FINALLY! I`m no longer a virgin.

[alien amp pharm]

Sorry, I was confused....I thought you meant virgin relating to sex.

I was sitting here wondering 'why would his calf be hurting from that?' lol

 

[AAP]

It was quick and painless. I can`t wait for next time. It`s been so long and I was itching to go.

My left calf is stinging for some reason. Does that happen? oh well it was very exciting anyway. I`m part of the cool crew now.

jk about that last part. lol

I surpassed you guys. YES! YES!

Anal Eze helps with the discomfort.
Unfortunately, there won't be a next time. At least with me. What part of "trick" don't you understand?
You worked it like a pro... I know you been practicing in your dreams.

Sorry about the calf, but I specifically told you to stop flailing it around. You didn't. So I had to slap you so you keep that bunion out of my face.

 

[gonelifting]

Anal Eze helps with the discomfort.
Unfortunately, there won't be a next time. At least with me. What part of "trick" don't you understand?
You worked it like a pro... I know you been practicing in your dreams.

Sorry about the calf, but I specifically told you to stop flailing it around. You didn't. So I had to slap you so you keep that bunion out of my face.

what the??? I feel like I just got raped. lol

 

[notoriousQQ]

lol. i thought this was about sex too and maybe you had just been up on your tippy toes trying to hit it at that special angle or something and thats why your calf was hurting.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Whoa, talk about somebody that hasn't been around in ages.

Where have you been hiding?

had ef burnout for a while man. back in the saddle again though.

 

[gonelifting]

Sorry, I was confused....I thought you meant virgin relating to sex.

I was sitting here wondering 'why would his calf be hurting from that?' lol

I`ll be 36 years old in 3 weeks. I`ve had a lifetime of sex... thank goodness! lol Wow, that would suck if I just started now.

Although I`ve never been whatever AAP was talking about. lol That rape thing...

 

[AAP]

dude you left teeth marks on my pillow

 

[strongsmartsexy]

dude you left YELLOW teeth marks on my pillow

 

[gonelifting]

My eyes water and I have sympathy pains just thinking about shooting in the calve! As George Carlin would say "FUCKING MEOW!"

lol Here`s the update. I used a 20 gauge instead of the 22 I had ready to go. One was to draw and one was to stick but the needle was assembled with the wrong size first. lol 20 gauge in calf for a virgin! lol

Today I did it right though... and in upper thigh.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I`ll be 36 years old in 3 weeks. I`ve had a lifetime of sex... thank goodness! lol Wow, that would suck if I just started now.

Although I`ve never been whatever AAP was talking about. lol That rape thing...

a lifetime if you're talking about the life cycle of a house fly maybe.