Getting the girl ON TOP for a change...???

[Badkins21]

My girlfriend never wants to be on top...she's always worried she's doing it "wrong" or something like that. I know it would feel better for her, since most of what I read says that, but I can't "convince her."

What's your technique, girls? What works, what doesn't?

I want to just forward her this page, so direct the responses at her, too...

 

[HamHock]

Try it sitting, facing each other first to give her confidence; move her hips with your hands at first. Once she gets the hang of it, lay back. She should be riding you like Roy Rogers, holding on to the headboard before you know it. Be sure to help her along and don't go blowing your load too soon.

Oh, she should also learn to "squat" on top of you, so she can bob her ass up and down on your erect midget. Also, some chicks are just lazy in bed and not into too much other than cunnilingus followed by a missionary jack hammer session, in which case a weekend visit to Camp HamHock is your only solution. I don't charge for this service nor do I have a weight limit, however, you will have to try to prevent her from falling in love with me, stalking me, erecting shrines in my honor, ect. afterwards.

1 more tip, get a book on sex or on that East Indian Hindu shit about sex (I forget the name of it) and read it with her one night. If there are illustrations, try to find one with a dude who isn't hung like a horse, it will just have her thinking about me again.

 

[Badkins21]

Thanks...I think...

 

[Lady_Sheena]

I love being on top. I feel more in control then....

 

[Binky]

Give her a choice......
Either be on top...or get drilled in the ass!

It's Win / Win for you.

 

[mdd]

sitting facing her will definately work. you just gotta build her confidence

 

[Bikini Mod]

Try it like this:

You sit on a chair and have her sit on you....VEEEEEERRY COOL...espcially if she owns a bustier with garters and stockings and those six inch go-go shoes! NO NEED TO MESS W/PANTIES hehehehhehe.

OOOO, I just got an idea!

Go to the lingerie store and pick up the items I described above and surprize her with them and a little bit of tequila (I HIGHLY recommend a brand called Tarantula or Petron Silver or Gold!)..or whatever ya'll like to drink....attach a sexy note and VIOLA - GO TO TOWN!

This is one of my all-time FAVE things to do....haven't done it in a while though....still trying to fuck my guy on the hood of the car. I have a "thing" for public sex. tee-hee

 

[HamHock]

Thanks...I think...

No problem, they don't call me "that stupid dickhead faggot" for nothing.....errr....wait a minute.....that might have to do with something else. Anyways, Kama Sutra is that gay Hindu shit I was talking about before, chicks like that weird crap.

 

[tripleV]

well.....there's 2 things

one is the grinding and the other is the pumping.

let her sit facing you and take you all in, have her "work it" a lil so she can feel you deep inside , this she will enjoy, this is what i call grinding.

then there is the pumping, great workout for the quads btw ! ummm have her get on her feet and pump you real hard, all the way up and down, just leaving the tip of your head in at the top.

you can play with her tits too..she can also tie your hands too...you can also grab her cheeks and help her work it too!

ok thats it...have fun!

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I used to never want to go on top, only because I didn’t have a fucking clue what the hell I was doing (yes, this is when I just came out of my virginity shell), I was afraid that I was doing it wrong and that I looked silly because I didn’t know how to move etc…

Sit on a chair or something, that way you are sitting up too, she just needs some practice hehe.


Poor girl I know how she is feeling…

Once she gets it, and feels good on top, you’ll never get her off. I love it on top, I can O more easily.