into action, and thus forth mounts Frisco's shaved leg-McMuffin doggystyle, with full intentions to pump his jimmy joy stick at the utmost intensity until she feels the earth moving beneath her. At the same time in a synchronized effort that would render most Olympic swimmers jealous, ttlpkg also suavely maneuvers the ravishingly sensual Puddles into a reverse parallel doggystyle variant so that both parties are now dancing the horizontal mamba face to face. Not to be missing out on the action, Stromba cleverly decides to slide onto his back and plant his purple love python in between the mouths of the two voluptuous vixens to get a two fold knob job. Ttlpkg and VG now within a arms length slap each other a blatant high five and zestfully shoot the euphorically intoxicated Stromba a duel thumbs up, to which he only replies with a blissful nod. Unseen to the horny pelvis bumping party people, his face covered by darkness, sits the mysterious and equally foxy KnoXville, who is now stroking his unbelievably large and throbbing manhood as Dr.Evil would his feline Mr.Bigglesworth. Just visible are his knee-high pink Carebears socks, rainbow suspenders and a baby blue jeweled cowboy hat. Just behind him whirring a soft purr, is a compact 9mm video camera quietly taping the entire ordeal for later viewing. Back in the lions den, the energetic young pink pounders were still going at it full force ....
