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hanselthecaretaker said:
More, more!!


Crew, what are you using to cyber? A chat site or messenger?
I'm curious.

I'm definitely not this clever. I'm just simply sharing with elite the genius of j-dogg
 
QT-Pie: Hey

Jdogg: whats goin on

QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?

Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?

QT-Pie: what does that mean?

Jdogg: what are you wearing?

QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.

Jdogg: Garter belt?

QT-Pie: Ummm...no.

Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?

QT-Pie: uh, okay.

Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.

Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your stink from here.

QT-Pie: WHAT?!

Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.

Jdogg: You leave everything to jdogg.

Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dik puppet. I put on a little play.

QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.

Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.

QT-Pie: A stripe?

Jdogg: I need a sandwich.

QT-Pie: You're a freak.

Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
 
J-Dogg: Wanna cyber?

Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables?

J-Dogg: What like gardening an shiat?

Katey69: Yeah, something like that.

J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out

J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

Katey69: is that it?

J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.

J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shiat is HOT.

Katey69 ...

J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Katey69: What the fart is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Katey69: whatever.
 
J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Partner: mmmm, okay.

J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Partner: Yeah I like it rough.

J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.

Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.

J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Partner: you like that?

J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.

Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Partner: Peanuts?

J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Partner: What are you talking about?

J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Partner: This is stupid.

J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.

Partner: /ignore

J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
 
J-Dogg: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice alright?
BritneySpears27: Alright.
J-Dogg: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears27: I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
J-Dogg: Oh yeah, alright. Alright, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27: Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg: Me too baby.
BritneySpears27: I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears27: Hey...
J-Dogg: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears27: Funny I still don't see it.
J-Dogg: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears27: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
J-Dogg: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
J-Dogg: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears27: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
J-Dogg: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
J-Dogg: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
J-Dogg: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
J-Dogg: Baby?
 
G-Love: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears27: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears27: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
G-Love: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27: WTF, I told you not to message me again.
G-Love: Oh shiat
BritneySpears27: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me fuking kiddie porn you fuk up.
G-Love: Oh shiat
G-Love: damn I gotta write down their names or something...
 
wht rhe fuck


i was opened this for pics


boob thread = neat

non boob thread shity as a cheese dog with out cheese
 
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