Firetruck

[Redrocker13]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat..

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

 

[Strongbow]

This thread is like more geigh than you're last one. GEEEEEESSSSHHHHHHH

 

[Redrocker13]

Then don't read my threads little boy

 

[Strongbow]

Give me a million Karmaz and I'll laugh at your jokes.

 

[Redrocker13]

You laughing isn't worth a half a glass of phlegm. It's a simple C&E of mind over matter Hillbilly. I don't mind cuz you don't matter. Besides, it would take too long to elevate the firing of your neurons to get you to a level of understanding necessary for you to get it. I don't have that kind of time. Or patience.

 

[Strongbow]

I said give me your god damn karma mutha fucker

 

[axismundi]

The topic is funny as 3 hours ago I told a colleague I want to shit in a firetruck

 

[Redrocker13]

I said give me your god damn karma mutha fucker

(yawn) Hillbilly, you're about as worriesome as a cloudy day.

 

[Strongbow]

OK diffrent approch. Give me your god damn karma mutha fucker, Please>

 

[miplank]

can I have a million karmaz?