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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my biggest mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric xxxxxxxx told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
xxxxx, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kik" , had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough.
I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severly burning his face.
IT also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
XXX suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Kiki suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
(Los Angeles Times)
xxxxx, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kik" , had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough.
I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severly burning his face.
IT also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
XXX suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Kiki suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
(Los Angeles Times)
