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Captain_insano

Captain_insano

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Nightfly is now the queen but there are 5 spots at least left.

Qualifications:
1: E-mail me nude pics of you. (Females only...sorry may1010..oh yeah..you're banned...forget it)

2: You must have working knowledge of your mouth.

3: You must have "Skank" tendencies...don't worry..all elite women do.

4: You must pay for dinner before the drilling your body will take when you come to NJ to visit me. ;)

5: Your body must be able to withstand DD (Deep Dicking) from the Captian!

All resumes may be e-mailed to me at [email protected] or PM me and we will dicuss your future as an elite Insano groupie.

Sincerly,
Lance M. Burkehart aka Captain_insano
 
originally posted by Captain_insano
Nightfly is now the queen but there are 5 spots at least left.
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LOL--Kinda like trying out for the cheerleading squad--Only not being able to be the captain!?!
 
smallmovesal said:
lol!

maybe i'll just take your peepee for a test drive when i live near you in a year or so... :D
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:) Check out where my location is next to my pic..you will see that you are a big bright shining star.

TTYL sweets i am going to Atlantic City now.

Insano
 
i want a spot....

i'll send ya nudie pics later today:D

gotta be in there with the other TN chickie!

plus...your body is soooo damn yummy......

the question is if u could keep up with me???? very doubtful....it has yet to happen....
 
alright laidies i just got back from Atlantic City. I won nothing but i had some interesting converstations with a few bus station skanks. i will check my email for your nudes pics and then make my decision on my #3 and maybe #4 "Insano Groupie".

Insano
 
Cappy is one funny bastard. Remind me never to dress in drag when in jersey so he doesnt try to take my mouth for a test drive.

I still remember reading that other site (musclemag) when he was getting banned lol. Funny shit.
 
AziaReign said:
Can I play?????:confused:
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Nicolepap- Great pics, you have a sweet "ghetto booty" i would like to eat it. :) YOu are #3 insano groupie...once i get the list going. i will let the girls move up in ranks on how they adhere to the Insano groupie Qualifications.


Fit1- you have to send me pics baby. ;)



Azia- i don't think pauly would like you sending me nude pics and then coming to NJ to buy me dinner and taking your mouth for a test drive. :) but if he doesn't mind. Send your pics to [email protected].
 
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Do Plifter or Balls of Steel qualify captain.

If worse comes to worse just close your eyes and picture the top 5 lol.
 
Milhouse said:
Do Plifter or Balls of Steel qualify captain.

If worse comes to worse just close your eyes and picture the top 5 lol.
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Plifter qualifies because she has a decent mouth and no penis.

Balls of steel...well anything with balls can't be an insano groupie...
 
I'm sure that there is no way a Wisconsin girl could compete with the list you already have. Besides--If I can't be the captain--why "tryout"! I don't handle being 2nd best very well!?!

LOL--;)
 
Captain_insano said:
Nightfly is now the queen but there are 5 spots at least left.

Qualifications:
1: E-mail me nude pics of you. (Females only...sorry may1010..oh yeah..you're banned...forget it)
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Can shemales get on your groupie/gropie list?? hehehe
 
toga22 said:
I'm sure that there is no way a Wisconsin girl could compete with the list you already have. Besides--If I can't be the captain--why "tryout"! I don't handle being 2nd best very well!?!

LOL--;)
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That is the great thing about this democracy i call insano groupies...you can fight your way to the top...and even in Wisconsin girl are competitive aren't they. If you want the top spot just follow the qualifications..you will be there in no time...dedication and consistency is the key. ;)
 
venus! said:
You are too funny captain!! I will send you 2 pics but they are not nude!!
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very nice pics venus...if you come to NJ i will forget about the non nude pics and make you Queen of the insano groupies. ;)
 
Hey Insano I loved you when you looked like that in your avator, but now that I've seen your pics........ you are one hot mofo!!!
 
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venus! said:
Captain I want to work my way up!
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Well sweetheart if your boyfriend doesn't mind just follow the 5 simple steps in my Signiture and you and i will be in Skankville and you will be my Queen! ;)
 
smallmovesal said:
hey why am i six now??
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Sweetie the other girls are working hard to please their Captain. Take that camera out and send me some sexy shots and i am sure you will rise back to the top. ;) The insano groupie ranking can change daily. :)
 
I don't know. I've sent captain insano like 15 pics now of me in various exposed, vulnerable, and all revealing positions and he hasn't even returned an e-mail.
quite frankly I'm beginning to feel like I'm just not wanted.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I don't know. I've sent captain insano like 15 pics now of me in various exposed, vulnerable, and all revealing positions and he hasn't even returned an e-mail.
quite frankly I'm beginning to feel like I'm just not wanted.
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Don't take it personal brother. I will foward the pics to May1010 and then you can be his groupie. :)
 
Actually Captain I am not qualified to be a skank...... but I don't mind being Queen and ruler of all skanks
 
venus! said:
Actually Captain I am not qualified to be a skank...... but I don't mind being Queen and ruler of all skanks
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To be the queen of my skanks you will have to come to NJ and have dinner and sex with me thus degreding yourself to a skank before you can be Queen my darling.

Insano
 
LOL--Captain I have to admit that this is too funny..

--But thanks for the compliment~~you made my day!!

--toga



;)
 
toga22 said:
LOL--Captain I have to admit that this is too funny..

--But thanks for the compliment~~you made my day!!

--toga



;)
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How is my top skank doing this moring? :) Please send me some of those pics i requested. i will be online at work for most of the day.

insano
 
originally posted by Captain insano
How is my top skank doing this moring? Please send me some of those pics i requested. i will be online at work for most of the day.

insano
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Well your "top skank" worked all night. So unless you want pictures of me sleeping you are going to have to wait a little while. How about you Captain, having a good day at work or are you still recovering from the weekend?

~toga



:D
 
venus! said:
Aww man all the way to NJ???
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Thats not so far from Toronto..that is where you are from right babe?

Priceline has some great deals and if you are serious about coming we can talk on email or give me your phone #. ;)
 
toga22 said:


Well your "top skank" worked all night. So unless you want pictures of me sleeping you are going to have to wait a little while. How about you Captain, having a good day at work or are you still recovering from the weekend?

~toga



:D
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I can wait a little while for the pics babydoll. :) i had a good weekend one of my buddies tied the knot and i was partying and the wedding a little too hard. I stayed at the hotel and came home the next day. How was your weekend?
 
Sound's like fun, probably everything except the hangover!!
I was "lucky" enough to work all weekend, so needless to say I stayed out of trouble and my checkbook was happy!!

Hope you have a great day at work!! :)
 
Well to be honest with you i have only met two girls off of this site. Dlady27 and ~Babygirl~

Dlady27 is a really nice women and we had dinner but there was no penitration.

~babygirl~ on the other hand is a total skank but she can't be a groupie because she can't keep her mouth shut around me...if you know what i mean. ;)
 
venus! I have to say that is one of the best sigs that I have seen around this place...so true.

O Captain My Captain....if you find yourself with more than you can handle...the Cannibal is willing to take some of the workload off of your hands...it never hurts to help :)
 
Hannibal said:
venus! I have to say that is one of the best sigs that I have seen around this place...so true.

O Captain My Captain....if you find yourself with more than you can handle...the Cannibal is willing to take some of the workload off of your hands...it never hurts to help :)
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I will keep that i mind brother.


Venus- ~babygirl~ is weird she has a nice side and a stalker side...

Frackal- That goes without saying. ;)
 
NicolePap said:
Captain-- Im back baby-- sorry I was on a bender-- Im glad you enjoyed the ghetto booty pics-- I have a tendency to drop my drawers at parties... its a curse but the boys usually like me-- oh even some girls too.. would you be willing to share me with any of your other groupies?
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NO thank you for you ghetto booty pics baby. ;)

I am glad you asked that question. I for one plan on having an insano groupie convention where all of the skanks meet belly to belly and face to face. If you would like to partake in relations with some of the other skanks that is Perfectly ok by me. :) I may have to join in of course.
 
Well you must have overwhelmed her in the sack and she just wants some more deep dickings Captain. I know it must be hard being a super stud lol
 
Days of the Tantric said:
Before joining the captain's list, just make sure you get all of your innoculations.
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That hurts DOT. I guess My skanks and i won't be crossing the river to help an iron brother in need with his blue balls. :)
 
NicolePap said:



Oh and you'll share- you are king sexy-- but face to face-- ? shouldnt our faces be somewhere else? hmmm just a dirty thought-

Well keep me posted- Im game.. but I think you should certainly poll your groupies-- Isnt that something that could affect standings?
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Sure that could affect standings in the up coming months i wanna see which one of you will really come to Nj and see me. Then i will post Kinkiest groupie...groupie with the best mouth, Best Anal groupie and so on....

Something tells me you might make it out to NJ first...;)
 
NicolePap said:
Well baby- we are practically neighbors -- I may have to booty call you on my next connection through Newark-- how do you feel about the airport?
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I am usually a bus station conisueer but I would definitely meat you at the airport for a DD session.
 
I am declaring war on Captain Insano and his skanks!! I shall not rest until all the females are under my control!!! Unless the good Cap'n will share a few...LMFAO!!
 
Big Buck said:
I am declaring war on Captain Insano and his skanks!! I shall not rest until all the females are under my control!!! Unless the good Cap'n will share a few...LMFAO!!
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Don't hate Buck. If you bring some skanks to the table i will share me good women.
 
Uh Insano can I send pics of my skanky ex-wife?? She's alot of fun and hell I don't mind sharing. Been doing it for 6 years
 
Hey Captain--

Look's like you are getting quite the list of willing applicants!!
How is the Captain going to handle them all?
:confused:

LOL--Have a good one!!

-toga

:verygood:
 
toga22 said:
Hey Captain--

Look's like you are getting quite the list of willing applicants!!
How is the Captain going to handle them all?
:confused:

LOL--Have a good one!!

-toga

:verygood:
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Believe you me; there is enough of the Captain to good around. There will be a good time had by all. :)
 
venus! said:
It's Mikes catcher's mitt to you Insano!!!
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Thats what i like about you Venus! You know how to take a joke. So many people on these chat boards have no sense of humor.

are you still a mod ova at MM? What is it like there now? it that i fucking pay site too? Can one post pics there? if so i might have to go back...even though they kicked me out. LOL
 
NicolePap said:


Perfect!! I like the "we" part!!

I am proud to be Insanos groupie #3!


:devil:
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if you get out you camera and take some full frontals you will jump into first. :)

The first one to cum to NJ stays in first until the next groupie show her up. That could be a while...
 
Still a .mod. No it is not a pay site you can post pics. Just dont use anything that sounds like Insano.
 
venus! said:
Still a .mod. No it is not a pay site you can post pics. Just dont use anything that sounds like Insano.
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What did they say about me after i cause some ruckus over there? Venus to tell you the truth i can still log in as Captain_insano and post i just have no reason to post over there. Most of those people think there shit don't stink. ahaha
 
They just figured out you were Juice springsteen. They don't really talk bad about anyone
 
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Captain_insano said:


Don't hate Buck. If you bring some skanks to the table i will share me good women.
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You know me better than that dog....It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none!!!
 
NicolePap said:
We technically are insano groupies with skank tendencies..

See #3--
3: You must have "Skank" tendencies...don't worry..all elite women do.
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Wow I like how you are on top of the ball today sticky Nikki...you are my #1 skank for the day! :) xoxoxo
 
Congrats, Nicolepap!! What a relief~~The pressure of being on the top was getting to me!! You know, the autographs, the parties, the photo shoots (no face pics, btw)!! I guess I just don't have what it takes to truly be the Captain's #1 groupie!!

LOL--Have a good one!

~toga
 
originally posted by NicolePap
How much can any one girl handle of the Captn?..
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LOL...I guess you ARE ass kissing today. I have a feeling the Captain doesn't need his ego inflated much more!! (I'm just kidding) Kinda gives the phrase "Tappin into the Captain" a whole new meaning!!

Take Care and enjoy the ride at number 1.

;)
 
toga22 said:

Kinda gives the phrase "Tappin into the Captain" a whole new meaning!!
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All of you lovely laidies will get your chance to drink from the Captain's Mule.

Talk amongst yourselfs. Gotta eat now.

Insano
 
Hey there Captain, I was wondering when you were going to give your groupie's a little more attention!! :)

I am totally wiped out--The other aerobics instructor at the gym is sick so I have been teaching 3 classes a day!! Have pity on poor toga!!

What's new with you--Staying out of trouble?
 
toga22 said:
Hey there Captain, I was wondering when you were going to give your groupie's a little more attention!! :)

I am totally wiped out--The other aerobics instructor at the gym is sick so I have been teaching 3 classes a day!! Have pity on poor toga!!

What's new with you--Staying out of trouble?
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I am busy as shit sweet tits. i had 9 exercise orientations today and i hosted a Nutrition Seminar for 78 people. I am Fing wiped! I have been up since 5am and i have to work until 4pm...this sux...sorry to here one of my skanks is having a bad day. I wish you were here to sip from my mule. ;)
 
originally posted by Captain_insano
I am busy as shit sweet tits. i had 9 exercise orientations today and i hosted a Nutrition Seminar for 78 people. I am Fing wiped! I have been up since 5am and i have to work until 4pm...this sux...sorry to here one of my skanks is having a bad day. I wish you were here to sip from my mule.
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The weekend is almost here Captain...relief is on the way!!
I can taste the Morgan & Coke already!! :p

Hope your day gets better! And who knows maybe with all the OT I have been putting in I will be sipping from the sacred mule before too long!! :verygood:

Have a good one!!
~toga
 
originally posted by NicolePap
Shit toga- you teach aerobics too--

I have been up to 11 a week lately-- everyone sick!
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I usually teach about 12-15 classes a week. About 10 step and 5 Hi-impact. I love it. For being part-time it pays great--plus I love the benefit of being able to use all the equipment and tanning for nothing.
So, you aren't enjoying your new found fame? Hang in there it only gets better!! LOL--

Take it easy and have a good one!
~toga
 
toga22- please don't role your eyes at your Captain. ;)

Nicole- let any of the vultures on this board know that the groupie pics belong to Insano ONLY.

To all of the guys trying to ride the captains coat tails....get your own gig.

out..
 
originally posted by Captain_insano
toga22- please don't role your eyes at your Captain.
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You must be working too hard, because your starting to imagine things, ... I didn't roll my eyes at you. Sorry!!!

Have a good night!! Hi-Ho HI-Ho it is off to work I go......again!!
 
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