Explaining to a 12 Y.O. ......

[javaguru]

A massager and porn does not pay lectric bills.

Apparently, HR's boyfriends don't either....she needs to PM some EF wiminz for advice on making the right choices or swole ( I hear he'll even change a tire).HR can convince a guy to get her a gps, which is nice, but it's a luxury item. You can't feed Darwin or keep him warm with a gps...

 

[javaguru]

LOL...believe it or not, I don't have one.

Cheap ass...you just flick the bean? My ex Melody was the same way, too cheap to spring for a vaginator.

 

[NEO1]

Fug, ronnie coleman couldn't have pried the vibe from my ex's hands.

Cheap ass...you just flick the bean? My ex Melody was the same way, too cheap to spring for a vaginator.

 

[ricco561]

Fug, ronnie coleman couldn't have pried the vibe from my ex's hands.

Not a good sign, Bro.

 

[heatherrae]

Cheap ass...you just flick the bean? My ex Melody was the same way, too cheap to spring for a vaginator.

I'm just not into those enough to go through the trouble of getting one.

 

[jnevin]

LOL...kids don't get tension headaches. They give them to us.

I was going more for a comedic visual than a factual scenario, captain seriouspants.

 

[heatherrae]

Apparently, HR's boyfriends don't either....she needs to PM some EF wiminz for advice on making the right choices or swole ( I hear he'll even change a tire).HR can convince a guy to get her a gps, which is nice, but it's a luxury item. You can't feed Darwin or keep him warm with a gps...

I pay for Devin's stuff just fine with no help from his lousy father.

 

[ricco561]

I pay for Devin's stuff just fine with no help from his lousy father.

Bet you could use one of those toys about now?

 

[bigmann245]

I would have totally lied and told him that it was for people to rub behind their ears to relieve tension headaches! lol.

doesnt the other thing do the same???

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

Ouch. That's tough.