Favorite Insults

[redman2020]

Ok in this thread i want to find everybodys favorite burns that they use,
here are a few of mine that i use on some of my friends....

1)I am going to take your mom out for chicken and sex.... and i might not call her back.

2)(a friend gave this one to me a wile back...) your fat and ugly and you have no potential.

3)Im sorry i dont speak retard.

4)I like my women like i like my coffe..... chopped up and in the freezer.

5)(one more i heard from a friend a while back)Your moms on her back so much her feet are sun burned.

 

[HiDnGoD]

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
My IQ went down, just from listening to you.

 

[Longhorn85]

May the fleas of one thousand camels infest your armpits.

 

[jnevin]

Who the fuck are you, anyway?

Then just turn around like nothing ever happened.

If someone's being a total douche, you can always mock or belittle their life's accomplishments, but I think that makes you look more insecure.

 

[mrplunkey]

For women...

"Why are you bothering me at work? Do I come to where you work and jump up and down at the end of the bed?"

 

[HiDnGoD]

For women...

"Why are you bothering me at work? Do I come to where you work and jump up and down at the end of the bed?"

Oooooooooooooo! I like that.

 

[redman2020]

For women...

"Why are you bothering me at work? Do I come to where you work and jump up and down at the end of the bed?"

Thats good.

 

[Sub-Zero]

"what the fucks your fucking problem you fuckin little ass fucking bitch faggot pathetic asshole, ill fucking kill you, and your entire fucking family too"

^iv used that one, it works good

 

[KillahBee]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked yer mudder in da ass
And she had you

 

[riverrock]

You have a mouth that bleeds every 28 days!!!!

 

[redman2020]

Good rost for guy to his girlfriend that spends alot of cash.

I am going to get a tatto of a hundred doller bill tattoed onto my dick, that way when you want to blow a hundred bucks, you dont have to leave the house.

 

[Pikaberdot]

I was gonna kick your ass, but it looks like life already beat me to it.

Why are you being such a bitch? Just find out from the Doctor that you've got herpes or something?