First world problems

[miplank]

his drunk ass would never even get his shoes tied

 

[wootoom]

Lol!

 

[miplank]

lolololololo

 

[mustang_00]

business crocs don't lace up

 

[WoodyO]

How much more must we bleed her?

 

[wootoom]

lololololol omg the tags

 

[AFeedz]

My newest problem is not wanting to drive to Tampa for someone's birthday.

This bitch wants to do pornaoke and I'm *really* not into it.

Someone give me a better excuse than "that's lame".

 

[AFeedz]

lololololol omg the tags

Who do you think you're talking to?!

 

[WoodyO]

What is pornaoke?

 

[AFeedz]

What is pornaoke?

That's when you do karaoke except there's a big screen behind you playing porn.

It's a thing in Tampa. Lol