God dman fucking horse cock roommate crunching crunching crunching!

[AAP]

So, tell us more about him being a horse cock.... geighgeigh.

Yeah. For real. That's the only reason I clicked on this thread.

I was expecting to read how his horse cock was crunching crunching crunching your prostate against your ribs.

 

[Mr. dB]

Dude it's fucking 11 am and this fucker is rustling wrappers, crunching potato chipsloudly, thw whole nine freaking yards. At 11 fucing o clock in the morning!


I asked him what he was doing. "eating my lunch.' "At eleven 0'clock in the morning"? yup.

Aren't you, like, an adult, out of school, and all that? Why do you still have a roommate?

 

[Lumberg]

AAP LMAO

I got into the habit of saying "Horse cock poopy shit" or shiat due to this conditioning guy we had for our football team. When he took us outside to sprint he banned nad words. So this one guy got all mad and let out a tirade that would have been ok until he )I guess) ran out of OK worlds and closed it all off with a 'shit.' The guy was apoplectic. It was funny as well. (the cock was ok as in a rooster). So since then everyone used to make fun of him. SO anyways that's why I say "horse cock poopy shit." cos it's funny. so HA HA you mother fuckers.

He is my office mate, but I call him my roommate because I like that better and we spend more waking hours in the same room than with anyone else. And it was fucking toasted pita crunches he was crunching down on

I was seriously ready to do some fucking damage. For some reason I am much more calm now. The fact that I worked out had and have a full belly probably helps.

Poopy shita!

 

[Mr. dB]

"nad words"???

 

[Buddy_Christ]

"nad words"???

freudian slip. something about him tucking his between his legs and putting a paper bag over his head.

 

[perkele]

Dude it's fucking 11 am and this fucker is rustling wrappers, crunching potato chipsloudly, thw whole nine freaking yards. At 11 fucing o clock in the morning!


I asked him what he was doing. "eating my lunch.' "At eleven 0'clock in the morning"? yup.

Fucker.

Kill the fucker you fucker or fucker I'm gonna come and kill both you fuckers, mkay fucker?

 

[wootoom]

kick his ass seabass

 

[Lumberg]

he had a scrotum fetish.