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explain the last few you have been in

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Re: explain the last few fights you have been in

awittyusername said:
Damn. Fighting"s geigh.

I though you wanted us to explain the last few VAGINA'S you have been in.
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fighting is def. gay...the stories are sometime entertaining though.

about your second sentence...how are you gonnna explain the last few vagina's I have been in?
 
Gambino said:
fuck fights
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LOL

I knew what you meant.

I almost got into it a month back with this broad over a parking space. I know I could have taken her, but figured it wasnt worth the hassle.

So I waited till she went inside and keyed you "You have a fats ass Bitch" into the paint on the hood of her car.

My dad was pissed, he just bought my mom that car
 
Re: explain the last few fights you have been in

Gambino said:
fighting is def. gay...the stories are sometime entertaining though.

about your second sentence...how are you gonnna explain the last few vagina's I have been in?
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I don't know, but I bet there could be some interesting answers...hairy, wet, smelly, tight, loose, purple,etc
 
Holloween night. Out with the ex and 2 friends. Ex pissed me off, i nade out with a chick 2 feet away from her, she flips out causes huge seen in bar runs out. I follow her, huge seen in street, finally let her leave. Go back in bar chcick I made out with invites me back to hotel room. A couple hours later ex husband comes into room, I choke him out twice and leave.

I am seriously in love with my ex!~!!!
 
so when the exhusband came in the room you just threw down a choke hold?
explain how the confrontation went down
 
Most were dumb. Dumbest was calling my gym teacher's wife a whore and making fun of him. 220lb ex marine/wrestling head coach. I got fucked up :(
Had it comming though...
 
i wat at a club dancing with a girl i was seeing at the time and dude walks up to me asks me if i mind him cutting in. i yes, i do mind. he walks away and then comes up to me again and asks to dance with my girl, i sd no. walks away and comes back with his buddy and asks same question. i said get fucked. he starts cussing at me so i grabbed him by the throat and shoved him right in the bar. bouncers jumped in and grabbed me from behind and took me outside. at this point we are all outside and the asshole with his buddy got kicked out too. so me and my girl start walking to our car and they start yelling something at me so i stopped and walked up to them punched the asshole in the face then his buddy grabbed me and we ended up wrestling on the ground and bouncers separated us again. i walked away without getting hit in the face that night.
 
Honkey Tonk said:
i wat at a club dancing with a girl i was seeing at the time and dude walks up to me asks me if i mind him cutting in. i yes, i do mind. he walks away and then comes up to me again and asks to dance with my girl, i sd no. walks away and comes back with his buddy and asks same question. i said get fucked. he starts cussing at me so i grabbed him by the throat and shoved him right in the bar. bouncers jumped in and grabbed me from behind and took me outside. at this point we are all outside and the asshole with his buddy got kicked out too. so me and my girl start walking to our car and they start yelling something at me so i stopped and walked up to them punched the asshole in the face then his buddy grabbed me and we ended up wrestling on the ground and bouncers separated us again. i walked away without getting hit in the face that night.
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just a random dude, or did he know the gal you were with?
reasons like this are why i don't booze it up
 
Ah. When I first moved out to UT from Philly, I still had a nice chip on my shoulder. I've mellowed since. I lived in a pretty ethnicnally diverse part of town *read: el lotta los mexicans* and had just learned the meaning of the word gabacho (Cracka ass cracka). So, I go to the store, come out, and there was a pickup sitting behind my car. I unlock it, look at the driver, who looked like he was waiting for someone to come out, and nodded; meaning I'm backing up now. Get in, put it in reverse, he sits there. I stand up and waived, he looked at me, glared, and looked forward again. I went to his window and asked him impolitely to back the fuck up so I could get out. He said shut up pinche gabacho. He slammed the door open on me, I pulled him out and pounded him. His friend got out and hit the back of my head, I fell, we wrestled, I got on top and was hitting his head against the blacktop. Last thing I remember was pushing on his eye, asking him, why they made me do this. Then I was out. Came to and I was in cuffs, propped against a police car waiting for an ambulance. A cop saw us fighting and apparently did a flying tackle smashing my head against the truck. Witnesses in the parking lot told the cop I acted in self defense, I got checked by the paramedics, and was told I was free to go. Mild concussion, groceries went bad because it's hotter than hell here in the summer, and my car ran out of gas because it was left running the whole time. I haven't fought in eight years.
 
Gambino said:
just a random dude, or did he know the gal you were with?
reasons like this are why i don't booze it up
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both random dudes and were drunk
 
It was me, my 2 boys, her and her friend in the room. She was just feeding us drinks from the mini bar left and right. I was a hula girl for holloween so all I had on was a grass skirt and a lay and the chick was on the bed on the opposite side of the room repeating "hot boy, come here hot boy." She was like 33 and I only did kissed her to piss my ex off, I was in thought and didn't want to fuck her although IO deffinetly thought it was about to happen just because I had to fulfill my manly duties. Her phone rings and some harsh words are exchanged. She hangs up the phone and says "Thats why you never give your significant other your credit card" and me and my boys are like "damn all these scandalous ass hoes. A little time goes by and the dude is outside so her friend goes out there to get him to leave, comes back inside and say he hit her. That got me irritated but I didnt see any marks and figured she was full of shit. Two seconds later he is banging away at the door. My boy opens it up and the dude gets an inch away from his face and starts freaking out so I get up of my couch, run at him, grab him by the throat and take him to the ground. As I was choking him out he started weezing for air and drooling and the security gaurds came so I ket him go. A minute late he blind sides me in the eye so I took him down again but this time while choking him I rubbed his forhead back and forth on the carpet to open it up. The security gaurds started laughing because I let the guy off once but he came back for more. I told the guy I ould let go off him if he stopped but he kept saying he was going to kill me so security grabbed him and I let go.

I really did feel sorry for the guy. I mean he wlaks into the room he is paying for to see guys drinking his liquor about to fuck his wife. I was just going to leave but he just didn't let it happen.
 
Bobber said:
It was me, my 2 boys, her and her friend in the room. She was just feeding us drinks from the mini bar left and right. I was a hula girl for holloween so all I had on was a grass skirt and a lay and the chick was on the bed on the opposite side of the room repeating "hot boy, come here hot boy." She was like 33 and I only did kissed her to piss my ex off, I was in thought and didn't want to fuck her although IO deffinetly thought it was about to happen just because I had to fulfill my manly duties. Her phone rings and some harsh words are exchanged. She hangs up the phone and says "Thats why you never give your significant other your credit card" and me and my boys are like "damn all these scandalous ass hoes. A little time goes by and the dude is outside so her friend goes out there to get him to leave, comes back inside and say he hit her. That got me irritated but I didnt see any marks and figured she was full of shit. Two seconds later he is banging away at the door. My boy opens it up and the dude gets an inch away from his face and starts freaking out so I get up of my couch, run at him, grab him by the throat and take him to the ground. As I was choking him out he started weezing for air and drooling and the security gaurds came so I ket him go. A minute late he blind sides me in the eye so I took him down again but this time while choking him I rubbed his forhead back and forth on the carpet to open it up. The security gaurds started laughing because I let the guy off once but he came back for more. I told the guy I ould let go off him if he stopped but he kept saying he was going to kill me so security grabbed him and I let go.

I really did feel sorry for the guy. I mean he wlaks into the room he is paying for to see guys drinking his liquor about to fuck his wife. I was just going to leave but he just didn't let it happen.
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I think you told this story before, i remember the the carpet rubbing.
i wish i had more of a violent streak, too damn mellow. I've allowed a few
dipshits go that proly should have felt my fury. i tell myself i am a better person for it but I dunno...
 
awittyusername said:
I wonder since the beginning of mankind...How many fights were not instigated by pussy?
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whenever chics are nekkid, fights happen.
the minute boobz are flashed the fist are sure to follow
 
awittyusername said:
I wonder since the beginning of mankind...How many fights were not instigated by pussy?
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Mine. The rest were fron gay guys getting into cat fights over dumper, so that's pussy-ish.
 
Gambino said:
I think you told this story before, i remember the the carpet rubbing.
i wish i had more of a violent streak, too damn mellow. I've allowed a few
dipshits go that proly should have felt my fury. i tell myself i am a better person for it but I dunno...
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Yep i did. And you should deffinetly stand up for yourself.
 
Bobber said:
Yep i did. And you should deffinetly stand up for yourself.
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i'm not weak, or spinless, about the same size as you, fairly strong as well...i just don't get pissed too easy...as well,always worried about criminal charges, i got a record with an assault or two. I will be happy if my fists never touch anyone's face again.

if the shit ever gets thick were my life is in danger then the concealed weapon (legal in michigan) will come into play
 
THe last time I fought was at our party house in univ. but they werent really fights that we disliked each other. Just a bunch of drunk Irish guys beating the shit out of each other. Sorta for fun, you know the Irish, its a culture thing.
We were best friends afterwards, they called me the bouncer since I was so much bigger than everyone else and used train at a boxing club. I was undefeated, knock some serious heads, it was a blast, I had to get my teeth recomposited a few times but thats just b/c they break so easily after I get hit by a car.
Fighting is weak if its b/c you cant control your temper, Ive mopped the floor a few times with some little bigmen who were drunk that tried to start a fight with the biggest guy in the bar, but those days have long since past. You wont ever find me drunk or in a bar except for some cool clubs with cool friends. Not into the meatmarket idiots in a bar. Change of scenes for me a long time ago, the people I hang with arent into fighting, plus theyre more into the underground party thing and they are all way cool known peeps that no one would mess with anyhow.
 
First off, fighting is stupid and I usually don't put myself in that situation. I did get really close to fighting about five wiggers a few months back though.

It was about 1 A.M. and I get woke up by a bunch of yelling and screaming. So I go to the window to see what the hell is going on, sure enough theres a group of retarded wiggers on the edge of my property fighting and some chicks screaming stupid things like, "STOP!" "DONT HURT HIM!" Dumb bitches.

Anyways, I'm pretty pissed off because I was having a really good sleep, so I get my robe on and pink bunny slippers and head out to break it up. Meanwhile, my wife is screaming at me to get back inside because she thinks they might have guns. Dumb bitch.

So, I walk over towards the head honcho who's giving some younger kid a beatdown. Then, he gets right in my face and starts talking a bunch of shit and saying things like he fucked my mother and how he was gonna drop my ass. I pretty much just chuckle and tell him I already called the cops and that he better get off my property before I make him. At this point, retarded wigger #2 gets in my face and tells me not to threaten his brother. This mofo is right in my fuckin' face too, I can smell his disgusting beer breath. I shove him pretty hard in the chest and he flies back about 10 feet and lands on his ass. Now, wigger #1 is pissed, so he's circling around me and basically describing to me how he's gonna beat my ass without actually doing it. I give him an E for effort though. But before anything happens (shit was about to hit the fan) his mommy comes out and starts yelling and cursing at him. So him and his butt-buddies back up and start walking home. Still, he's talking shit to me as he walks away and he actually said, "I know where you live." Pure genius, he's right next to my fucking house.

I found out later that the fight started because retarded wigger #1(this dude is like 23 and lives with his mom) thought his younger brother who's 15 years old (the kid he beat up) was hitting on his girlfriend.

Yay.
 
Bobber said:
Holloween night. Out with the ex and 2 friends. Ex pissed me off, i nade out with a chick 2 feet away from her, she flips out causes huge seen in bar runs out. I follow her, huge seen in street, finally let her leave. Go back in bar chcick I made out with invites me back to hotel room. A couple hours later ex husband comes into room, I choke him out twice and leave.

I am seriously in love with my ex!~!!!
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choked him out twice?

did you bang his exwife in between the first and second chokeouts?
 
Gambino said:
I think you told this story before, i remember the the carpet rubbing.
i wish i had more of a violent streak, too damn mellow. I've allowed a few
dipshits go that proly should have felt my fury. i tell myself i am a better person for it but I dunno...
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nevr been in a fight, bu t long story short i grabbed a kid by the back of the neck and he was about to get murdered...

then i realized the teacher whose class i was in prolly wouldnt like that so i let it go
 
awittyusername said:
I wonder since the beginning of mankind...How many fights were not instigated by pussy?
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All the ones that were instigated over money, land, politics or family.

Dude there are plenty of reasons to fight.......pussy is the last one.....there's plenty of that.
 
500. 500 hundred what douchebag. 500 hundred fights thats about about how many i figure growing up
 
haven't fought in a long time, but the best one went like a friggin movie:

we were in college and a bunch of the rowdiest kids around all lived on the same floor of the same dorm. apparently it was notorious for having crazy peeps, so everyone was all proud of being on the floor. long story short, we had problems with some kids from another dorm that were talking shit about us. my buddy came home from the bars on like aTuesday night and woke all of us up telling us he saw the kids at a bar and they were mouthing off. he calls up one of the main kids and says to bring his crew and we'll bring ours at some dead end stree ton the end of campus to fight in 30 minutes. we literally rounded up about 25 or 30 kids. 2 am, a bunch of testoteroned college kids all suiting up at 2am to go to a planned "gang' fight. fun as hell. it was about a mile walk to the "spot". one of my friends gave us the entire William Wallace speech from Braveheart (to the t"troops") on the walk over. we finally got there and just waited for the other guys to show. it was like a scene out of West Side story. guys sitting on the curbs, hanging on cars, standing in the street waiting to see what walks up the other end of that street. all of a sudden you see in the distance a group of about 30 guys walking towards us. the street was a little hill, so you frst saw their heads, then their torsos, then the heads of theguys in the back and so on. they came to us and said, "1 on 1 fight" between the 2 kids that talked shit at the bar. "Yeah, sure". we all got in a circle and the 2 kids just went at it. pretty good fight for about 30 sconds. then the kid from the other side got on top of my boy and starting smashing his head against the street. that's when my buddy next to me just turned to his right and cracked some kid in the head. Then all hell broke loose. people just scurried all over the strret and the lawns around us. there were 1 on 1 fights, 2 on 1, 3 on 2, whatever. blood all over the place. very dark, so it was difficult to see everything (I almost threw an elbow at the face of my friend who came up behind me). I saw my one friend get all tangled up with one kid he was fighting so he started just headbutting him in the face. my buddy backed off and the kicked just stood there, face completely drenched in blood, just wavering back and forth like a boxer about to fall down for the count. over the left 2 of my friends picked a kid up and smashed him down onto the hood of a parked car. I was on top of some random kid hitting him and I got friggin clocked from the side - complete sucker punch, but in that scene everything was game. after what seemed like a good 10 minutes cops came and everyone took off. it was funny to walk around campus the enxt few days and see random kids I thought I had never seen before with busted up faces and/or broken limbs. it was like a friggin movie. that was probably the only fun fight I had ever been in. we also ended up very good friends with the crew we fought against years later.
 
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