The only time sex has been "eh" or even "I took my clothes off - FOR THIS?!" was either when I wasn't REALLY into the guy (ie one night stand - so there was no real affection. I basically was just horny and thought to m'self, "Well, ok why NOT him?") or if the guy was generally a lousy lay.
If the conditions are right I have heard, "Thank you Jesus!" on more than one occasion - LOL! Actually, my last hunny would make this noise when he would cum. God, it was THE MOST intense noise that I had EVER heard a man make. It was kind of like a moan and a grunt but would end in an intense gutteral sound - kind of like he was about to die. I would high-five myself whenever I heard it, thinking, "YEA - I DID THAT!".... and he would make it EVERY TIME... whether it was "rip your clothes off and have like 2 minutes of animal sex on the couch" or "fucking till your back and hamstrings cramp cause you've nutted 3/4 times sex". It's just been waaaaaaaaaaay too long.
....but I am DEFINITELY STILL learning. I believe that this is one area where there can ALWAYS be room for improvement.
I got serious skills but I'm frightfully picky about the mate and the setting. Everything has to be in order for me to turn in an Olympian performance. Or even try to.
I'd put my skills with my hands up against anybody but a professional.
I've become lazy...I tend to lay back and let my husband work his magic. Every once in a while I'll get motivated and put in a little extra effort..but, for the most part I suck.