Funniest synonym for female masturbation ever!

[Lumberg]

Diggin' the stench trench

 

[ChefWide]

Snappin' her bush.

 

[onerepmaximum]

dialing 0 on the little pink telephone.

 

[ChefWide]

dialing 0 on the little pink telephone.

use it in a sentence. doesnt fly

 

[onerepmaximum]

I caught my girl dialing 0 (zero) on her little pink telephone.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Filling out TPS reports

 

[Ganryu]

Flicking the bean is the best IMO.

 

[ChefWide]

I caught my girl dialing 0 (zero) on her little pink telephone.

nope. maybe its too long?

 

[beastboy]

Filling out TPS reports

LOL

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

What about "shoving a cucumber in my ass"?

no?

 

[beastboy]

Flicking the bean is the best IMO.

Rolling the Bean

Dumping the Indian in the Canoe

 

[ChefWide]

Filling out TPS reports

LOL. sorry, thats not in my job description

 

[onerepmaximum]

nope. maybe its too long?

I tried.

 

[beastboy]

I tried.

I liked it...in fact I used that one already.

 

[Ganryu]

Filling out TPS reports

How much time per week would you say you spend on TPS reports OMGWTFURGAY?

 

[ChefWide]

I tried.

Lemme run it past my wife, if I am still able to type, then you have a winner.

 

[hamstershaver]

What about "shoving a cucumber in my ass"?

no?

soklueles basically admitted to that earlier today in BTS

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

How much time per week would you say you spend on TPS reports OMGWTFURGAY?

far too long bro, far too long

and hamsterlover - is SoKlueless a dude or a girl?

Either way, it sounds like SoKlueless is a good bro.

 

[ChefWide]

soklueles basically admitted to that earlier today in BTS

information overload. stay the fuck AWAY from BTS... there be monsters there...

 

[big_bad_buff]

http://www.e-zgrocer.com/images/00/00447.jpg

 

[hamstershaver]

soklueles = girl although i have seen no pics of the kitty yet for real proof

 

[superqt4u2nv]

dialing 0 on the little pink telephone.

This one isn't bad the rest are nasty!

 

[onerepmaximum]

Thanks for the amens Beasty and Dayna.

 

[JOKER47]

LOL. sorry, thats not in my job description

Did you get the memo?

 

[ChefWide]

Did you get the memo?

I got the email about the memo.

 

[ChefWide]

Ok, swmbo liked it. I stand corrected.

 

[Lumberg]

my ex used to call it "frigging my clit"

 

[ChefWide]

I had a girl in college that had a form of reverse Tourettes: she could not curse, or say anything sexually explicit. She used to ask me to lick her 'hmm-hmmm'

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

swabbing the axe wound

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

hide and go smell

actually, I like "hide and go stink" better