Girls not gettin any?

[oresama]

So i have this friend, and more often than not I'm always hearing her complain or make jokes about why its so hard to "get some". Everytime I hear this from her I immediately just want to scream "You Idiot"! all you haveto do is walk up to a guy any guy, grab his balls and say "lets rumble" and 5 times outta 10 you'll get what you want.
Funny thing is I've told her this many many times but to no avail lol and though she knows im joking I make it a point to tell her it is the truth. Maybe if she was a guy I could sympathize with her (since as guys WE have to go out of our way and do all the work, I mean there's sure as hell no girls out there who are just gonna come up and try to manhandle ya lol) but she isnt so im sorry there's just no excuse.
So I guess this post goes for all you women out here who feel this same way unless you are just booty nasty ass ugly theres no excuse all you have to do is say the word lol so get out there!!!! -

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Why dont you just fuck her?

 

[oresama]

Whoops my bad for not already saying this but...I have! (this an ex-girlfriend still friend were talking about here) that was a while back tho, and we've just been really good friends since (I honestly dont think I could do it now even if she was begging me, we just know each other too well and it would feel sooooooo goofy for me) you know how that goes right?-----