God Wants us to Have Anal Sex

[musclemom]

I know, because this website told me so

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

 

[SoKlueles]

omg

 

[jh1]

I always wondered who that voice was that always said:

"PUT IT IN HER ASS JH1, Go Ahead... make it hurt. Do it. Do it now'"



I thought it was Gonelifting.. who'd thunk it was gawd.

 

[PICK3]

good luck with that burning for all eternity thing you got going on

 

[FISHTALES]

in

 

[musclemom]

omg

Oh, yeah, this is good ... they also managed to interpret fisting okay too from a few lines in the Song of Solomon but they did say that you should pray about whether you really want to do it, first (how does that prayer go I wonder? )

Gotta love the internet

 

[heatherrae]

Pretty funny parody site. I thought the New "Fisting for Christ" section was a real boon.

 

[feisty11975]

ummm ok...I am gonna tell my son this. Its ok to stick it in her butt! Yeah right!

 

[jh1]

ummm ok...I am gonna tell my son this. Its ok to stick it in her butt! Yeah right!

You are a cool Mom. Awesome.

 

[Arabian]

LMAO its amazing how the Bible can be twisted and distorted to condone just about anything... I think Im going to tell my girlfriend that the Bible wants you to swallow... Im going to need some scipture though,, so help me out...lol