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[obiwan9962]

you think?..seriously many times I'll get involved with oils and creams..vaseline makes a great baby oil gel..if the situation is really urgent,the baby oil gel is a good lubricant for period sex...though the resulting mess makes quite a stain..I do use dark towels for those occassions...someitmes too I''ll those romantic candles burning and in the heat of the moment a candle can knocked over spilling hot wax over the sheets....a hot oil massage followed by the nasty will stain sheets permanently..like the saying goes,if sex isn't messy you aren't doing it right

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[Spartacus]

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[obiwan9962]

lol

 

[BileStew]

you think?..seriously many times I'll get involved with oils and creams..vaseline makes a great baby oil gel..if the situation is really urgent,the baby oil gel is a good lubricant for period sex...though the resulting mess makes quite a stain..I do use dark towels for those occassions...someitmes too I''ll those romantic candles burning and in the heat of the moment a candle can knocked over spilling hot wax over the sheets....a hot oil massage followed by the nasty will stain sheets permanently..like the saying goes,if sex isn't messy you aren't doing it right

Dude, buy a shower lining and place it on your bed for this. No stains, easy to clean up and they only cost 5 bucks.

 

[Spartacus]

that fucks with the traction..on another note a queen size bed is just small enough for me to grip both sides of the bed in order to anchor myself..this prevents the girl form sliding up to the headboard

 

[BileStew]

that fucks with the traction..on another note a queen size bed is just small enough for me to grip both sides of the bed in order to anchor myself..this prevents the girl form sliding up to the headboard

It shouldn't mess with the traction if you're using all that oil and vinegar you spoke of.

 

[obiwan9962]

LOL

 

[Spartacus]

It shouldn't mess with the traction if you're using all that oil and vinegar you spoke of.

perhaps I should empty a box of those big ass croutons on the bed too,they'll add to the traction factor...friction,friction,friction

 

[BileStew]

perhaps I should empty a box of those big ass croutons on the bed too,they'll add to the traction factor...friction,friction,friction

Don't forget the Baco Bits.

 

[Christopher X]

you think?..seriously many times I'll get involved with oils and creams..vaseline makes a great baby oil gel..if the situation is really urgent,the baby oil gel is a good lubricant for period sex...though the resulting mess makes quite a stain..I do use dark towels for those occassions...someitmes too I''ll those romantic candles burning and in the heat of the moment a candle can knocked over spilling hot wax over the sheets....a hot oil massage followed by the nasty will stain sheets permanently..like the saying goes,if sex isn't messy you aren't doing it right

Buy white, pure cotton sheets and wash them on the hottest cycle. That gets almost anything out, believe me!

If you can afford them, buy pure linen sheets. Then you can boil them, and that will get anything out.