Fess up now you bastard

[dabuffguy]

I'd take a weight belt and whip you like a govt mule.

Into BDSM too, huh?

Not surprised. Pervert.

 

[mustang_00]

Well you're wrong you sick twisted bitch...we still boyz though, right?


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[nangiggles]

Into BDSM too, huh?

Not surprised. Pervert.

WTF is wrong with a little bdsm?

 

[Strongbow]

WTF is wrong with a little bdsm?

Is your husband fucking you these days?

 

[mustang_00]

Is your husband fucking you these days?

newp, he just ties her up and leaves her

 

[WoodyO]

Hog-Tied and Hate-Fucked?

 

[redsamurai]

Into BDSM too, huh?

Not surprised. Pervert.

It's only BDSM when you care deeply for each other. In our case, I would be charged with aggravated assault.

 

[WoodyO]

I think I have enough room in my office to instal a St. Andrews Cross.

 

[dabuffguy]

It's only BDSM when you care deeply for each other. In our case, I would be charged with aggravated assault.

Creep

 

[WoodyO]

A master/slave relationship in the making...

 

[dabuffguy]

A master/slave relationship in the making...

Disgusting

 

[WoodyO]

Disgusting

I sense you lean more towards hyper-masculinity over humiliation.

 

[miplank]

what is going on in here?

 

[dabuffguy]

what is going on in here?

I don't even know.

 

[miplank]

im a lil scared

 

[dabuffguy]

I stapled my anus closed.

 

[wootoom]

what is going on in here?

Nothing that concerns you, go away


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[miplank]

i srsly cannot fucking stand you

 

[wootoom]

i srsly cannot fucking stand you

I was seriously just joking


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[redsamurai]

Creep

you're not feeling me bro....I'm saying it's not bdsm, it's one man beating the ever living shit out of another.

 

[redsamurai]

I sense you lean more towards hyper-masculinity over humiliation.

You know when redsamurai has been slightly jarred out of his comfort zone something suspect is afoot. Woody.....bro.

 

[dabuffguy]

you're not feeling me bro....I'm saying it's not bdsm, it's one man beating the ever living shit out of another.

Nobody wants to "feel" you.


Do you even speak proper English?

 

[redsamurai]

Nobody wants to "feel" you.

oh you'd feel that belt whipping you like the hunchback.

 

[WoodyO]

Last night I pressed a blade against my eyeball just to see how it felt.

I remembered as a child, reading revelations. The blood moon, head of a lion, tail of a scorpion. Feeling scared.

Now as an adult, I feel nothing.

 

[nangiggles]

Is your husband fucking you these days?

Yup, just yesterday I got it good.

 

[miplank]

it wasn't that good, don't lie.

 

[WoodyO]

Where did he blow his load?

 

[cindylou]

Last night I pressed a blade against my eyeball just to see how it felt.

I remembered as a child, reading revelations. The blood moon, head of a lion, tail of a scorpion. Feeling scared.

Now as an adult, I feel nothing.

I was the same, I'd read that as a kid just to scare myself. Lol.

 

[miplank]

how did the blade against your eyeball feel?

 

[WoodyO]

Surprisingly pleasant

 

[wootoom]

Fuck


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[cindylou]

Last night I pressed a blade against my eyeball just to see how it felt.

I remembered as a child, reading revelations. The blood moon, head of a lion, tail of a scorpion. Feeling scared.

Now as an adult, I feel nothing.

Is this a quote or did you write this?

 

[miplank]

omg so nosey

 

[WoodyO]

Technically I typed it

 

[ha1a1]

I was born into poverty and had to perform chewing glass on a street corner to make enough money to buy scraps of bread and fish heads from local fishermen to feed my siblings.

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[wootoom]

Shut the fuck up. I hate you worse than Java


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[WoodyO]

I'm sorry...

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[wootoom]

I'm sorry...

This other faggot, and why the fuck doesn't he ever respond to me..pisses me off even more


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[miplank]

lololol

 

[WoodyO]

"Other faggot"?

 

[WoodyO]

Pretty sure Woot just called me a faggot

 

[miplank]

wow that is so rude

 

[cindylou]

I'm confused

 

[miplank]

How can you be confused when you're dead?

 

[cindylou]

Exactly.

I'm alive!


Are you?

 

[miplank]

how can one be sure?

 

[ha1a1]

I'm pretty sure im dead. I died 22 years ago almost to the day after being hit by an express train that I stepped out in front of after a night of heavy drug use. Not many of us know we are in fact dead and living on in kind of unending dream as the residual consciousness. When the realisation that one is in fact dead is manifested, the confused reminance of consciousness goes insane and invents a virtual hybridized simulation of events that are rendered as memories that appear to be real while simultaneously constructing circumstances that facilitate death.

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[bigbassturd]

I'm pretty sure im dead. I died 22 years ago almost to the day after being hit by an express train that I stepped out in front of after a night of heavy drug use. Not many of us know we are in fact dead and living on in kind of unending dream as the residual consciousness. When the realisation that one is in fact dead is manifested, the confused reminance of consciousness goes insane and invents a virtual hybridized simulation of events that are rendered as memories that appear to be real while simultaneously constructing circumstances that facilitate death.

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guess it wouldn't really be a problem for you to go play in traffic, then?

 

[WoodyO]

I'm offended.

 

[dabuffguy]

I'm pretty sure im dead. I died 22 years ago almost to the day after being hit by an express train that I stepped out in front of after a night of heavy drug use. Not many of us know we are in fact dead and living on in kind of unending dream as the residual consciousness. When the realisation that one is in fact dead is manifested, the confused reminance of consciousness goes insane and invents a virtual hybridized simulation of events that are rendered as memories that appear to be real while simultaneously constructing circumstances that facilitate death.

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^^
And you guys thought mormons believed weird stuff?

 

[Strongbow]

This other faggot, and why the fuck doesn't he ever respond to me..pisses me off even more


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Yea there are a few faggots on here that do me that way, act like if they don't respond I'll go away. Well fuck them with a rusty razor blade

 

[wootoom]

I'll just ban him and see if I get a response in purg?


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[wootoom]

I'm pretty sure im dead. I died 22 years ago almost to the day after being hit by an express train that I stepped out in front of after a night of heavy drug use. Not many of us know we are in fact dead and living on in kind of unending dream as the residual consciousness. When the realisation that one is in fact dead is manifested, the confused reminance of consciousness goes insane and invents a virtual hybridized simulation of events that are rendered as memories that appear to be real while simultaneously constructing circumstances that facilitate death.

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Nice avi, you faggot biker fucking piece of shit. Do you think about Jax when you're getting your shit pushed in?


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[Strongbow]

Nice avi, you faggot biker fucking piece of shit. Do you think about Jax when you're getting your shit pushed in?


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Lol this dude is getting his shit pushed in by Jax teller. I think Piney is hitting it too

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[WoodyO]

I fucking hate that show so much and I've never even seen 1 second of it.

 

[wootoom]

Why is this guy not blacked out? I'll change that


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[wootoom]

oh lol he is hahahahahahahhaahahhaaha

 

[redsamurai]

guess it wouldn't really be a problem then for you to go play in traffic?

fixed...sentence structure ftw

 

[PICK3]

fixed...sentence structure ftw

 

[-SD-]

fixed...sentence structure ftw

Fuck yo structure

 

[ha1a1]

Thanks for that and happy easter. We appreciate the honesty and hold it dear to our hearts. Dont think that btw we believe you are gay.

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[Strongbow]

Thanks for that and happy easter. We appreciate the honesty and hold it dear to our hearts. Dont think that btw we believe you are gay.

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Who the fuck is this we you speak of. You and the voices in your head?

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[-SD-]

Who the fuck is this we you speak of. You and the voices in your head?

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him and all the other men who wear dresses at the mosque

 

[PICK3]

him and all the other men who wear dresses at the mosque

and teh Martha Steward KMart bed collection wrapped around their heads

 

[-SD-]

and teh Martha Steward KMart bed collection wrapped around their heads

and the dead muskrats hanging off their faces

 

[PICK3]

and the dead muskrats hanging off their faces

and smelling like camel ass

 

[PICK3]

and working the graveyard at teh 7/11

 

[ha1a1]

I actually drive a taxi. My shift starts at 10pm. I workout from 7pm - 9pm. Butwe only have access to 1 computer phone at the moment.

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[mustang_00]

way to utilize company time

 

[miplank]

stop post whoring

 

[mustang_00]

stop checking up on me in teh squat rack and lift!

 

[Bubbly]

Did you not get the memo this alter got burned? Only chris gets to douche off with blatant alters.

Damn str8

 

[mustang_00]

i still want to know who the fuck shannon is

 

[ha1a1]

Just realised that to get videos to be able to be playing in this forum I need a code that it cant do it from the app? Is it correct? Yes or no?

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[mustang_00]

you should probably look into a different forum

 

[miplank]

Just realised that to get videos to be able to be playing in this forum I need a code that it cant do it from the app? Is it correct? Yes or no?

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click the "log out" button to receive your code via email.

 

[ha1a1]

click the "log out" button to receive your code via email.

Thanks that worked. I now have the codes. This is what I am in love with you guy's four. Because so friendly and always willing to help. Piss be upon you brother.

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[Strongbow]

Thanks that worked. I now have the codes. This is what I am in love with you guy's four. Because so friendly and always willing to help. Piss be upon you brother.

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Change the avi you stupid fuck

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[wootoom]

Thanks that worked. I now have the codes. This is what I am in love with you guy's four. Because so friendly and always willing to help. Piss be upon you brother.

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Fuck off you stupid fucking piece of bat shit. Respond to me, give me a reason

 

[-SD-]

Putin is not happy

 

[nangiggles]

Thanks that worked. I now have the codes. This is what I am in love with you guy's four. Because so friendly and always willing to help. Piss be upon you brother.

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*for

 

[IsaacBanks]

You could just blame it on the new guy...oh wait.

 

[dabuffguy]

You could just blame it on the new guy...oh wait.

Welcome to EF faggot.

 

[wootoom]

You could just blame it on the new guy...oh wait.

Go fuck your yourself, you slimy sack of chimpanzee shit

 

[mustang_00]

yawn

 

[WoodyO]

I lost the keys to my masturbatorium.

 

[dabuffguy]

Your bathroom requires a key?

 

[WoodyO]

No, my dock keys to seaport village harbor.

 

[dabuffguy]

Synonymous, of course.

 

[WoodyO]

Bury the head. They cannot identify without the teeth.

 

[Ragnar19871]

And by "be treated as equals" it's not the java definition where you can beat the shit out of a girl.

Don't they teach the word "equal" in Mormon camp? Does "equal" means Joseph Smith can commit as many crimes as he wants and still be considered a prophet? Sorry Dabuff, bank fraud isn't a religious persecution anymore than Bernie Madoff was religiously persecuted because he happened to be a fraudster that was Jewish.... One thing does not equal the other.....Among historians it's the consensus that Brigham Young ordered or lead a raid on settlers they murdered and blamed it on the natives. I realize the fact your religion is a cult...My family didn't disown me when I embraced reason and evidence but everyone in yours will and I can empathize with your position. I'm sorry you were raised in your culture but you're smart enough to recognize the bullshit ...that makes you culpable for the corruption of the less intelligent.

 

[wootoom]

Lololol

 

[wootoom]

I was about to say we haven't heard from Java in 2 days...welcome back