Girl coming over tonight, vote on which move I should make

[SoKlueles]

note to aap
if she kisses you, dont jump up and run to the puter and make a thread on EF about it

at least wait till she leaves

 

[Spanky11]

skip the dvd, and just make her dinner and drink a bottle of wine with her.

i know that trow you will post saying your got nuthin, so its worth a shot...

 

[alien amp pharm]

Oh I know I'm not getting any action off of her tonight.

I just need to know a smooth way to get this broad horizontal on the couch.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Oh I know I'm not getting any action off of her tonight.

I just need to know a smooth way to get this broad horizontal on the couch.

you freaking doom yourself before the date starts

you wuss

 

[Raina]

It shouldn't be this much work. Or thinking.

 

[marshallmadman]

The duct tape may very well be your only chance. Don't blow it!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

roofie coladas all round

 

[Becoming]

A mistake I've often made in the past is taking it slow when dating some one I perceive to be a "good girl" only to find out later that they were just waiting for me to make a move. So make it.

IMO there is no such thing as "good girls who take it slow" rather, there are just guys who they are less attracted to...

she is coming over to your place, that is an invitation to make a move...

 

[awittyusername]

Oh I know I'm not getting any action off of her tonight.

I just need to know a smooth way to get this broad horizontal on the couch.

Right there is why you won't get laid. You have to have the attitude like you are a sexual person, and will be having sex with her. Chicks dig that.

Also, I don't buy this shit. I think you can get major punnanie. You are one of the funniest guys here. Just lay off the self depricating humor some....and sell your funny anti-woman jokes harder.

Chicks will spread for a funny confident guy.


Oh...and about her being a "nice girl"

 

[Neo22]

Dude you have a penis use it. OTHERwise she is going to think your gay and put you in the friends zone.