Going Pornstar

[ha1a1]

hey hal...how much stool can you push in with a tiny little shriveled yellow japdick?

Not much...I dunno maybe half a little fingernail

 

[PICK3]

Not much...I dunno maybe half a little fingernail

ololololololol!

 

[ha1a1]

I pulled out my japdick the other day at the ATM...because it said please enter PIN

 

[PICK3]

I tried to pull out my japdick, butt I forgot my tweezers at home

 

[Cali72]

Diamonds are a girls best friend but a small yellow japdick comes in a very close second..

 

[ha1a1]

Diamonds are a girls best friend but a small yellow japdick comes in a very close second..

My bish is ritch....shes got diamonds n she got me (japdick)..I at least tick one of her boxes

 

[Anabolic-B]

*you're

My dick is 2" hard as fuck!

Stop cutting yourself short, you know you can get 3" on a good day

 

[digimon7068]

I pulled out my japdick the other day at the ATM...because it said please enter PIN

now that's funny right there, i don't care where you're from

 

[wootoom]

I pulled out my japdick the other day at the ATM...because it said please enter PIN

Haahhaahahhaahhaahah

Can I pin?