Fellas...Don't you hate pissing after you cum?

[dmxdmx112v]

Man everytime after I cum and go to take a leak my piss fuckin sprays in every which direction. On the fucking wall, all over the seat, on my shoes. This has gotta happen to other peeps too right? I gotta start stickin my dick in a funnel so it drains in the toilet and not everywhere BUT. Peeeeace

 

[Bluto]

Lol! Yeah bro it's a struggle. Ever see the Jim Carrey movie "Me, Myself and Irene"? Funny scene like that.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

yeah that shit sucks!!I was just thinkin about that last night after I got done drillin my girl a new a-hole.I always have to think of other shit while i piss after sex,because it tends to hurt sometime<pinches>.

 

[dmxdmx112v]

haha yeah man Me Myself and Irene had a hilarious scene

 

[paradox]

Man everytime after I cum and go to take a leak my piss fuckin sprays in every which direction. On the fucking wall, all over the seat, on my shoes. This has gotta happen to other peeps too right? I gotta start stickin my dick in a funnel so it drains in the toilet and not everywhere BUT. Peeeeace

Your not alone my friend.

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

I always have to piss after i cum which pisses me off b/c my piss goes all over the place, and i probably will wind up pissin on my dog too.

i used piss 4 times, now 5....

Ross

 

[Longhorn85]

Man everytime after I cum and go to take a leak my piss fuckin sprays in every which direction. On the fucking wall, all over the seat, on my shoes. This has gotta happen to other peeps too right? I gotta start stickin my dick in a funnel so it drains in the toilet and not everywhere BUT. Peeeeace

Just have a seat and relax, man. Read a magazine while you're in there.

 

[dmxdmx112v]

"Just have a seat..." hmmm i like the idea...no more mopping the floor

 

[Legs1010]

I read in Cosmo that it is good for you to pee after you have sex, it clears the urethra of bacteria that can cause UTI.


Think about it.

 

[lilperronis]

i try to piss outside so i have no problems