Family member ever catch you jerkin off?

[redhotavenger]

how did you get caught?anyone else beside a family member? should be a funny thread.......

 

[Roadblock]

My brother did. I thought the bathroomdoor was locked... and I was 14.

 

[HYOOGEMOFO]

Htis shit is funny cuasei i have a twin borther and I must have caught him like 30 times. In fact I caught him last Friday mornin I hav eto grab somethign from his room and I just walked in assuming he was asleep and the fucker was twsitin one off, and quickly pulled the sheets up and over his lower ahlf I jsut sat there and laughed and he kept on yelllin get out get out

 

[MaGilicuti]

no

 

[HamHock]

In HS some chick was jerking me and her Moms walked in.

 

[manny78]

never but I caught a teammate when I was in the army.... the guy had his dick in his right hand , and his M4 Carabine in his left one..... poor morron.....

 

[blood_drinker]

In HS some chick was jerking me and her Moms walked in.

damn bro to a mom that's gotta be the biggest shock in the world. See your little girl with a dick in her hand strocking it up and down with sum lube! LMAO !

 

[HamHock]

damn bro to a mom that's gotta be the biggest shock in the world. See your little girl with a dick in her hand strocking it up and down with sum lube! LMAO !

It was actually worse than that, because her pants were off one leg, her shirt was off and I was on all 4's on top of her with my dick above her stomach and she was jerking it with both hands (she had a thing about splooging on her stomach). I'm sure the first thing her Mother saw was my ass crack. We never heard that bitch even come in the house. Luckily for me, her mother was in so much shock, she just screamed and left the house crying, and there was no pissed off shotgun wielding dad around (divorced). Her mom never saw my face that night but we had met once before----that chick told me she told her mom it was some guy from another school she had been seeing, but I wasn't going to take any chances and show my face around there again.

Here's a tip kids, lock the fucking door!

 

[redhotavenger]

my parents never

but my grandfather did when i was 15, he started laughing, and told me to go outside and help with his work instead of playin with my balls

 

[Bulldog_10]

In HS some chick was jerking me and her Moms walked in.

Both of em?

 

[WarriorPL]

LOL Never, lucky me.

 

[macDbol]

my father did,,,,but then proceeded to perfect my technique....we practiced "the stranger" for hours....he tied my right hand behind my back so i was forced to jerk with the left...it was intense training

 

[tripleV]

great Seinfeld episode...Never knew Glamour did that to ya guys!