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Finally closing on my mothereffing house

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Almost 2 fucking months from bid acceptance to closing. Fucking banks should touch my peen with their mouths.

Anyway, I'm pumped. I'm closing Thursday - that night I got a crew of coked up messicans coming in to demolish the basement. Then I gotta have it mitigated (water damage). Then I'm building that fuckingwhore up the way I want it. Cigar room in the back (I got a ventilation guy), full kitchen, full bath, storage room w/ laundry and another living/entertainment room. Next up will be new wood floors upstairs, then expand the deck and replace the wood with trex. Some paint and minor t0ouch-ups here and there and this place will be pig-ready in a month.

Any EFers in the area are more than welcome to fuck themselves nowhere near my house
 
KillahBee said:
Almost 2 fucking months from bid acceptance to closing. Fucking banks should touch my peen with their mouths.

Anyway, I'm pumped. I'm closing Thursday - that night I got a crew of coked up messicans coming in to demolish the basement. Then I gotta have it mitigated (water damage). Then I'm building that fuckingwhore up the way I want it. Cigar room in the back (I got a ventilation guy), full kitchen, full bath, storage room w/ laundry and another living/entertainment room. Next up will be new wood floors upstairs, then expand the deck and replace the wood with trex. Some paint and minor t0ouch-ups here and there and this place will be pig-ready in a month.

Any EFers in the area are more than welcome to fuck themselves nowhere near my house
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awesome.

I'd look at other options besides trex. That shit is expensive (paying for the name). You can get just as good of shit if not better for a lot less.
 
correct deck
timber tech
choice deck
veranda (don't really like this one myself)

are a few off the top of my head.
 
yeah, so many knock offs on trex decking nowadays

Nothing DRASTICALLY difference in price, but you can save some dough
 
KillahBee said:
lol, Bino you edited your post before I could reply with it. fagggg
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lol i didn't want to piss on your parade, i wanted to congratulate and not mock.
but yeah now you can make threads bitching about your house and all the work you've done to it.
accompained by sheetloads of pics before/during/after
 
bino said:
lol i didn't want to piss on your parade, i wanted to congratulate and not mock.
but yeah now you can make threads bitching about your house and all the work you've done to it.
accompained by sheetloads of pics before/during/after
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I bet he will do a ton of stuff to it. I wanna see pics,2.
 
SpyWizard said:
and it better be a good cigar room.. not a closet
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it'll be tight. the way the basement is set up now, there's a corner room that looked like it was used a bedroom. not too big, probably 10' x 10' maybe? but good enough. big window and faces the backyard (both key for ventilation).

I will post pics as soon as I get in (unfortunately I'm out of town pretty much for the next 2 weeks on biz). It ain't that big, but perfect size for a single guy with an average sized dick who fucks like a samurai sword.
 
gratz on the house and (almost) closing, kb.

that's a LOT of work to get done in one month......



"buy an old house, son...it'll keep you out of trouble"--quote from my father.
 
rnch said:
gratz on the house and (almost) closing, kb.

that's a LOT of work to get done in one month......



"buy an old house, son...it'll keep you out of trouble"--quote from my father.
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thanks bro. I said a month but what I really meant was it will be ready for me to move into it in a month. Things like the deck and some touch up work on the upstairs kitchen is fine while I am living there. Just need the basement, floors and paint done before I check in.

I'm sure it will give me some focus away from the whores and coke and whatnot. But not too much. :chomp:
 
ortiz34 said:
and a mans house is never finished
when you got a wife :rolleyes:
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no wifey bra. good chance there never will be. soooo happy that I get to experience buying a house as a single man. it's like my own personal playground vs. the coffin it would be had I been married.
 
lol @ "home ownership" as investment....

My best friend paid off his house a year ago and he still pays more per month in taxes and expenses than I pay for rent.

The housing market still needs more correction.



The government trying to artificially inflate housing prices to compensate for artificially inflated housing prices...:)

P.S. Sorry for using a talking head to make my point.
 
javaguru said:
lol @ "home ownership" as investment....

My best friend paid off his house a year ago and he still pays more per month in taxes and expenses than I pay for rent.

The housing market still needs more correction.



The government trying to artificially inflate housing prices to compensate for artificially inflated housing prices...:)

P.S. Sorry for using a talking head to make my point.
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pwned! Congrats on homeownership!
 
bro do you have to buy furniture and appliances?
maing that could add up...if so, did you just roll that cost into
the mortgage?
and how much of a % did you throw down?
got my own moves in the making, just curious
 
javaguru said:
lol @ "home ownership" as investment....

My best friend paid off his house a year ago and he still pays more per month in taxes and expenses than I pay for rent.

The housing market still needs more correction.



The government trying to artificially inflate housing prices to compensate for artificially inflated housing prices...:)

P.S. Sorry for using a talking head to make my point.
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you guys up there in the northeast DO have more home ownership related costs than we do here in the south.

So Sorry! :biggrin:
 
rnch said:
you guys up there in the northeast DO have more home ownership related costs than we do here in the south.

So Sorry! :biggrin:
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i'd say flooding pretty much outcosts anything that could happen in ohio.
 
bino said:
i'd say flooding pretty much outcosts anything that could happen in ohio.
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that's why you buy flood insurance, doofus!

contrary to the popular held stupidity, not ALL of this area (new orleans) flooded after hurricane Katrina.

also, you are assuming ohio cannot/willnot flood???

across our great country, all too many sorry now people who assumed that "their" area would not flood found out the hard way that their beliefs were incorrect........ :whatever:
 
rnch said:
that's why you buy flood insurance, doofus!

contrary to the popular held stupidity, not ALL of this area (new orleans) flooded after hurricane Katrina.

also, you are assuming ohio cannot/willnot flood???

across our great country, all too many sorry now people who assumed that "their" area would not flood found out the hard way that their beliefs were incorrect........ :whatever:
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and flood insurance magically makes the cost disappear, with no fiscal ramifications for those whose house didn't get wrecked.
 
bino said:
and flood insurance magically makes the cost disappear, with no fiscal ramifications for those whose house didn't get wrecked.
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you buy car insurance, but you don't wreck your car every month....i fail to see the validity of your assertion.
 
rnch said:
you buy car insurance, but you don't wreck your car every month....i fail to see the validity of your assertion.
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the fiscal effect of a disaster so big as katrina, and the possibillity of it happening again, will make home ownership in NO more costly than in ohio.
seems pretty obvious
 
bino said:
the fiscal effect of a disaster so big as katrina, and the possibillity of it happening again, will make home ownership in NO more costly than in ohio.
seems pretty obvious
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i have no idea what it costs for homeowner's/flood insurance in ohio; so i cannot accurately compare the two locals. surely it will rise after a big payout event of nature. this is how life goes.

bino, you now are a resident of california...do you think the frequent fires in CA raise the cost of insurance for insured in the rest of CA...or the rest of the country? how about hurricanes in southern FL? or tornadoes in OK or KS? or giant snow storms/floods in the north east/mid west parts of our country?

your "point" is not well thought out.......
 
rnch said:
i have no idea what it costs for homeowner's/flood insurance in ohio; so i cannot accurately comment on this. surely it will rise after a big payout event of nature. this is how life goes.

bino, you now are a resident of california...do you think the frequent fires in CA raise the cost of insurance for insured in the rest of CA...or the rest of the country? how about hurricanes in southern FL? or tornadoes in OK or KS? or giant snow storms/floods in the north east/mid west parts of our country?

your "point" is not well thought out.......
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obviously frequent fire activity will increase costs.
but fires don't come thru and wipe out hundreds of thousands of houses, that never happens.
if fire swept thru LA frequently then you're point would be valid.
fire is controllable and predictable (to a degree)
hurricanes are not...where i live>safer from natty disaster than where you live, and hence, cheaper
 
Good 4 You!
 
bino said:
obviously frequent fire activity will increase costs.
but fires don't come thru and wipe out hundreds of thousands of houses, that never happens.
if fire swept thru LA frequently then you're point would be valid.
fire is controllable and predictable (to a degree)
hurricanes are not...where i live>safer from natty disaster than where you live, and hence, cheaper
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oh, really? how many houses have been burnt to the ground in CA since august 2005 (katrina)?

given the initial cost of houses in CA and what property taxes cost every year...and the cost of fire insurance i doubt "your area" is "cheaper".

also, bino, you are confusing a natural disaster (fire) with a man-made disaster (the flooding of new orleans).

the city of new orelans survived hurricne katrina. the flooding happened AFTER karina had passed by the city; when the FEDERAL DESIGNED, BUILT AND MAINTAINED flood control system failed to live up to it's design specifications and promises.

blame the United States Corps of Engineers, not hurricane katrina for the flooding (and the associated costs) of new orleans!
 
rnch said:
oh, really? how many houses have been burnt to the ground in CA since august 2005 (katrina)?

given the initial cost of houses in CA and what property taxes cost every year...and the cost of fire insurance i doubt "your area" is "cheaper".

also, bino, you are confusing a natural disaster (fire) with a man-made disaster (the flooding of new orleans).

the city of new orelans survived hurricne katrina. the flooding happened AFTER karina had passed by the city; when the FEDERAL DESIGNED, BUILT AND MAINTAINED flood control system failed to live up to it's design specifications and promises.

blame the United States Corps of Engineers, not hurricane katrina for the flooding (and the associated costs) of new orleans!
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lmao at a flood being man made.
no point in further debate
 
bino said:
lmao at a flood being man made....
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NOBODY here is laughing about it bino.

please explain exactly what part of human suffering, caused by the United States Government, that you find amusing? :rolleyes:


















just when i think you are growing up and starting to mature, bino, you return back to your adolescent stupidites.... :rolleyes:
 
rnch said:
NOBODY here is laughing about it bino.

please explain exactly what part of human suffering, caused by the United States Government, that you find amusing? :rolleyes:






just when i think you are growing up and starting to mature, bino, you return back to your adolescent stupidites.... :rolleyes:
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just when i think i can have a civil convo with you, you return back to your biased and finger pointing tendencies.
you live in a flood plain, everyone sees it except for you.
 
bino said:
...you live in a flood plain, everyone sees it except for you.
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again, what's your point? much of long island, new york is below sea level. so is washington, D.C, which is built on a tidal flood plane. so is much of costal texas. also costal florida.

as is much, but not ALL, of new orleans. my house, sitting on higher ground close to the mississippi river, does not requre flood insurance. but you can darn well better believe that i purchase it every year!!

lessee here....."tornado alley" of the mid-west, forest fires in CA, snow storms and flooding in many states...pick your natural hazard!

the INTELLIGENT home owner accepts the limitations and hazards of his/her chosen area and insures him/herself adequately.

uninformed, immature stoners pontificate stupidly. :rolleyes:
 
rnch said:
NOBODY here is laughing about it bino.

please explain exactly what part of human suffering, caused by the United States Government, that you find amusing? :rolleyes:
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waiting for your explanation, bino.......
 
bino said:
but long island is too, and it floods all the time!!!
:rolleyes:
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have you viewed the weather channel's explanation of what would happen to LI if it was struck directly by a hurricane?
 
rnch said:
have you viewed the weather channel's explanation of what would happen to LI if it was struck directly by a hurricane?
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and if it happened, my opinion would be the same.
don't build in flood prone areas, the indians could comprehend this, sadly their supposive superiors cannot :(
 
at least rnch and bino didn't fuck this awesome thread up with their lovers quarrel. wtfftw

bino - yeah, all new furniture and appliances (I got an electronics/appliances guy that gets me shit for cost). but that is all in the planned budget. I put down close to 15%. once again, all in the budget.
 
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