Groom selfie!

[dabuffguy]

Ballin!

 

[AFeedz]

That's not at all a selfie, but CONGRATS!

I love love.

 

[dabuffguy]

And "Baldin'" too...

 

[dabuffguy]

That's not at all a selfie, but CONGRATS!

I love love.

I have a camera and a tripod

But you're right, I didn't take this. Lol.

 

[-SD-]

Arent you still in your 20s to be that bald rob?

 

[dabuffguy]

Arent you still in your 20s to be that bald rob?

Ya, oh well. My brother is the same. My dad has more hair than both of us.

 

[wootoom]

What the fuck?

 

[WoodyO]

Could you have found a bigger watch?

 

[-SD-]

Ya, oh well. My brother is the same. My dad has more hair than both of us.

may as well roid out then

also lol @ the blurred buffguytar face but now this bigass face pic is posted

 

[wootoom]

I was gonna say, that watch doesn't match dude

 

[wootoom]

You look like Digi

 

[digimon7068]

You look like Digi

fouck you...i got way more hair than that, eh...

 

[dabuffguy]

Could you have found a bigger watch?

I like big watches.

 

[dabuffguy]

fouck you...i got way more hair than that, eh...

*gray hair

 

[digimon7068]

proof...

 

[digimon7068]

*gray hair

you can't even colour yours grey, slick!

 

[WoodyO]

I like big watches.

Yeah, I do too. Here's a recent pic of me and one of my bigger watches:

 

[digimon7068]

Olololololololo

 

[Faizakafez]

lolololololololololololololololol

 

[PICK3]

Ya, oh well. My brother is the same. My dad has more hair than both of us.

Your father had less do dew with it than your mom fgt


Tendency To Hair Loss Inherited From The Mother -- ScienceDaily

You're still a handsome devil though

You can be my bottom

 

[sexyMFer]

Take a bic to that head broseph smith

 

[AFeedz]

Take a bic to that head broseph smith

Saying Broseph Smith to dabuffmormon is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Lolol

 

[dabuffguy]

Your father had less do dew with it than your mom fgt


Tendency To Hair Loss Inherited From The Mother -- ScienceDaily

You're still a handsome devil though

You can be my bottom

I already knew this, hence why pointing out that my dad has more hair than both of us implies (albeit ambiguously) that we get our hairloss tendencies from my mom's side. My grandpa (mom's dad) is completely bald. Though our hairline is exactly the same as my dad's.

 

[Faizakafez]

That watch doe

 

[dabuffguy]

Saying Broseph Smith to dabuffmormon is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Lolol

Definitely funny.

It's commonplace in Utah though.

 

[dabuffguy]

That watch doe

Gtfo my thread.

 

[Faizakafez]

Words of advice

1. Get a bic
2. Pic up a GQ magazine
3. Get a fitted suit

 

[Faizakafez]

Oh and

4. Pocket square

 

[dabuffguy]

5. Wax eyebrows?



The suit is fitted, custom tailored specific to me. That's my Armani.

Pocket squares are for pimps and faggots.

 

[Faizakafez]

What abt that the bic?

Shit needs to go ASAP.

 

[dabuffguy]

What abt that the bic?

Shit needs to go ASAP.

Tried it once. Didn't like it. I just keep it short, not bic'd. I usually go a little shorter than this, but not by much. This is a .375" length and I usually do a .250" length.

 

[Faizakafez]

The bic was for your throat,

You could get away with low low fade
Or whatever you white ppl call it a low buzz

The sides would need to come down though

 

[WoodyO]

OK, enough about Buff's hairline, let's talk about that "come fuck me" face he's making.

 

[dabuffguy]

OK, enough about Buff's hairline, let's talk about that "come fuck me" face he's making.

Oh my, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

[dabuffguy]

The bic was for your throat,

You could get away with low low fade
Or whatever you white ppl call it a low buzz

The sides would need to come down though

Remember when I said gtfo my thread?

Yeah, that.



Also, this isn't Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I know you Fellatio Favoring Faggots can't help yourselves, but shut up, holy crap.

 

[Faizakafez]

Remember when you first got laid?!

Oh wait

 

[dabuffguy]

Ban this idiot, seriously.

Quit screwing up every thread you post in. Go away.

 

[wootoom]

proof...

This pic is 40 years old

 

[WoodyO]

What's wrong with fellatio? Who doesn't enjoy a good hummer?

 

[Faizakafez]

Ban this idiot, seriously.

Quit screwing up every thread you post in. Go away.

Why so serious?

Hair loss got you down?

 

[caligirl85]

Love the pic dabuff! Congrats!

 

[dabuffguy]

Love the pic dabuff! Congrats!

Thanks friend!

 

[dabuffguy]

What's wrong with fellatio? Who doesn't enjoy a good hummer?

Nothing.

Unless you're a guy giving it.

 

[digimon7068]

This pic is 40 years old

noupe...butt it is a pic of a forty-nine year ould

 

[caligirl85]

I luv it! You're a hottie

 

[nangiggles]

I got you some proud whoppers for the reception catering, you're welcome

 

[nangiggles]

All kidding aside you look warm and inviting, like a pastor, a therapist or such. I like your vibe

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

I won't be able to make the reception so I thought I would just leave your gift here.

 

[Strongbow]

Ballin!

Whos this faggot? Real talk

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness

 

[PICK3]

 

[-SD-]

Words of advice

1. Get a bic
2. Pic up a GQ magazine
3. Get a fitted suit

this list structure is for shit

and for that you will post in the shade

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

 

[PICK3]

why the fuck did I click

 

[nangiggles]

why the fuck did I click

Lmfao

 

[nangiggles]

I won't be able to make the reception so I thought I would just leave your gift here.

Sometimes i pray for you

 

[miplank]

you're bald as fuck...you srsly look like you're like 48.


also, that watch is hideous.

 

[cindylou]

r u fkn srs

 

[PICK3]

r u fkn srs

ololololololololol!

 

[miplank]

that guy is married too...wtf?

 

[sexyMFer]

I wonder if smurf is into that kind of shit too

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

ololololololololol!

Ololololololol!

 

[smurf2]

I like the pic! Who cares if you're balding. Men care WAYYY more about that shit than women do. FACT. You look sharp.

 

[smurf2]

I wonder if smurf is into that kind of shit too

I dont click on Chris's links. Like ever. LOL

 

[Strongbow]

you're bald as fuck...you srsly look like you're like 48.


also, that watch is hideous.

The watch is seriously hideous

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness

 

[PICK3]

The watch is seriously hideous

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness

butt it has a Corvette logo

 

[PICK3]

 

[nangiggles]

I like the pic! Who cares if you're balding. Men care WAYYY more about that shit than women do. FACT. You look sharp.

This

 

[miplank]

yeah right w/that thinning ass hair and pasty white mole covered scalp

 

[dabuffguy]

yeah right w/that thinning ass hair and pasty white mole covered scalp

Why so rude?

Oh, because it's you. Lol.

Tough love from a good bro. Fgt!

 

[wootoom]

Lookin good Dabuff!

 

[dabuffguy]

I like the pic! Who cares if you're balding. Men care WAYYY more about that shit than women do. FACT. You look sharp.

Thanks smurf!

Funny, my fiance said the same thing. She actual finds bald attractive. Lucky for me because I hate it.

 

[WoodyO]

Just buzz it down shorter. A 000-0 once a week will do the trick.

 

[dabuffguy]

Lookin good Dabuff!

Thanks Rob.

 

[billfred]

Dimpled Tie - How to Make a Dimpled Tie Knot - Dimple a Mens Tie

 

[dabuffguy]

Dimpled Tie - How to Make a Dimpled Tie Knot - Dimple a Mens Tie

No dimple. It looks like vag flaps.

 

[Faizakafez]

you're bald as fuck...you srsly look like you're like 48.


also, that watch is hideous.

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[miplank]

You look like Mr. Burns

 

[miplank]

No dimple. It looks like vag flaps.

Like you know what a vagina looks like; virgin fgt.

 

[Faizakafez]

just missing that gold plated watch

 

[miplank]

mr burns has a way better tan too

 

[Faizakafez]

Like you know what a vagina looks like; virgin fgt.

omg i'm dying hhaahahahhahahaha

 

[cindylou]

every time I see a large watch I will now think of dabuffguy

 

[cindylou]

also, trying not to associate chickens with anything other than food at this point. :/ it's difficult

 

[WoodyO]

That GIF was actually filmed at Chick-fil-a. Remember that next time you want a chicken sammich.

 

[Faizakafez]

every time I see a large watch I will now think of dabuffguy

Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting

 

[PICK3]

That GIF was actually filmed at Chick-fil-a. Remember that next time you want a chicken sammich.

I'll remember dick

 

[digimon7068]

you're bald as fuck...you srsly look like you're like 48.


also, that watch is hideous.

you say that like it's a bad thing

 

[dabuffguy]

every time I see a large cock I will now think of dabuffguy

Fixed.

 

[miplank]

bro, my dick is huge.



Much bigger than yours, fact.

 

[miplank]

I also just did the biggest dab ever and couldn't breathe and I have tears running down my face.

 

[nangiggles]

Fixed.

Callout! Dick-off!!!!!

bro, my dick is huge.



Much bigger than yours, fact.

 

[dabuffguy]

bro, my dick is huge.



Much bigger than yours, fact.

I never said anything about my own size compared to anyone elses.

 

[miplank]

shush

 

[WoodyO]

Well, is anyone gonna post up some throbbin' meat or what?

 

[nangiggles]

What a let down... someone throw a sock on a hotdog or something and post it up

 

[-SD-]

shut your cock sock

 

[dabuffguy]

A nice, rideable horse cock for Nan:

 

[nangiggles]

A nice, rideable horse cock for Nan:

I am amused

 

[-SD-]

I am amused

*Am amused

 

[nangiggles]

Esl