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B True
Hey! Thought I’d tell everyone about my date. First I need to tell you about the details leading up to it. Everyone remembers what happened with Petie, my dog? Well I felt cheap and dirty so I went to Rabbi Jerry’s house like my mom suggested. He made me a cup of postum and let me wear his special yamaka. We talked for a few hours and he told me I’d feel better if I took out Rachel, the girl who wanted to go out with me. He also said me and Petie had to put that experience behind ourselves. He suggested we do something together to help us forget about the rape. I told Rabbi Jerry I was afraid but he said not to worry.
Well I needed my gear for a date so I took Petie for a walk. I thought maybe Petie could help me out. By the way, Petie’s a pitbull. We got to the gym and I showed Petie the mean attendant that stole my gear. While Petie was sicking him I snuck around the counter and grabbed my bag and then snuck back out. The guy was a bit bloody and stunned so I got Petie out without him noticing who I was.
Anyway: I got home. Pulled out my Inzer Iron Z wrist wraps and chucked them in the laundry (they stunk like sweat). Then I mowed some lawns for a few neighbors to earn some money. I got 15 bucks. I went in the garage and despite being stiff from the back workout I decided to pump up Timmy's muscles. I did a bunch of forearm stuff including a few reps with my Ironmind #T gripper.
I hopped in the shower, put on some cologne, and picked my fro. I put on my 60 dollar guess jeans and went to the drawer. The drawer is where I keep the shirt! My size 60 EHPHD Inzer super shirt. Solid Black with contrasting white Inzer logo. I get the chills every time I pull it out. I slipped it on and then put on my wrist wraps. The brothers at the gym tell me I look stylin’ wearing them. Only the best for Rachel. Well I was ready. Mom was impressed. She said I was her handsome black man and that I looked like a young Billy Dee. She kissed me goodbye and off I went.
predate: oatmeal and ginseng
bodyweight 215lbs
I got to Rachel’s house finally on my stylish ride. An old tandem Schwinn I bought with popcans and a paper route. My brother painted it candy apple green, tripped it out with some hydraulics and put some tassels on it for me.
Rachels’ dad likes me. He even gave me a high five and 10 bucks for our date. He looks like Mr Willis on Different Strokes. Rachel liked my shirt and wristwraps. She said I looked tough. I pedaled us to the mall so we could get some Orange Juliouses. They were good. Then I pedaled back to my brother’s apartment. He was out with his old lady so we had the place to ourselves. I turned down the lights and plugged in Ed Coan’s squat workout.
She said she really liked Ed but she wasn’t paying much attention to him. She kept twisting my fro with her fingers and putting her hand on my knee. I feltstrange like I did when Petie molested me and I started crying again. She called me a freak and left me there sobbing. Well I went home and momma fixed me some ice cream. She said I was still her little Billy Dee.
At least I got a good forearm workout.
B True
Hey! Thought I’d tell everyone about my date. First I need to tell you about the details leading up to it. Everyone remembers what happened with Petie, my dog? Well I felt cheap and dirty so I went to Rabbi Jerry’s house like my mom suggested. He made me a cup of postum and let me wear his special yamaka. We talked for a few hours and he told me I’d feel better if I took out Rachel, the girl who wanted to go out with me. He also said me and Petie had to put that experience behind ourselves. He suggested we do something together to help us forget about the rape. I told Rabbi Jerry I was afraid but he said not to worry.
Well I needed my gear for a date so I took Petie for a walk. I thought maybe Petie could help me out. By the way, Petie’s a pitbull. We got to the gym and I showed Petie the mean attendant that stole my gear. While Petie was sicking him I snuck around the counter and grabbed my bag and then snuck back out. The guy was a bit bloody and stunned so I got Petie out without him noticing who I was.
Anyway: I got home. Pulled out my Inzer Iron Z wrist wraps and chucked them in the laundry (they stunk like sweat). Then I mowed some lawns for a few neighbors to earn some money. I got 15 bucks. I went in the garage and despite being stiff from the back workout I decided to pump up Timmy's muscles. I did a bunch of forearm stuff including a few reps with my Ironmind #T gripper.
I hopped in the shower, put on some cologne, and picked my fro. I put on my 60 dollar guess jeans and went to the drawer. The drawer is where I keep the shirt! My size 60 EHPHD Inzer super shirt. Solid Black with contrasting white Inzer logo. I get the chills every time I pull it out. I slipped it on and then put on my wrist wraps. The brothers at the gym tell me I look stylin’ wearing them. Only the best for Rachel. Well I was ready. Mom was impressed. She said I was her handsome black man and that I looked like a young Billy Dee. She kissed me goodbye and off I went.
predate: oatmeal and ginseng
bodyweight 215lbs
I got to Rachel’s house finally on my stylish ride. An old tandem Schwinn I bought with popcans and a paper route. My brother painted it candy apple green, tripped it out with some hydraulics and put some tassels on it for me.
Rachels’ dad likes me. He even gave me a high five and 10 bucks for our date. He looks like Mr Willis on Different Strokes. Rachel liked my shirt and wristwraps. She said I looked tough. I pedaled us to the mall so we could get some Orange Juliouses. They were good. Then I pedaled back to my brother’s apartment. He was out with his old lady so we had the place to ourselves. I turned down the lights and plugged in Ed Coan’s squat workout.
She said she really liked Ed but she wasn’t paying much attention to him. She kept twisting my fro with her fingers and putting her hand on my knee. I feltstrange like I did when Petie molested me and I started crying again. She called me a freak and left me there sobbing. Well I went home and momma fixed me some ice cream. She said I was still her little Billy Dee.
At least I got a good forearm workout.
