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girls, whats the shortest guy you would fuck?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Lumbuss
  • Start date Start date

what height?

  • 6'2

    Votes: 4 10.8%

  • 6'1

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 6 foot

    Votes: 5 13.5%

  • 5'11

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • 5'10

    Votes: 1 2.7%

  • 5'9

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • 5'8

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • 5'7

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • 5'6

    Votes: 1 2.7%

  • even shorter

    Votes: 15 40.5%
  • Total voters
    37
I think he said he was 5'10"...thats normal I think. Hell I'm only 5'9" or so and height doesn't bother me at all.
 
My girlfriends ex husband was shorter than her, he was like 5'5" or 5'6" she said it wasn't very attractive at all, guess that's why they were married for less than a year. It'd be an awefully scary women to be taller than me I'm 6'5". Be some hella long legs though!:D
 
I'm 5'7 but if the guys cute and fine I don't care how short he is. Well, as long as hes not a midget. So I guess I'll say 5'0 and above.
 
sometime ago I saw two girls fighting over a midget in one of the Jerry springer Shows. Apparently the midget was very "convenient" and good at giving oral sex.....
 
BUMP FOR THE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

im 5'10.5. i better get taller or i will only be able to have sex with midget girls or i will feel guilty. i saw some fat ugly man today who was taller than me, it pissed me off.
 
Lumbuss said:
BUMP FOR THE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I can't speak for the "bitches..." :rolleyes:

But I'm 5'8" and the shortest I'd go for would be about 5'6". I used to be pickier about height, but I've gotten over that "people will look at us funny!" stuff and the idea that the man has to be a lot larger than I am. At the same time, I don't really want a miniature man...
 
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i just measured myslef and now i am 5'11. it must have been from stretching my legs yesterday. are there any girls out there that would fuck a 5'11 guy, yet not a 5'10 guy? if so i just moved into your class but you still need to prove yourself worthy to fuck lumbuss.

kronkette, how tall is your husband?

nicole, dont you go out with saint? how tall is saint?

i think i need to bump this cool thread up, up and away!!!!!!!
 
you mean the one where i shot worms out my penis!!! that experience was great. I must get taller, all the girls who voted for the 5' and under are liars.!!! lying whores!!!

i was walking around town today looking for a job and almost every singe guy and girl i saw were shorter than me and i am 5'11. i am supposed to be average height, so why are all these people shorter than me? that makes no sense. however i look short because i am thick and stuff, i must lean up and it will make me taller. i am walking in the mall and some motherfucker is walking towards me from a distance and he looks tall and skinny but when i get close to him he is about two inches shorter than me. is this an illusion? is this like one of those magic eye things??????????? i must grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i will go shoot some more crawl fish out my penis!!
 
Well, I am a whopping five foot seven and one half inches. And no I don't go around saying five seven and a half when asked how tall I am, I am just being accurate. I round down when asked.

But I have never been refused a lady's bed because of a lack of height. I have dated many females shorter than me, and a few that were taller than me. It has never bothered me, and it has never bothered any of them that I ain't tall.

Anyone who would not date a person because they were less than 6 foot, five ten, or whatever, is someone so shallow and weakminded I could not stand to be around them long enough t find out about the bed thing anyway.

B.
 
Lumbuss said:
you mean the one where i shot worms out my penis!!! that experience was great. I must get taller, all the girls who voted for the 5' and under are liars.!!! lying whores!!!

i was walking around town today looking for a job and almost every singe guy and girl i saw were shorter than me and i am 5'11. i am supposed to be average height, so why are all these people shorter than me? that makes no sense. however i look short because i am thick and stuff, i must lean up and it will make me taller. i am walking in the mall and some motherfucker is walking towards me from a distance and he looks tall and skinny but when i get close to him he is about two inches shorter than me. is this an illusion? is this like one of those magic eye things??????????? i must grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i will go shoot some more crawl fish out my penis!!
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CRAWL FISH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...GOOD SHIT MAN...
 
Yeah...most of you ladies are lying to yopurself...hell just look at your boyfriend of husband....he is taller then you!..98% of all married couples the man is taller then the woman....so you are only kidding yourself....hell, as shallow as I am I still feed my wife crap for the verbal slip she had once " Your not a real man unless your over 6 feet tall"! thank god I am 6'3"!
 
they have to be at least 6 1
 
SoKlueles said:
they have to be at least 6 1
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I guess kenny chutney is out.
 
I have some ass candy for you....bend that big ass over.
 
If I had to pick - 5'-9" - 5'-11" - I don't know when all the body parts match up when standing face to face it just fturns me on.
 
velvett said:
If I had to pick - 5'-9" - 5'-11" - I don't know when all the body parts match up when standing face to face it just fturns me on.
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makes for some damn good shower f*ckin though!

:p :p :p :p :p
 
At 5'8" I tower over my 5'4" sex partner.....she likes it therefore so do I.
 
lol the poll starts at 5"6... guess thats bad news for my friend who is 5"3. youd change your mind if youd see him really hes got a good face and he is buff and tanned and lean.
 
I am 5'6"
I have never dated a girl shorter than me, most are near my height but usually just barely taller, as in maybe 1/2" or so. a few who have liked me have been a good 3-4" taller, but having the same girlfriend for a long time, I didn't date them. I don't think it matters that much what someone says about height, if they really like the person or think they are hot, height is only part of the equation and can be overlooked (har har - pun intended).
 
Holy shit you guys are actually that obsessed over height? hahaha. Get over it. Btw, I'm "average height" 5'11''.

Soklueless who are you trying to kid? Silly girl.
 
hamstershaver said:
no 5 is not alot
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I KNOW, MY POINT WAS theyre heightS ranged from 5'6 to 5'10...

I GUESS HEIGHT MATTERs if itS A ONE NIGHT stand thatS TOTALLY BAsed on lookS AND APPEARENCE
 
Height does sorta matter, I mean I don't want a girl thats taller than me, althought that would mean she would have to be 6 ft. plus. I like shorter women anyways, usaully 5'2'' to 5'6'' or so.
 
I'm almost 5'8" and I like my men taller than me.....but if he is good than who cares about height.....as long as his member is big!
 
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
 
Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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WTF?
your second post and your already talkin shit!have some red
 
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Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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dont think I dont know who u are buddy They asked my opinion and I gave it.so blow me
 
Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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Stuck up...hardly.

my first dose of red enjoy!
 
Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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Hey! Another post-grad from charm school! Hope you enjoy your red today.
 
He may win the shortest tenure on EF ever!
 
Soklueless would fuck me and I'm 5'11. She told me so.
 
Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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Who in the blue hell are you...

Don't expect to be here much longer with that attitude
 
Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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haha
 
Necrosis said:
sokluless, you really are fokin clueless.

I read most of your posts and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she desearves the best in life.

wtf makes you so special.

Your single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6 4 by the way and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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I think you need a dose of redisilin to calm you down.
 
Gymgurl said:
I'm almost 5'8" and I like my men taller than me.....but if he is good than who cares about height.....as long as his member is big!
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you love me anyway even with all my shortcummings
you know you'd be content ;)
 
hamstershaver said:
gawd you all stick up for klu more than hammy and im the one who showed her this site in the first place, btw nec it was kinda funny if u would of left out that last line
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bite my ass hammy
:p
 
hamsterfucker said:
gawd you all stick up for klu more than hammy and im the one who showed her this site in the first place, btw nec it was kinda funny if u would of left out that last line
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Bad hammy, bad! No fresh cedar chips for you!
 
HS Lifter said:
WTF?!?!?!

Does one need a certain amount of posts before they can begin talking shit?
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You gotta earn it. Or else you will be taken to task.
 
Sokluless, you really are fucking clueless.

I read most of your posts, and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she deserves the best in life.

Wtf makes you so special.

You're single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6" 4 by the way, and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
 
HS Lifter said:
Sokluless, you really are fucking clueless.

I read most of your posts, and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she deserves the best in life.

Wtf makes you so special.

You're single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6" 4 by the way, and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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yawn
 
HS Lifter said:
Sokluless, you really are fucking clueless.

I read most of your posts, and you seem to be one of those stuck up pigs that thinks she deserves the best in life.

Wtf makes you so special.

You're single for a reason you young twit.

I'm 6" 4 by the way, and I'll look down at your sorry excuse of blood and flesh
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WTF! Is this supposed to be a joke. Or was that other cat your alter? Just didn't have the balls to say it yourself the first time!
 
powerslave said:
WTF! Is this supposed to be a joke. Or was that other cat your alter? Just didn't have the balls to say it yourself the first time!
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Dude chill, I just "corrected" homeboy's post, and re-posted it. I have no alters, mods can verify IP'S.

There was actually some sarcasm there, but I guess it went over your head.

I also have no clue why your defending some "chick" on the net on a sex board.

No hard feelings fellow metal head.
 
I gottcha bro. No hard feelings. But, Soklueles has become a good friend of mine not just some chick on the internet.
 
SoKlueles said:
dont worry bout it, hes just mad that Im taller than he is im 5 7
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You truly are a clueless ****.(Editited for poweslave)

And to the rest of the internet knights galloping in, FUCK OFF, and GET A LIFE.


Tee hee nice penis.

Tee hee, nice tits.

Tee hee hee hee. GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm way too sexy to be in the middle of this. Still nobody tells me how to post pics. Meh.
 
Oh, and 5'11 isn't short btw you crazy bitch. ; )
 
jubei said:
Oh, and 5'11 isn't short btw you crazy bitch. ; )
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JUBEI!!!!!! u calling me a crazy bitch????
sigh...i love ya anyway..must be the way you hang to the left a bit
 
I do hang slightly to the left...hahaha, how did you know?
 
Actually too many squats lately have made all of my pants, especially jeans really tight on me. I'm starting to look like fucking j-lo...hahaha jub-lo
 
well jubei u need to prove it..show us those danged tight pants buddy..:) Ill try to help u do the pic thingy....Ill ask "connections" to help:)
 
SoKlueles said:
they have to be at least 6 1
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Well.... fuck you too!
 
Dial_tone said:
I have some ass candy for you....bend that big ass over.
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LMFAO!
 
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