George's guide to getting laid???

[Ffactor]

I don't know how good that guide is as I have never read it. In view of some recent posts, however, I seriously think some of you guys should consider consulting me before approaching anyone of the opposite sex and in Nathan and Anal's case, same sex. I won't charge you a dime unless you are completely satisfied! I daresay, much less expensive than buying George's book.

 

[havoc]

What's the best way to pick up a woman who is blind, deaf and limbless?

 

[WODIN]

By the Hair?

 

[Ffactor]

What's the best way to pick up a woman who is blind, deaf and limbless?

Is she mute?

 

[havoc]

Is she mute?

Only at gunpoint. I need an answer please.

 

[Ffactor]

Put your left hand behind her neck then insert four fingers of you right hand into her vagina and maintain steady pressure on her clitoris with your right thumb. Lift in a steady vertical motion. That should do the trick or you could just pretend she was roadkill and stuff her in a garbage bag!

 

[saint808]

By the Hair?

bwahahah

 

[havoc]

Put your left hand behind her neck then insert four fingers of you right hand into her vagina and maintain steady pressure on her clitoris with your right thumb. Lift in a steady vertical motion. That should do the trick or you could just pretend she was roadkill and stuff her in a garbage bag!

All I know is that you are one step closer to leaping out of the closet in your swedish maid outfit.

 

[Ffactor]

All I know is that you are one step closer to leaping out of the closet in your swedish maid outfit.

Sir, once again you have mistaken me for Nature Boy!

 

[havoc]

Sir, once again you have mistaken me for Nature Boy!

Damn you're right, my fault Nature. peace

 

[Ffactor]

Surely you must have more questions, post em up, I promise I will be gentle, unless your name is timewilltell.