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Get this! My boyfriend doesn't have sex!

does he talk w/ a lisp....and always listen to "it's raining men"......or has he received any e-mails from Supersize asking for pics :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Does he have issues about sex? Was he molested as a child? Poor baby. :(
 
No offense buffredhead , but maybe you're trying to hard..maybe he's tired from work or school? maybe he just came off a cycle and the clomid and HCG isnt kicking in LOL..or maybe (dont get mad now) he isnt physically attracted to you? Anyhows, dump him if your not happy...but also, maybe he's bangin another chick and doesnt have any left when he comes home to you from her place..something to think about..i know everytime I'm not in the mood with a girl, she's always like, "WHO YA FUCKIN....WHO YA FUCKIN...I'ma kill that ho!"

LOL, oh well
 
Kakdiesel said:
i know everytime I'm not in the mood with a girl, she's always like, "WHO YA FUCKIN....WHO YA FUCKIN...I'ma kill that ho!"

LOL, oh well
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I get that one too sometimes...I'm just like "damn, I'm tired, I just wanna sleep" (that's of course after I take a shower when I got home for the other girl's house) :devil: :FRlol:
 
LMAO@ Karchick...hey kart, didnt i mention just the other day how funny it was when you and vixenvenus (aka buffred) were fuckin with each other on here? ya'll got pissed like a muhfucka...how ya doin girl? That was funny today when me and NVR2BIG randomly IM'd and he was talkin to you..i was suprised you even said hi... :)
 
i will service you if you like. have a 9 inch trouser trout and live in your town. also will include dinner if you give me half and half. hahaha when are we gonna meet and take may out to the strip club
 
hey how old are you? have any friends of the female type out here yet. i am a 25 year old professional male looking for a relationship or a quicky if thats all they want.
 
Maybe you have a remarkably filthy putrid vagina that smells of old cabbage and rotting mouse urine. :alien:
 
BuffRedheadWoman said:
What am I going to do? I think it's time to find a new boyfriend. I love intimitacy. I love being intimate with a man. I love sex!
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DEAR GOD
THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!

if the boyfriend is meaningless and sex is all powerful to u, why dont u just keep the loser anyway and just get a big dildo. fuck yourself

bam, two birds with one stone.
 
Call 516-819-1031

For a good time,
in the mean time.


:D
I made a rhyme.
 
LMAO@ kartchick..seroiusly you crack me up girl..how come you cant say hi to me now? in front of the board huh?? :( :(

holler girl!

oh and peach you never replied to my thread
 
Kakdiesel said:
what up velvet..WTF?? whats that phone number???
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MUHAHAHHA

If I tell you, I will have tie you down and muzzle you.




(They say it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.)
 
isnt it hard to talk on the phone when tied down and muzzled? much less dial. geeez, you sure make it difficult for him to call. :p
 
NAwwwwwwwwww

Nate, it's not my number. ;)

Tx, well, you already knew that.(You just want me to tie you down don't you?)
 
I'm thinking fuzzy handcuffs but sure why not...I think your going to get much more then you thought ;)

you will truely earn your name Velvett ;) or perhaps I'll just sweetly whisper your name after you have experienced the fuzzy handcuffs
 
whats funny is vixenvenus a.k.a. buffred, hasnt said shit to kartchick's comments..i think its hilarious..i'm sure some of you remember that lil feud a while back ago..
 
yeah bastard, somebody told me that two weeks ago when i got home from school (and had been missing from the board since xmas break)...its all good..but do ya remember that feud? it was fuckin hilarious the lines kartchick was comin up with...still has them too...vixen has no chance when it comes to a war with words..

holla!
 
my god you sound like such a whore. you make it sound like some abnormality: "HEY GET THIS!! NOT EVERYBODY TREATS SEX LIKE A MEANINLESS ACT THE WAY I DO!", says RedHeadedWhore. Give me a break.
 
I have a cousin in Vegas if Hider is right in saying that is where you are. He will throw the freak on you as long as its worth his time and is meaningless. No shit
 
Kahn said:
I have a cousin in Vegas if Hider is right in saying that is where you are. He will throw the freak on you as long as its worth his time and is meaningless. No shit
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Hamster Hider and I are meeting at 4:30 this afternoon for drinks at the Venetian Hotel. He doesn't have Internet access during the day. I'll pass this along to him. Or, perhaps I'll suggest to HH that he bang her himself and I'll take your cousin.:cool:
 
Kakdiesel said:
No offense buffredhead , but maybe you're trying to hard..maybe he's tired from work or school? maybe he just came off a cycle and the clomid and HCG isnt kicking in LOL..or maybe (dont get mad now) he isnt physically attracted to you? Anyhows, dump him if your not happy...but also, maybe he's bangin another chick and doesnt have any left when he comes home to you from her place..something to think about..i know everytime I'm not in the mood with a girl, she's always like, "WHO YA FUCKIN....WHO YA FUCKIN...I'ma kill that ho!"

LOL, oh well
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FUNNY SHIT!
 
A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
his wife:

"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! £10 million of
it.......Woooohoooo!"

"That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
mountains

"Who cares," he replies, "Just Fuck off!"
 
May- Actually I told him about you the night we were talking about your steno school. He might swing that way a bit but you tappin him would be the straw. I'll talk to him, he's shankin all kinds of snap off the net. I told him you were funny as hell and seemed intelligent. He has gotten tourists to include him in three ways and gotten head from the hubby so I'll ask him for ya. He's super clean so you don't have worries there, I know you are too.
 
Buffredhead aren't you a mod on another site and are always bragging about how great your boyfriend is and how handsome he is?

He's prolly either old, gay or a druggie.
 
PANTHER said:
A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
his wife:

"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! £10 million of
it.......Woooohoooo!"

"That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
mountains

"Who cares," he replies, "Just Fuck off!"

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LMAO!!!HeeHee....
 
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