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A buddy of mine calls last night saying he has some crazy news. I was already on the way so I head over. Turns out he just talked to his ex of 3 years for the first time in 6 months. She wanted to come over to his place. When he was on the phone he mentioned I was over. At first she didn't remember my name then he was like "yea Derek, you know, from Derek and Kathy." I noticed she started asking all these questions about us which was interesting.
Anyway, it was really fuckin funny cuz since they are both my friends (but they know eachother far better than me) they would be asking me stuff about the other behind eachother's back and making gestures when I looked at one of them and the other wasn't looking.
Julie (the ex) had a boyfriend too but she ended up going downstairs and sleeping with my buddy. But then he had to go off to work. I was upstairs on the couch out like a rock when all of a sudden she wakes me up by jumping on me. I normally wouldn't have done something like this but I was only semi-conscious. So we have a few different positions of couch/floor action.
A little after that I go to take her home and find out that yea she had already cheated on her bf with my friend that night and felt bad about it and I guess that is partly why I was next. Then she talked about getting back together with my friend b/c it "felt right". We kept talking though and she found out I am losing my apartment tonight with no place to stay and sounded like she wanted me to either stay with that friend (hmm, wonder why?) or she would find me a place.
Summary: Holy shit, my life is going to be fucked up for awhile!
Anyway, it was really fuckin funny cuz since they are both my friends (but they know eachother far better than me) they would be asking me stuff about the other behind eachother's back and making gestures when I looked at one of them and the other wasn't looking.
Julie (the ex) had a boyfriend too but she ended up going downstairs and sleeping with my buddy. But then he had to go off to work. I was upstairs on the couch out like a rock when all of a sudden she wakes me up by jumping on me. I normally wouldn't have done something like this but I was only semi-conscious. So we have a few different positions of couch/floor action.
A little after that I go to take her home and find out that yea she had already cheated on her bf with my friend that night and felt bad about it and I guess that is partly why I was next. Then she talked about getting back together with my friend b/c it "felt right". We kept talking though and she found out I am losing my apartment tonight with no place to stay and sounded like she wanted me to either stay with that friend (hmm, wonder why?) or she would find me a place.
Summary: Holy shit, my life is going to be fucked up for awhile!
