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Welp, I got a new cell phone w/ camera so I thought I'd see how well it works. Here's a pic from last night at the gym. I'm not too pumped since all I did was calves. I just did a little isometrics and push ups to get the blood flowing upstairs. I'm right about 315 lbs of pure fat/no muscle whatsoever on my 4th week of 400 mg EQ, 400 mg T-cyp, and one A50/day. My guns are just under 23 inches-which probably the biggest they/ve been ever without synthol enhancement(haven't used synthol since 2000). Anyway, I'm obviously in need of some AIFM which I'll be getting this week. Once I dump some bloat and gain a little more proficiency with my camera I'll post something sexier. lol

It's Alive!!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/frnkencracker12-10-06.jpg


And if you are my friend at the gym, you are definitely not immune to public humiliation on the web. I took this pic of my good bro warming up on bench w/ 135 lbs. Then I posted this in his myspace comment section.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/rickypsbench.jpg

The funny part is he does like 3 sets of 315 for 10 reps with great form. I'm such a nice guy huh?
 
the fuck you talking about "no muscle"?? You fucking look awesome.......absolutely no reason a man should get leaner than that, unless you really want to step on a stage in little posing trunks with a strap going up your ass. Lookin good bro.....
 
Big Country-I'm 6ft 1 inch tall. I'm 6 ft 5 inches in heels though if you're thinking about asking me on a date. Do I need to take a pic of myself on the scale with the reading showing?

I guess the pic isn't that flattering. Maybe I should've thickened myself up with photoshop before posting??? lol

And thanks for the compliments guys-but once I figured out how to get into contest winning shape, anything less feels/looks fat to me. The shitty part is my body image sucks 99% of the time. However my negative body image is what keeps me hitting the gym day after day yr after yr.
 
BigCracker said:
Big Country-I'm 6ft 1 inch tall. I'm 6 ft 5 inches in heels though if you're thinking about asking me on a date. Do I need to take a pic of myself on the scale with the reading showing?

I guess the pic isn't that flattering. Maybe I should've thickened myself up with photoshop before posting??? lol

And thanks for the compliments guys-but once I figured out how to get into contest winning shape, anything less feels/looks fat to me. The shitty part is my body image sucks 99% of the time. However my negative body image is what keeps me hitting the gym day after day yr after yr.
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HOLY SHIT YOU"RE A BIG BITCH!! I know a guy literally the exact same size as you did a test/tren/masteron/anavar cycle and leaned down to the mid 280s and looked like a body builder.

Keep us updated on your progress bro!

T-Matt
 
thats a big cracker
 
BigCracker said:
I was born a poor black child. Then I got white washed by the man.
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lol, BC you're humble and an arrogant SOB all at the same time :chomp:
these guys are giving you compliments (based on what they can see in this pic) and they are implying that you are "doing good" but dont realize you been doin this shit for a while. haha your comic reliefe is over the top.

ive seen your pics that you posted while you were in contest shape, ripped to the bone. Pretty impressive.
 
I know you are on a premium cycle but lay off the saltines. There is still a large amount of salt in them which leads to bloat. I would try something with a little less sodium such as a water cracker to get the lean mass you are looking for.

Yup thats what I would do!
 
yo i wasnt dissin u bro u look good...

no a pic aint necceasary i beleive u. keep up the good work bro.

so whats up wit that date.....j/k
 
BigCracker said:
Big Country-I'm 6ft 1 inch tall. I'm 6 ft 5 inches in heels though if you're thinking about asking me on a date. .
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see, this is why I love meat heads.....nobody but us comes up with this one.....nobody!!.........but cracker, now that you put it down in writing, we are going to have to have a look at you in heels...now now, you totally swung yourself into this one...... :lmao: :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
see, this is why I love meat heads.....nobody but us comes up with this one.....nobody!!.........but cracker, now that you put it down in writing, we are going to have to have a look at you in heels...now now, you totally swung yourself into this one...... :lmao: :lmao:
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hey meathead you posted this twice, lmao
 
Tweakle said:
thats a whole lotta lovin right there, hows the pec Mr C?
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Damn-I tried forgetting about it myself. Thanks for asking though. Injuries are my biggest fear. I tore my pec July 1st doing flat bench and just recently started doing incline again after rehabing it myself the past few months. I never thought the day would come that I'd be be excited to do 225 for 10 reps on incline bench, but I did it the other day with minimal pain and I was pretty stoked.(After I tore my pec I wasn't capable of doing a pushup) I'll never be the 500+ bench presser I was- and I can live with that. I have some minor cosmetic issues with my injured pec-it looks slightly different. But that's nothing I can't live with either.
 
CO B-man said:
I know you are on a premium cycle but lay off the saltines. There is still a large amount of salt in them which leads to bloat. I would try something with a little less sodium such as a water cracker to get the lean mass you are looking for.

Yup thats what I would do!
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How about that Jew Matzoi stuff?
 
I would fondle that bicep and I like tall guys so when I wear my heels I don't have to spend my evening searching their head for bald spots. If you're into 5" heels, I know this great place in Ft. Lauderdale where they make custom stripper shoes. Perhaps we should go shopping big boy ;)
 
pure fat no muscle? wutever big homie, i ain't never seen anyone on the biggest loser that solid. if you're fat then britney spears is a good mom, lol.
 
Sassy69 said:
I would fondle that bicep and I like tall guys so when I wear my heels I don't have to spend my evening searching their head for bald spots. If you're into 5" heels, I know this great place in Ft. Lauderdale where they make custom stripper shoes. Perhaps we should go shopping big boy ;)
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Sounds like a date to me!!! Maybe you can come over some time and check out my closet full of Jimmy Choos? I have this killer belly bracelet I got from Tiffany's that's to die for. OMG. I'm getting cramps. Somebody get me a Hershey bar and some Midol quick!
 
galaxy said:
How tall r u? And hows the breathing treating you?
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6 ft 1 and Breathing sucks-but I havent been under 10% in so long I think I've kinda gotten used to it. In another month I'm gonna start dieting until I get to 10% and hold it for life. Normally I'd never get this heavy, but after yrs of competing and depriving myself of food I could no longer justify having a perfect diet w/o a contest to train for. What you see now is the end result. lol However I know once I get thinner I'll feel/look so much better that I'll be kicking myself for not doing it sooner. The added attention I get from chicks when I'm lighter should be incentive as well. Seriously, what 110 lb girl wants some 315 lb guy on top of her sweating? I don't care if you're R. Coleman-that's a lot of pressure on a girl's pelvic girdle.
 
BigCracker said:
Sounds like a date to me!!! Maybe you can come over some time and check out my closet full of Jimmy Choos? I have this killer belly bracelet I got from Tiffany's that's to die for. OMG. I'm getting cramps. Somebody get me a Hershey bar and some Midol quick!
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Don't forget the Cosmo magazine & Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey.
 
Very big.

That's the size I'd love to have. It's weird, I've never seen anyone who is 6" or taller ever have the apperence of looking "big". Pictures never do it justice. Nice job BK, post some more pics when you get down on weight.

Monopoly
 
Ive been waiting for some big cracka pics. I wouldnt want to meet you in a dark alley bro especially if your wearing heels.. :)
 
redsamurai said:
the fuck you talking about "no muscle"?? You fucking look awesome.......absolutely no reason a man should get leaner than that, unless you really want to step on a stage in little posing trunks with a strap going up your ass. Lookin good bro.....
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Heyyyy! WTF is up with the posing trunk comment...and no thongs ever on my ass! :) you look thick bro! Its winter....be big.

Quad
 
ThepoolGuy said:
Ive been waiting for some big cracka pics. I wouldnt want to meet you in a dark alley bro especially if your wearing heels.. :)
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Just wait until I pop your can with cayenne pepper laced KY Jelly.
 
315...!? don't look it... more like 415. no just playin. u don't look 315 though, and u look like u could whip yourself into shape fairly easy. i was expecting to click on that shit and see some hairy fuckin shit ball. your not hairy though...LOL
 
Quadsweep said:
You better be fuckin tough yourself with that ass lube. no cayene on my pee pee!

Q.
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Shiiiiiit! I'll be double glovin' my weiner before I put it into your high mileage mangina.

I heard you were seen leaving the head judge's hotel room, doing the "walk of shame" the morning before prejudging for your last contest.

I also heard you did very well. I heard you did good in the contest stage too. Coincidence???
 
Did sterroids make your penis shrink? I know it does that cause the media told me. I figured since you were so big that you must take steroids and obviously a lot so you must have a very teeny weeny peeny! True hah?
 
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One of the side effects of being huge is that it makes your dick look smaller proportionately. Fortunately my lack of testicles makes my dick actually appear to be bigger than it is, so it balances out my penis:bod symetry.
 
BigCracker said:
Shiiiiiit! I'll be double glovin' my weiner before I put it into your high mileage mangina.

I heard you were seen leaving the head judge's hotel room, doing the "walk of shame" the morning before prejudging for your last contest.

I also heard you did very well. I heard you did good in the contest stage too. Coincidence???
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high mileage mangina damn where do you get this shit lol
 
BigCracker said:
Shiiiiiit! I'll be double glovin' my weiner before I put it into your high mileage mangina.

I heard you were seen leaving the head judge's hotel room, doing the "walk of shame" the morning before prejudging for your last contest.

I also heard you did very well. I heard you did good in the contest stage too. Coincidence???
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I was actually 10th @ Jr Nationals...guess my head and mangina are just no good.... :worried: The double glove would be to give you some much needed thickness on little cracker from the rumors goin around about you....how did this get to my mangina anyway! :)

Quad
 
CO B-man said:
Did sterroids make your penis shrink? I know it does that cause the media told me. I figured since you were so big that you must take steroids and obviously a lot so you must have a very teeny weeny peeny! True hah?
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My woman says mine is bigger...balls have been small for so long I cannot remember if they made my cock look smaller. My Quads have to make it look smaller. another rule is you cannot have 30" quads and big balls at the same time. not enough room in my town fro the 4 of them! :p

Quadswep
 
Quadsweep said:
My woman says mine is bigger...balls have been small for so long I cannot remember if they made my cock look smaller. My Quads have to make it look smaller. another rule is you cannot have 30" quads and big balls at the same time. not enough room in my town fro the 4 of them! :p

Quadswep
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:FRlol: Unless you plan on reproducing who cares about balls. I am sure I am probably shooting blanks anyway.
 
Quadsweep said:
My woman says mine is bigger...balls have been small for so long I cannot remember if they made my cock look smaller. My Quads have to make it look smaller. another rule is you cannot have 30" quads and big balls at the same time. not enough room in my town fro the 4 of them! :p

Quadswep
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My balls are always hot. Does that make you horny?
 
Quadsweep said:
Heyyyy! WTF is up with the posing trunk comment...and no thongs ever on my ass! :) you look thick bro! Its winter....be big.

Quad
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if you step on stage, you know full well you're basically naked. Besides, as evidenced by your and crackers overt homosexual banter, there's just too much :rainbow: associated with bodybuilding. I much prefer my homosexual encounters more discreet.....like in back alleys or porn theaters.....but hey, to each his own right?.......... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
if you step on stage, you know full well you're basically naked. Besides, as evidenced by your and crackers overt homosexual banter, there's just too much :rainbow: associated with bodybuilding. I much prefer my homosexual encounters more discreet.....like in back alleys or porn theaters.....but hey, to each his own right?.......... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I saw a show on HBO about guys like you that are straight by day but at night seek cock on "the DL". DL=Down Low. They also enjoy infecting others with HIV by going bareback. lol Bareback Mountain. Show me the way!!!
 
BigCracker said:
I saw a show on HBO about guys like you that are straight by day but at night seek cock on "the DL". DL=Down Low. They also enjoy infecting others with HIV by going bareback. lol Bareback Mountain. Show me the way!!!
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i think i heard of that show......a friend of mine told me it was about guys intentionally seeking "to get" infected.......so they could qualify for the health package......free gear till it finally gets you. TThat's our tax dollars by the way......assholes. by the way, lmao at you clarifying the "DL" life......thanks.......now i have a cool new way of paraphrasing my cock needing behavior when the sun goes down!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
i think i heard of that show......a friend of mine told me it was about guys intentionally seeking "to get" infected.......so they could qualify for the health package......free gear till it finally gets you. TThat's our tax dollars by the way......assholes. by the way, lmao at you clarifying the "DL" life......thanks.......now i have a cool new way of paraphrasing my cock needing behavior when the sun goes down!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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The call these guys "bug chasers". Scary shit. And we're all bent out of shape over Kramer saying the word "nigger". Spitting hateful words can't be worse than pre emptive murder by sodomy. I guess the stuff we really should be worried about isn't that important to the media?
 
My god you are a beast! Someone would need elephant tranquilizers to put you down. Do you eat your meals out of a troff?
 
BigCracker said:
Welp, I got a new cell phone w/ camera so I thought I'd see how well it works. Here's a pic from last night at the gym. I'm not too pumped since all I did was calves. I just did a little isometrics and push ups to get the blood flowing upstairs. I'm right about 315 lbs of pure fat/no muscle whatsoever on my 4th week of 400 mg EQ, 400 mg T-cyp, and one A50/day. My guns are just under 23 inches-which probably the biggest they/ve been ever without synthol enhancement(haven't used synthol since 2000). Anyway, I'm obviously in need of some AIFM which I'll be getting this week. Once I dump some bloat and gain a little more proficiency with my camera I'll post something sexier. lol

It's Alive!!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/frnkencracker12-10-06.jpg


And if you are my friend at the gym, you are definitely not immune to public humiliation on the web. I took this pic of my good bro warming up on bench w/ 135 lbs. Then I posted this in his myspace comment section.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/rickypsbench.jpg

The funny part is he does like 3 sets of 315 for 10 reps with great form. I'm such a nice guy huh?
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Wow your small bro.



haha
 
Liquid2006 said:
Wow your small bro.



haha
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Thanks dude. I actually have to jump up and down in front of the grocery store door to get it to open for me automatically. Life is rough like that. It's not easy being a big cracker sometimes.
 
BigCracker said:
The call these guys "bug chasers". Scary shit. And we're all bent out of shape over Kramer saying the word "nigger". Spitting hateful words can't be worse than pre emptive murder by sodomy. I guess the stuff we really should be worried about isn't that important to the media?
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Yeah its a matter of national security what Barry Bonds does or if someone got their feelings hurt..I am more worried about some radical islamist setting off a dirty bomb in my or your town, killing a million people and making the area where the fucker went off uninhabitable for 10,000 years. But hey don't make anyone mad in the middle east...the USA "needs" to be viewed as the good guy! Fuck the white hat! I am getting my familys sheild and crest tattooed on my delt soon! That will be my "STATEMENT" Let's fuckin battle and when I win I will proclaim myself the good guy! Thats what we did in WW2. Did H. Truman get the league of nations approval before he bombed Japan? No...It was WAR...and so is this we need to focus on whats important...Did I rant????? :evil:

Quadsweep
 
Quadsweep said:
Yeah its a matter of national security what Barry Bonds does or if someone got their feelings hurt..I am more worried about some radical islamist setting off a dirty bomb in my or your town, killing a million people and making the area where the fucker went off uninhabitable for 10,000 years. But hey don't make anyone mad in the middle east...the USA "needs" to be viewed as the good guy! Fuck the white hat! I am getting my familys sheild and crest tattooed on my delt soon! That will be my "STATEMENT" Let's fuckin battle and when I win I will proclaim myself the good guy! Thats what we did in WW2. Did H. Truman get the league of nations approval before he bombed Japan? No...It was WAR...and so is this we need to focus on whats important...Did I rant????? :evil:

Quadsweep
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Impressive. Most BB's at your level don't even know who the president is let alone have their own political beliefs- beyond "steroids should be legal" of course.
 
BigCracker said:
Impressive. Most BB's at your level don't even know who the president is let alone have their own political beliefs- beyond "steroids should be legal" of course.
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you forgot to add "and that everyone's starting cycle should be a minimum of 1.5 grams of test/week" :mix:
 
I don't know what the rest of these guys think big and muscular is. Sorry man but in my opinion, you look like a big waterbed. Please cut down on the Burger king, Salt Heavy Test, Anadrol or Dianabol. Any more I think you might pop and be 200lbs
 
Big Wes said:
I don't know what the rest of these guys think big and muscular is. Sorry man but in my opinion, you look like a big waterbed. Please cut down on the Burger king, Salt Heavy Test, Anadrol or Dianabol. Any more I think you might pop and be 200lbs
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listen fitch....you really think that's 115 pounds of water??? go do your little shots of wheatgrass and potting soil AND..................................................................stfu. :rolleyes:
 
BigCracker said:
Impressive. Most BB's at your level don't even know who the president is let alone have their own political beliefs- beyond "steroids should be legal" of course.
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I am actually above average IQ...really. And yes some BB do fit the sterotype. Its sad actually but we are portrayed as such....like Grreg Valentino.....GEEZUS! No wonder we are looked at like dumbasses!

Quadsweep
 
Big Wes said:
I don't know what the rest of these guys think big and muscular is. Sorry man but in my opinion, you look like a big waterbed. Please cut down on the Burger king, Salt Heavy Test, Anadrol or Dianabol. Any more I think you might pop and be 200lbs
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yeah he is holding back some but I bet he is strong and he is big and he can diet...its harder to get really big than to get lean. I am 6% always but thats just a gift. I get hurt a lot because I am always lean so thats the trade off.

Quad
 
Hey big wuss-post up some pics of yourself. Make me green with envy. Here's a special pic for you of yours truly around 230 lbs. My abs are so deep I can stick my finger in between them knuckle deep.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/NPCWesternRegional2.jpg


And if you reread my post I know I'm fat and I'm not claiming to be the next Mr O-or the next Mr Backyard for that matter. Not many guys can hit the 300 lb mark and still wear 36-38 inch waist jeans though. Whether that impresses you or not I don't really care.

Oh yeah, I would've been your father but the guy in front of me had correct change.
 
BigCracker said:
Hey big wuss-post up some pics of yourself. Make me green with envy. Here's a special pic for you of yours truly around 230 lbs. My abs are so deep I can stick my finger in between them knuckle deep.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/NPCWesternRegional2.jpg


And if you reread my post I know I'm fat and I'm not claiming to be the next Mr O-or the next Mr Backyard for that matter. Not many guys can hit the 300 lb mark and still wear 36-38 inch waist jeans though. Whether that impresses you or not I don't really care.

Oh yeah, I would've been your father but the guy in front of me had correct change.
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you look better at 315......for the sake of your joints you might want to come down 15 or so pounds....don't know how old you are though.


ps. that was you behind me fumbling around in his jeans for the extra dime?
haha.....loser!! that was the best 30 second ride of my life!!


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
you look better at 315......for the sake of your joints you might want to come down 15 or so pounds....don't know how old you are though.


ps. that was you behind me fumbling around in his jeans for the extra dime?
haha.....loser!! that was the best 30 second ride of my life!!


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Buncha fuckin comedians on this board. Don't quit your day jobs. lol
 
BigCracker said:
Sounds like a date to me!!! Maybe you can come over some time and check out my closet full of Jimmy Choos? I have this killer belly bracelet I got from Tiffany's that's to die for. OMG. I'm getting cramps. Somebody get me a Hershey bar and some Midol quick!
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so say's kettle to the pot......by the way, let me remind you you're now on the hook for a heel pose......don't ask me where you're going to find heels that will hold up under 315 pounds, but that's your problem!!..... :D


you can skip the belly bracelet though.....that wandering too far down the wrong road...... :lmao:
 
Nice work fatty. :) I don't know many....well any one that weights in at 315 with that much muscle. Guard that cell phone. I remember when I first got mine. I took a bunch of pics posing and acting stupid when I was bored at work one night and then forgot and left my phone at work. It was kind of hard coming in the next day because I know they were all looking at my pics.

Perp
 
perp69 said:
Nice work fatty. :) I don't know many....well any one that weights in at 315 with that much muscle. Guard that cell phone. I remember when I first got mine. I took a bunch of pics posing and acting stupid when I was bored at work one night and then forgot and left my phone at work. It was kind of hard coming in the next day because I know they were all looking at my pics.

Perp
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LMFAO!!!!! I'm deleting all my flubs right now. I also have a bunch of porn from web sluts sending me their pics. That could lead to extreme embarassment if the wrong person were to see them. Just be glad you didn't store a pic of your semi erect cock...or did you???
 
bigmodean said:
Agreed,you definately are large,but still dont look quite 315,maybe 270 tops.
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Jesus H. Christ you guys are tough to please. Today I'll try to find some 240 lb guy at the gym (that I dwarf) and make the poor bastard stand next to me in a pic to show scale. BTW-my legs are not shown in the pic-and they are very big-which might be why I don't look as heavy as I am???
 
sofakingdel said:
"Kids run Barneys gone Mad" that purple shirt is NICE Bigcracker.
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I love you...you love me...let's go out and kill Bar-ney!!! I think Mr Rogers is the only show that's more gheyyyy!!! Fucking alcoholic just like Cap Kangaroo.
 
I heard Mr. Rogers was a Marine sniper. Thats why he wore that sweater to cover up his hardcorp tats.
BigCracker said:
I love you...you love me...let's go out and kill Bar-ney!!! I think Mr Rogers is the only show that's more gheyyyy!!! Fucking alcoholic just like Cap Kangaroo.
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redsamurai said:
the fuck you talking about "no muscle"?? You fucking look awesome.......absolutely no reason a man should get leaner than that, unless you really want to step on a stage in little posing trunks with a strap going up your ass. Lookin good bro.....
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Seriously cool quote!
 
BigCracker said:
Jesus H. Christ you guys are tough to please. Today I'll try to find some 240 lb guy at the gym (that I dwarf) and make the poor bastard stand next to me in a pic to show scale. BTW-my legs are not shown in the pic-and they are very big-which might be why I don't look as heavy as I am???
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I agree, im 260 and you are a lot thicker than me bro! 270 my ass, you definitely look 300+
 
sofakingdel said:
I heard Mr. Rogers was a Marine sniper. Thats why he wore that sweater to cover up his hardcorp tats.
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complete bullshit, search the net, even snopes.com, isn't true

but it was a good story
 
Pretty damn cut in that pic, why don't you compete your frame looks like it could handle it? Anyway, thanks for posting the pics. I can only dream of having wheels like yours...
 
BigCracker said:
Here's a sexier pic as promised.I'll even show my dbol moonface cuz I don't give a fuck. I wore my purple guido wifebeater for all of you Prince fans. Now before you click, mentally sing YMCA to yourself while the pic opens for max boner effect.

My most miniscule pose. I think I saw a vein once when the light was just right?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/3tudate.jpg
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Here it is. Scientific proof of the Evolutionary Theory! We did evolve from gorillas!
 
I think that last pic definitely gives a better perspective on how big you are.......I'm 294 with the exact same condition......except that I YES the shit out of my face......I hate moonbol face. Now go take a picture with some 165 pound stock broker stretched over your back ala lex lugars torture rack!!
 
redsamurai said:
I think that last pic definitely gives a better perspective on how big you are.......I'm 294 with the exact same condition......except that I YES the shit out of my face......I hate moonbol face. Now go take a picture with some 165 pound stock broker stretched over your back ala lex lugars torture rack!!
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Funny you mention Luger. I'm from Chicago myself and as a teen I wanted to look just like him. I had the same haircut even. Anyway, just the other day I took a cab to p/u my car from the shop. The cabby started talking old school WCW and Luger's name came up. He informed me that Lex Luger is in prison now cuz he freaked out on steroids and killed his wife(Elizabeth-Macho Man's WWF girlfriend from back in the 80's). The cabby shut the fuck up as soon as I called bullshit on his media hyped roid horror story. I said steroids can't make you crazy like that otherwise you could claim you were on roids to get off on murder charges with a temp insanity plea. All you'd need to do is say you were juiced at the time you committed the murder so you were unable to determine right from wrong=insanity plea. Lawyers have tried this defense in the past and it never works. Anyway, the cabby changed the subject after that. Have you heard anything like this about Luger? I could google it but I'm not that desperate for the 411. lol
 
she was a crack whore and Od'd......I heard the 911 call that luger placed. Plus, he did a cameo on TNA with sting like a month or two ago......elizabeth died like 3 years ago, if not more. So yeah, it's bullshit. He's a shadow of his former self though.....really sad.
 
LOL ... I love these responses.. 315 lbs is what the pros (in these kid's Flex, sticky paged magazines) weigh in the offseason. I dont think they realize that you must eat big and accept an amount of fat to get any size...

I dont take it to your extreme. But when I wanted to get to a lean 225, I had to accept a smoother 240 in order to diet down and hold 225.

I think you look like a monster cracker. If you stepped on a scale next to a "normal sized" dude and took a picture, they still wouldn't believe you.

Look at it this way.. You are banging their chicks while they are sitting her arguing whether you weigh 315 or 280...
 
JuicedAthletics said:
LOL ... I love these responses.. 315 lbs is what the pros (in these kid's Flex, sticky paged magazines) weigh in the offseason. I dont think they realize that you must eat big and accept an amount of fat to get any size...

I dont take it to your extreme. But when I wanted to get to a lean 225, I had to accept a smoother 240 in order to diet down and hold 225.

I think you look like a monster cracker. If you stepped on a scale next to a "normal sized" dude and took a picture, they still wouldn't believe you.

Look at it this way.. You are banging their chicks while they are sitting her arguing whether you weigh 315 or 280...
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LOL You are too kind bro. My recent pics really don't do me justice until you stand me next to another 250 lb + guy cuz most 300 lb guys look much fatter than I do(relatively speaking of course). I mean seriously, there aren't too many guys around in the buffed 300lb range w/ a distinct v taper. Even with a shitload of juice it won't happen overnight-and I think some guys fail to realize this. I've been training 6 days a week for 19 yrs now-it's gonna take some time for some younger whippersnapper to catch me no matter what his recipe is.


I guess ole doubting Thomas- Bigwuss threw in the towel after seeing my "in shape" pics??? lol.
 
BigCracker said:
Welp, I got a new cell phone w/ camera so I thought I'd see how well it works. Here's a pic from last night at the gym. I'm not too pumped since all I did was calves. I just did a little isometrics and push ups to get the blood flowing upstairs. I'm right about 315 lbs of pure fat/no muscle whatsoever on my 4th week of 400 mg EQ, 400 mg T-cyp, and one A50/day. My guns are just under 23 inches- ( look more like 19 inches) which probably the biggest they/ve been ever without synthol enhancement(haven't used synthol since 2000). Anyway, I'm obviously in need of some AIFM which I'll be getting this week. Once I dump some bloat and gain a little more proficiency with my camera I'll post something sexier. lol

It's Alive!!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/frnkencracker12-10-06.jpg


And if you are my friend at the gym, you are definitely not immune to public humiliation on the web. I took this pic of my good bro warming up on bench w/ 135 lbs. Then I posted this in his myspace comment section.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/rickypsbench.jpg

The funny part is he does like 3 sets of 315 for 10 reps with great form. I'm such a nice guy huh?
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Time for a cut fatty.
 
BigCracker said:
I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. At least that's what I thought I heard your old lady tell me as she gargled with my semen like Scope Mouthwash.
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BC....why'd you even bother posting your pic here? seriously, there's so many shit talking fags here that in the real world would double time it away from you if you looked at em sideways......but here on the net everybody's got big brass fucking balls don't they?...... :rolleyes:
 
haha, I wouldn't say something on here that I wouldn't say to your faces in real life.. BC is a big bitch.. BC.. you are a big bitch! *run*

G bombs are awesome.. :biggrin:

T-Matt
 
redsamurai said:
BC....why'd you even bother posting your pic here? seriously, there's so many shit talking fags here that in the real world would double time it away from you if you looked at em sideways......but here on the net everybody's got big brass fucking balls don't they?...... :rolleyes:
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I'm used to it bro. Even guys at the gym automatically think I'm slamming a 10 cc bottle of test a day to look like I do. People don't even ask me if I juice-they more often ask how much GH I take. lol It goes with the territory. Sometimes online it's kinda fun to show these guys from small gyms in podunk towns that a 200lb physique is not the king in the gyms I workout at. For taller BB's (6ft+)300 lbs is the new 250 lbs for 2007-on the left coast anyways.


Stay up playa.
 
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