First, let me take a selfie!

[miplank]

guarantee you take pics daily..lol

 

[digimon7068]

guarantee you take pics daily..lol

fuck

 

[miplank]

olllllololololololo

 

[digimon7068]

lololololololol

 

[nangiggles]

i armed...

I approve. Aarp or not

 

[digimon7068]

i approve. Aarp or not

 

[bigbassturd]

I wood

 

[nangiggles]

Leg day brah.

 

[miplank]

What day will you see some sun?



also, nice granny panties

 

[sexyMFer]

You checking that ass out though

 

[nangiggles]

What day will you see some sun?



also, nice granny panties

They are boyshorts! Cant do legs in a thong. Perma wedgie

 

[wootoom]

Hawt as hell Nan!

 

[miplank]

They are boyshorts! Cant do legs in a thong. Perma wedgie

Well if your B-hole wasn't like the Messier 87 that wouldn't be a problem for you.





Now would it?

 

[nangiggles]

Well if your B-hole wasn't like the Messier 87 that wouldn't be a problem for you.





Now would it?

No clue what that means, not interested enough to google it

 

[caligirl85]

It almost sounds like a hockey reference

 

[WoodyO]

Holy Fuck! It's a galaxy.

 

[wootoom]

Galaxy was a good bro

 

[WoodyO]

Who would win in a fight? Charles Messier or Mark Messier.

 

[wootoom]

Mark for sure

 

[cindylou]

Holy Fuck! It's a galaxy.

I had to google it too.

unexpected galaxy reference!

 

[digimon7068]

Mark for sure

titcr, eh!

 

[miplank]

I had to google it too.

unexpected galaxy reference!

also a super massive black hole...LOLOLOL

 

[nangiggles]

Is it because my ass is out of this world?

 

[miplank]

Is it because my ass is out of this world?

sigh...

Messier 87 (also known as M87, Virgo A, or NGC 4486) is a supergiant elliptical galaxy....At the core is a supermassive black hole.

basically what i was saying is your asshole is like the messier 87 swallowing up your undies.












DO

I

HAVE

TO

EXPLAIN

EVERY

FUCKING

THING!!!

 

[AFeedz]

If the supermassive black hole link is dark blue, does that mean you had to Google the name of a black hole for your joke too?

 

[miplank]

no, I posted that the other day. I just googled the wiki page today to link it to cindy.



Nice try bish

 

[AFeedz]

I totally believe you, bro.

 

[WoodyO]

Man I love a good callout

 

[miplank]

bwwhahahaha

 

[AFeedz]

Lolz. You're confused.

 

[nangiggles]

sigh...

basically what i was saying is your asshole is like the messier 87 swallowing up your undies.












DO

I

HAVE

TO

EXPLAIN

EVERY

FUCKING

THING!!!

Fuck.you.

 

[WoodyO]

Let's get serious here for a second. Charles Messier was an astronomer who named everything after himself, so whenever you see something named "messier ...", you can pretty mush assume it's a constellation, galaxy, that weird fuckin' planet Mormons believe god is on, etc.

 

[WoodyO]

Also, fuck everyone

 

[digimon7068]

Let's get serious here for a second. Charles Messier was an astronomer who named everything after himself, so whenever you see something named "messier ...", you can pretty mush assume it's a constellation, galaxy, that weird fuckin' planet Mormons believe god is on, etc.

Messier-Dowty Inc. - Complete profile - Canadian Company Capabilities - Industry Canada

 

[WoodyO]

Messier-Dowty Inc. - Complete profile - Canadian Company Capabilities - Industry Canada

Pffft. They're a French-owned company.

 

[digimon7068]

Pffft. They're a French-owned company.

i'm gonna take a wild guess and say that charles messier is/was french...hence the "so fucking full of my faggot-ass self that i name every damn thing including my own shits after me" attitude??

 

[WoodyO]

i'm gonna take a wild guess and say that charles messier is/was french...hence the "so fucking full of my faggot-ass self that i name every damn thing including my own shits after me" attitude??

Indeed he was. Possibly one of the original cheese eating surrender monkeys.

 

[digimon7068]

Indeed he was. Possibly one of the original cheese eating surrender monkeys.

born with their hands up...the whole lot of them...

 

[caligirl85]

Mark for sure

This

 

[Captain FT]

Don't have time for reading 40 pages. Woot you're a fag, buff is gay and I hate everyone in this thread bitches.

View attachment 129863

 

[miplank]

cool story bro

 

[Captain FT]

cool story bro

I hate you too and I know you're drooling now cause you think you have someone back you haven't made fun of in months, eat a dick. But I do love you some.

 

[miplank]

you know me so well....

 

[Captain FT]

you know me so well....

Lololololololol

 

[nangiggles]

Don't have time for reading 40 pages. Woot you're a fag, buff is gay and I hate everyone in this thread bitches.

View attachment 129863

Id hit it

 

[nangiggles]

Sucky selfie

 

[miplank]

you fucked that rabbi in the subway bathroom?

 

[miplank]

don't lie

 

[nangiggles]

Lol @ rabbi

 

[miplank]

amish?

 

[nangiggles]

Wtf srsly?

 

[Captain FT]

He looks homeless.

 

[nangiggles]

Millionaire homeless

 

[bigbassturd]

Pretty sure that guy is rich as fuck and lives in W Monroe

 

[Captain FT]

Pretty sure that guy is rich as fuck and lives in W Monroe

Pretty sure yer ghey ass fug and shoot sloths on your deck.

 

[peter quinn]

Pretty sure that guy is rich as fuck and lives in W Monroe

you are correct.

 

[bigbassturd]

Pretty sure yer ghey ass fug and shoot sloths on your deck.

it was a monkey, and surprisingly I I didn't shoot it.

Am ghey tho




I mean the happy kind!

 

[Captain FT]

Lol love ya bro

 

[rxvnqgyw]

I Love at Elitefitness.com ...........

 

[digimon7068]

I Love at Elitefitness.com ...........

you love dick, fgt...

 

[Skooter]

you love dick, fgt...

All your posts include

"Love & "dick & "Fagit

Think you may be in love with the D faggot

 

[digimon7068]

All your posts include

"Love & "dick & "Fagit

Think you may be in love with the D faggot

you think dick, fgt...

 

[wootoom]

All your posts include

"Love & "dick & "Fagit

Think you may be in love with the D faggot

*faggot

 

[Stackinplates]

I'm in fucking tears this thread is ridiculous!!

 

[JonSupps]

Seen worse...

 

[MadM11]

This is freakin nice!

 

[Pink Mass]

I just spent 3 hours re-reading this entire thread. Pure comedy gold!

 

[wootoom]

View attachment 139534

 

[nangiggles]

Oh hai woot

 

[caligirl85]

Woot, you need to point that camera a bit lower

 

[bigbassturd]

How you ladies doin?

 

[nangiggles]

Lmao ^

 

[caligirl85]

Looking a little beefy there BBT

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm bulking

 

[Aplopez8]

 

[Pink Mass]

View attachment 139571

I never knew you were blaque.

 

[bigbassturd]

That's Aaron Hernandez bro, he's Texan

 

[caligirl85]

I'd like to see him recreate Zwit's cowboy hat pic.

 

[nangiggles]

Cali's horny

 

[ha1a1]

I never knew he had a handicap.

 

[Aplopez8]

I'm a coconut

 

[wootoom]

Cali's horny

I bet her panties are soaked

 

[Pink Mass]

100% Cotton Hanes Her Way can hold a lot of fluid.

 

[ha1a1]

Approximately 60 times their weight in fluid. Remarkable technology.

 

[bigbassturd]

Bathroom selfie

 

[Johndave]

Looks so good. Waiting to see more ..................

 

[Lucy01]

So sad this thread died

 

[Lucy01]

Bathroom selfie

Would love to see more of this

 

[svica]

Bathroom selfie

That's how you make a selfie.

 

[Leoncook2221]

Hahaha such sarcastic thread

 

[ellaavery]

selfie good or bed..??/

 

[Deem45]

Stupid idea

 

[walterstoneww]

wut's 2nd?

 

[bicepgod]

knock knock?