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[crew9]

J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though

DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:wtf?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyKate:Fuk

 

[bran987]

ohhhhhhhh man
you were my delivery guy weren't you

 

[PoyeBoy]

17

 

[crew9]

-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the !@#$ are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: !@#$ me, !@#$ me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to !@#$ then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

 

[crew9]

Partner5: Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you
J-Dogg: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one
Partner5: Haha, ok lets go
Partner5: I start unbuttoning your shirt
J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts
Partner5: No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game
J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass
Partner5: Stop, c'mon be serious
J-Dogg: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass
J-Dogg: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet
Partner5: Thats it
J-Dogg: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn
J-Dogg: Goddam am I hard now

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You're killing me...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

More, more!!


Crew, what are you using to cyber? A chat site or messenger?
I'm curious.

 

[gonelifting]

"If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy."


lol

 

[Beachbum1546]

crew didnt write those!

www.fugly.com
go there and on the left hand side click the "victims" link. no those are the funniest chat pranks ever. victimX_27 is by far the funniest.