fuck life

[supersizeme]

Well then as quick as you can, find the nearest bridge, tie a 1977 GE Microwave to your neck and bunji off.

i have one of these microwaves in my apartment that i've been living in for 8 years. it's black, has a windup timer thingy and goes DING when it's done

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i have one of these microwaves in my apartment that i've been living in for 8 years. it's black, has a windup timer thingy and goes DING when it's done

do you deadlift it?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

i've had enough.

I know that feeling -
Blow it off, Mangy...
Couple days from now, you'll be playing with your kids, loving up
with cutiepie, being like "damn, I wanted to check out a couple days ago".
Life ain't easy, the deal with your grandma's house doesn't fucking help any,
but that's comming to an end. It'll pass. Be cool!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

word crak. Cinnamon Life is so much better

 

[Buddy_Christ]

word crak. Cinnamon Life is so much better

i don't even like Cinnamon Life.

 

[starfish]

Hang in there bro. My life has been worse than yours and right now I'm cruising and things are looking great. You have done a lot of good things that you didn't have to do. Just hang in there and it will all come back to you. Biteme

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i don't even like Cinnamon Life.

But your name is Mike!

damn, this new banning position is going to take up more of my time than I anticipated.

 

[MissJanet79]

I'm with Smurfy... Go jerk off, come back & let us know if life really sucks?!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I'm with Smurfy... Go jerk off, come back & let us know if life really sucks?!

nope, don't even wanna jerk off.

 

[FreeballinDC]

nope, don't even wanna jerk off.

Then go back to DT and Killah's thick woman thread, and at least enjoy it for what it is.

cheap boob and ass shots.