Ffactors guide on how not to get jacked by a hooker on new years eve

[Ffactor]

Say your girlfriend was on a trip to Mexico and you decided to call in a hooker. The hooker arrives and the following conversation ensues.

Ffactor: Hello hooker.
Hooker: Hello hottie, do you have a gift for me?
Ffactor: Yes, here is $300.
Hooker: Thanks.

At this point the hooker turns around gets in her car and drives off. Ffactor is at the doorstep scratching his head thinking she left to get a box of condoms. Anyway, after standing at the doorway for 45 minutes the Ffactor finally realizes he's been took. This is what I should have done.

Ffactor: Hello hooker, may I take your coat.
Hooker: Why yes thank you.

As soon as she turned around pick up a chair and smash her on the head. While shes laying unconscious with a broken skull take all her clothes off and proceed to use every orifice of her body, specially the anus. Once I cover her with my man goo I drag her out and lay her down in the middle of the street completely naked as a gift to the various homeless people that infest the neighborhood.

Let this be a lesson.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

LOL

This thread has a little bit of magic dripping off its edges.

*golf clap*

 

[TheProject]

wow....just....wow.

 

[Ffactor]

Hypothetical situation of course. Just trying to protect the bors.

 

[plornive]

That post is oozing with excitement.

 

[powerslave]

Once again, you have outdone yourself.

 

[Seashell]

Report her to the Better Business Bureau..

 

[Ffactor]

Once again, you have outdone yourself.

This is perplexing.

 

[WODIN]

you don't pay for a car before you drive it do you?

Stupid!

 

[Ffactor]

you don't pay for a car before you drive it do you?

Stupid!

Apparently the rules are that you have to pay first golden oldie.

 

[Fragadelic]

I learn shit here every day! K for you my good man.

 

[Ffactor]

I learn shit here every day! K for you my good man.

Just trying to keep you guys safe. Pretty soon I will have a guide for every possible situation one can imagine.

 

[IJ26]

Lmao this beats any post I have read in a long time

 

[from zero]

lol

 

[CipherLock]

This thread reminds me of when your mother came to visit me, or was I the one to come?

 

[powerslave]

Just trying to keep you guys safe. Pretty soon I will have a guide for every possible situation one can imagine.

That why I print these out. When in doubt, I just pull out my pocket guide "WWFFD".

 

[beefybull]

Man I thought my brother & his friend were stupid when they gave a homeless person $60 to buy them liquor and the bum just took off. If a hooker jacked me for $300, she'd better use it on a Greyhound out of town (but I wouldnt be in the "payin fo it" situation in the first place).

 

[Ffactor]

That why I print these out. When in doubt, I just pull out my pocket guide "WWFFD".

If I can help just one person it will be enough. By the way what does WWFFD stand for?

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

better yet , meet the hooker outside, taker her purse , have a getaway car on standby , the amount of money in purse will get you several hookers later tha tnight

 

[Ffactor]

better yet , meet the hooker outside, taker her purse , have a getaway car on standby , the amount of money in person will get you several hookers later tha tnight

Brolies, take this as an example of what NOT to do.

 

[powerslave]

WWFFD= What would Ffactor Do

 

[Ffactor]

WWFFD= What would Ffactor Do

Thanks!

 

[indyjones]

I think you called the wrong girl.. You should have called the girl in my avatar (if your out west). You would have had your cardio in for the week.


PS. don't use a chair.. too much physical evidence. I prefer a couch

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i gotta link a buddy of mine to this thread. he gets hookers on a regular basis. he lost his virginity to a hooker in Tia Juana for $36. he says he's had sex for free before, but i don't believe him.

i know he's been ripped off by a hooker before, so this info would benifit him.

he also goes down on hookers, although he swears it's only one that he'll go down on. i told him to save his money and just go lick a urinal in a public restroom, because that's essentially what he's doing by eating out a hooker...and a urinal would probably taste and smell better too!

also.....the hooker he'll eat out, she has his phone number. he said he actually went out on a date one night, and the next morning, a chick called him up. he thought it was the girl from the night before. she asked him to meet her down at a mcdonalds close to his house. he went down there, went in, but didn't see the chick he took out the night before. he went to go wait in his car, and the hooker he eats out came walking outside. she had called him up. now something here just doesn't make sense....a hooker called him up and then he went and paid her for sex....shouldn't it of been the other way around?

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

your buddy is pretty dumb person , he needs to stay away from hookers

 

[ViperHMS]

also.....the hooker he'll eat out, she has his phone number. he said he actually went out on a date one night, and the next morning, a chick called him up. he thought it was the girl from the night before. she asked him to meet her down at a mcdonalds close to his house. he went down there, went in, but didn't see the chick he took out the night before. he went to go wait in his car, and the hooker he eats out came walking outside. she had called him up. now something here just doesn't make sense....a hooker called him up and then he went and paid her for sex....shouldn't it of been the other way around?

Well my girls get creative when they need money. Good for them!!

Viper


LOL

 

[Ffactor]

Scammer.jpg

Beware of this double crossing douchebag

 

[Buddy_Christ]

fullsize for non-plats please. i've gotta let my hooker eating friend see the pic so i don't have to hear him cry about getting ripped off later. thanks.

 

[indyjones]

Re: Scammer.jpg

Beware of this double crossing douchebag

Next time to research her... here www.bigdoggie.net or the eroticreview.com

The girl in my avatar.. I got all of her references and she proved to be a good business partner. i "give" her out to valuable clients..

 

[Ffactor]

Re: Re: Scammer.jpg

Next time to research her... here www.bigdoggie.net or the eroticreview.com

The girl in my avatar.. I got all of her references and she proved to be a good business partner. i "give" her out to valuable clients..

too bad she's not from around here

 

[Buddy_Christ]

your buddy is pretty dumb person , he needs to stay away from hookers

it's kinda hard for him to stay away from hookers...the guy looks like ALF. seriously, how many chicks are gonna fuck him for free?

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

it's kinda hard for him to stay away from hookers...the guy looks like ALF. seriously, how many chicks are gonna fuck him for free?

shitty situation, whatever floats his boat