gf whacked me off last night

[fsupat70]

during the football game, she even handed me the remote before she started, dont get much better than that

 

[SoKlueles]

I cant compete with that.......sigh

 

[Deterass]

did u blow your load on her?or did she let it get all over you?i hate that shit.

 

[rvd_brock]

Make her clean it up! And on her way back she can grab you a beer!

 

[Gymgurl]

I know that Soklueles would have even OPENED the beer for him after finishing him off!!

 

[BileStew]

I know that Soklueles would have even OPENED the beer for him after finishing him off!!

If it were that easy, I would probably want to rethink about getting married again.

Ok, I decided against it. I don't drink beer.

 

[Gymgurl]

My get married when you can buy hookers

 

[BileStew]

I like trampy skanky women like Brooke Burke. Not classy women like Hookers.

Plus, I think they charge sales tax now.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[SoKlueles]

I like trampy skanky women like Brooke Burke. Not classy women like Hookers.

Plus, I think they charge sales tax now.

Arent they considered a tax exemption tho now?? Business expense? hmmmmm u might want to check into that.....unless they look like the woman on Drew Carey...dang what was her name?

 

[Gymgurl]

Mimi......hey now that could be a new avatar for me!!

 

[SoKlueles]

Um you have already had the ugliest avatar known to man..Linda Tripp!!!!!!Mimi is hot next to her.

 

[BileStew]

Arent they considered a tax exemption tho now?? Business expense? hmmmmm u might want to check into that.....unless they look like the woman on Drew Carey...dang what was her name?

Good point. Gift tax was raised to 12,000.00 now. Now where did I put the Yellow pages?

 

[SoKlueles]

Good point. Gift tax was raised to 12,000.00 now. Now where did I put the Yellow pages?

beside your bed?

 

[BileStew]

beside your bed?

Can you reach over and get it for me? It's on your side and I don't feel like rolling over into the wet spot.

 

[juve]

during the football game, she even handed me the remote before she started, dont get much better than that

Where's the steak ?!

 

[tonybuddy]

yeah

one time my girl blew me and let me play gran turismo at the same time!

she was wondering how it would affect my performance on the game and so we found out. I got my best lap ever woohoo!

 

[Gymgurl]

Kind like giving your man a bj while he is driving

 

[SoKlueles]

I love giving BJs....to my bf btw

 

[tonybuddy]

thats funny, I love receiving them!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I love bj while watching football

 

[Longhorn85]

during the football game, she even handed me the remote before she started, dont get much better than that

If she gets to the point where she gives you head during the game, and stops to check the TV when she hears a good play, marry her.