(July 24) -- The pictures are disturbing. An
84-year-old bald fuck is in the hospital recovering
from injuries he says he received at the hands of a
man with no hands. Henderson police officers said the
84 year old crisper came at them with intent to suck
balls. Police say it started with a traffic dispute.
It ended with Charles Walker in the hospital with his
head between his asscheeks mumbling nonsensical
bullshit.
Employees of the Rainbow Fag Club and Casino can't
believe this is the same flying dildo who visits the
restaurant three or four times a day.
"He's the cheapest old jew. He would give you the shit
out his douchebag if he had to," said Steven Seagul, a
Rainbow Fag Club employee.
WalkingBeast rendered that bald fuck senseless with a
kick to the balls and shit eating grin.The crisper
suffered injures after a run-in with police Sunday
night.
According to the police report, Walker was in his
white KKK outfit and was parked in the middle of a
indoor shopping mall chucking nazi hand grenades out
the window. Police say they pulled out thier dicks
and sprayed the man, then sent WalkingBeast in to
finish the job.One officer slid his dick in behind
him, and that's when Walker crumbled into complete
oblivion. Tumbling through a downward spiral.
According to the police report, Walker would not
listen to the officers' directions and even threw his
hearing aid at them. He then resisted arrest and began
tumbling on the floor uncontrollably.
"There's no excuse. This should've been handled in a
different way," said Dr."The Ass" Flungass, an
attorney hired by Walker's family. "From what Bob told
me, the officers suspected him of child
molestation,first degree bunsmack, tumbling within
1000 feet of a Bozo the clown freak show,drinking and
driving,and looking at them.
Walker suffered five broken ribs, a hip fracture and
multiple contusions, a punctured crippler, a hamburger
stapled to his esophagus and a badly chewed up eyeball
along with his dick and balls being stuffed into his
mouth.
The Henderson Police Department says it's conducting
an internal operation. They plan to remove Walker's
critical body parts and have a food fight.
"I believe our community deserves an answer. We don't
have all the answers, but we'll make some up," said
Chief Mike Dinglebery of the Henderson Police
Department.
Meanwhile, friends like Fox,Cigar and Fag are visiting
Walker, who's still buzzed off his fucking ass from
the painkillers.
"He's in good spirits,especially now since hes dead.
but that's how he always is...Dead. He was just a
little guy," Fox said.
84-year-old bald fuck is in the hospital recovering
from injuries he says he received at the hands of a
man with no hands. Henderson police officers said the
84 year old crisper came at them with intent to suck
balls. Police say it started with a traffic dispute.
It ended with Charles Walker in the hospital with his
head between his asscheeks mumbling nonsensical
bullshit.
Employees of the Rainbow Fag Club and Casino can't
believe this is the same flying dildo who visits the
restaurant three or four times a day.
"He's the cheapest old jew. He would give you the shit
out his douchebag if he had to," said Steven Seagul, a
Rainbow Fag Club employee.
WalkingBeast rendered that bald fuck senseless with a
kick to the balls and shit eating grin.The crisper
suffered injures after a run-in with police Sunday
night.
According to the police report, Walker was in his
white KKK outfit and was parked in the middle of a
indoor shopping mall chucking nazi hand grenades out
the window. Police say they pulled out thier dicks
and sprayed the man, then sent WalkingBeast in to
finish the job.One officer slid his dick in behind
him, and that's when Walker crumbled into complete
oblivion. Tumbling through a downward spiral.
According to the police report, Walker would not
listen to the officers' directions and even threw his
hearing aid at them. He then resisted arrest and began
tumbling on the floor uncontrollably.
"There's no excuse. This should've been handled in a
different way," said Dr."The Ass" Flungass, an
attorney hired by Walker's family. "From what Bob told
me, the officers suspected him of child
molestation,first degree bunsmack, tumbling within
1000 feet of a Bozo the clown freak show,drinking and
driving,and looking at them.
Walker suffered five broken ribs, a hip fracture and
multiple contusions, a punctured crippler, a hamburger
stapled to his esophagus and a badly chewed up eyeball
along with his dick and balls being stuffed into his
mouth.
The Henderson Police Department says it's conducting
an internal operation. They plan to remove Walker's
critical body parts and have a food fight.
"I believe our community deserves an answer. We don't
have all the answers, but we'll make some up," said
Chief Mike Dinglebery of the Henderson Police
Department.
Meanwhile, friends like Fox,Cigar and Fag are visiting
Walker, who's still buzzed off his fucking ass from
the painkillers.
"He's in good spirits,especially now since hes dead.
but that's how he always is...Dead. He was just a
little guy," Fox said.