girls should not be allowed to squirt when they cum

[cccp]

1. it's messy.

2. who the hell is gonna clean that up?

3. i only have one set of bedsheets.

4. i don;'t want to put a plastic cover on my mattress.

5. and most importantly = it's a privilegy of men to squirt stuff on their partners, that makes me feel special. don't take that away from me/

 

[jubei]

agreed, lets ban female ejaculation...unless the woman are extremely hot. They can do whatever they want.

 

[ZKaudio]

I love it, I love eating puss... as long as the girl is beatiful, well taken care of, and NOT a slut.

 

[cccp]

so you wouldn't like a slut pissing on your face?

 

[HS Lifter]

Maybe Bob Villa can invent something like a "Robopussyjuicecatcher".

Simple device which consists of a plastic bag which tapers down to a small plastic pipe.

When the female is about to come, you simply jam the Robopussyjuicecatcher into her vagina.

And thats it.

 

[Burning_Inside]

yeah, who wants female ejaculate spilled all over your bed.... Blech. I'm glad all girls stop me when they are about to have a g spotter.

 

[Gymgurl]

I have heard that it smells like pee even though it is not? Is that true?

 

[SoKlueles]

Ok, men that dont like a woman to have a good gushy orgasm? Hmmmmm

 

[Gymgurl]

No, but they love to blast us in the face!!!

 

[SC4EVA]

Lets impose a tax on it

 

[Mr. Black]

I have heard that it smells like pee even though it is not? Is that true?

No, a true g-spot orgasm has fluids released from the skene's gland which is colourless, odourless and tastes like regular ol pussy juice. One of my ex's was a true squirter and what a pain in the ass she was...in one session she would squirt between 5-10 huge gushes all over. It became a common practive to employ a towel with whatever position we where in to absorb the fluid. Nothing worse than trying to sleep in bed riddled with pussy juices.

 

[Mandinka2]

No, a true g-spot orgasm has fluids released from the skene's gland which is colourless, odourless and tastes like regular ol pussy juice. One of my ex's was a true squirter and what a pain in the ass she was...in one session she would squirt between 5-10 huge gushes all over. It became a common practive to employ a towel with whatever position we where in to absorb the fluid. Nothing worse than trying to sleep in bed riddled with pussy juices.

You are bullshittin me man aren't you? If my girl could come like that I'd be in total ecstacy all the time... just get some more towels.

 

[Mr. Black]

It was definitely fun but messy if caught unprepared. Imagine your woman riding on top getting ready to cum then whips your cock out and literallty blasts your chest with a good litre or 2 of fluid. I remember one time when I was sucking her pussy, she had a g-spot as she came...blasted one all over my face. Fuck I was covered everywhere..my hair was literally slicked back lol. Unfortunately very few women can have orgasms like this...to bad I let that one go.

 

[Mandinka2]

It was definitely fun but messy if caught unprepared. Imagine your woman riding on top getting ready to cum then whips your cock out and literallty blasts your chest with a good litre or 2 of fluid. I remember one time when I was sucking her pussy, she had a g-spot as she came...blasted one all over my face. Fuck I was covered everywhere..my hair was literally slicked back lol. Unfortunately very few women can have orgasms like this...to bad I let that one go.

A litre??? Are you sure man? That's a lotta juice... can't imagine how many calories that woman burnt off with that...

 

[SoKlueles]

A woman having a gushing orgasm is very addictive. Once I had my first one, i didnt ever want to stop....still dont.

 

[Longhorn85]

I take it as a compliment that she is so aroused by me.

 

[Mr. Black]

We actually measured the amount of g-spot fluid with a bucket we kept nearby and it came to 1.9L at her best.

 

[SoKlueles]

thats romantic

 

[Mr. Black]

Hmmm if thats your idea of romantic you scare me. To us it was done more so as an experiment, to satisfy our curiositiy of this strange phenomenon.

 

[Mandinka2]

We actually measured the amount of g-spot fluid with a bucket we kept nearby and it came to 1.9L at her best.

That's absolutely incredible! How much did she weigh? 1.9 L of water is approximately 4 pounds!!! Way to go hunny!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

ok check this setting out...sweet smelling candles...roses on the bed...u lay her back kiss her softly on the lips..enter her...move slowly at first....and then faster...and as she is about to come....WAIT HONEY!!! Let me get the bucket.

 

[Mr. Black]

She was 5'4 and 120lbs. Not very big at any rate. I'm not sure if it was 4lbs though...there are no current specs available on the density of g-spot pussy juice but yeah she probably did burn a few calories in a session. You should try to hit your gf's g-spot if you havn't already tried...its located on the anterior wall of the pussy about 1.5 inches in...the area is about the size of a dime. Just get some fingers in there and rub firmly on the area. Your woman will be able to help out as she should be able to feel something. Also those g-spot (bent) vibrators also work well at hitting the area. It takes a lot of fucking around to find but its defintely worth it.

 

[Mr. Black]

...roses on the bed...u lay her back kiss her softly on the lips..enter her...move slowly at first....and then faster...and as she is about to come.....

Wow Kluless you should really consider becoming a Harlequin romance novelist. You got it going on

 

[fsupat70]

my gf blew her load all over me the other day when she was riding me, it went all down my nuts and in my ass crack, i was not pleased, i should of made her lick it up

 

[SoKlueles]

my gf blew her load all over me the other day when she was riding me, it went all down my nuts and in my ass crack, i was not pleased, i should of made her lick it up

Do you not take it as a compliment?? You were doing her so good that she gushed on you. Most men would love that. My man loves it. He loves when i come so much even when hes on top that I soak my own butt and the bed..He loves it.

 

[Spooky238]

I absolutely love those gusher orgasms. My GF was very nervous about it the first time because she had an old partner stop her and then run to the bathroom to wash it off when it happened. I find it to be like my own personal seal of approval. I know that if I can give her a gusher, then she's really realxed and totally into what we're doing together. I've only done it a couple times orally, but even then I find it to be a huge turn-on. There ain't no faking one of those orgasms.

 

[jubei]

WTF????????????????

 

[HS Lifter]

Yall bitches need to stop pissing on people.

And no, labeling it is as a "squirting orgasm" doesn't cut it.

Its piss.

 

[cccp]

Its piss.

that's right.

 

[Mr. Black]

Nope, most definitely not piss....I've pretty much gargled g-spot pussy juices and not much different than regular juice. I've also got a god look of where it cums out...not the urethra like piss, rather the gushing originates and exits via the pussy canal.

 

[jubei]

god jesus mr. black not so visceral please.

 

[Mr. Black]

god jesus mr. black

Yes I am all of the above...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No, most guys who have had a woman who does this says it is not like pee at all. The idea facinates me. I haven't experienced who who does this. I've had a few pee while cumming, but it didn't squirt like videos I've seen of women who evajulate.

Anyway, Mr. Black I think you are exadurating a bit with the 1.9 liters. That is like 2 one liter bottles of soda. Where did she short it??? From videos I've seen, I can imagine 1.9 cups of fluid but not liters.

Still, the idea facinates me, and I would love to find a squirter just for the new experience....

 

[yabbozabbo]

sue from the sunday night sex show says it comes out the urethra.... either way, i like it!!

i think all chicks should have gspot orgasms... atleast you know youre doin something right!!!

 

[Mr. Black]

I should clarify the situation...1.9 litres was the most collected within a 24hr period of multiple sex sessions. And yes Yabo you were right about the urethra...I was pretty sure it came out the pussy canal but everything is so closely knitted together in that area its tough to tell where what is coming from in the heat of passion. Refer to this sight for more info:

http://www.libchrist.com/sexed/Gspot.html

 

[rvd_brock]

I've only had one squirter. I wish the girls I really LOVED to eat out and fuck were squirters. I would never have stopped having sex (oral and otherwise), except maybe to shower.

 

[Gymgurl]

I just can't believe that there are women out there that do this...sounds to freaky to me.

 

[Puddles]

Do you not take it as a compliment?? You were doing her so good that she gushed on you. Most men would love that. My man loves it. He loves when i come so much even when hes on top that I soak my own butt and the bed..He loves it.

My husband loves it too. We just keep a plastic mattress protector on the bed so the mattress doesn't get soaked. I buy disposable bed pads and use them instead of towels underneath us so I don't have as much laundry to do. I also keep a towel rack next to the bed so we can dry ourselves off...sometimes it shoots up over my head soaking both of us. If we're at it for while though I start to dehydrate and my mouth will get completely dry so we take a break and I drink some water and I'm set to go again.

We just got a hot tub a couple of weeks ago and were fucking in it for the first time. When I came we felt this cold rush hitting us...since the water was warmer than body temp. it made my cum feel cool instead of hot. We both had a good laugh when that happened.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hey Pudddles....can I come over and see this for myself. I just can't believe it....but i have heard of it

 

[Puddles]

Hey Pudddles....can I come over and see this for myself. I just can't believe it....but i have heard of it

Sure. Let me know what time to pick you up at the airport.

If you want to watch some good porn with real squirters rent something produced by Seymore Butts. Gotta be careful with the squirting porn...a lot of it is fake, but Seymore's movies are always real and the girls usually aren't pros, just regular girls like us.

 

[presguy]

wow thats a huge turn on. id clean it all up if i had to.