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strangebrew
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First off, fighting is stupid and I usually don't put myself in that situation. I did get really close to fighting about five wiggers a few months back though.
It was about 1 A.M. and I get woke up by a bunch of yelling and screaming. So I go to the window to see what the hell is going on, sure enough theres a group of retarded wiggers on the edge of my property fighting and some chicks screaming stupid things like, "STOP!" "DONT HURT HIM!" Dumb bitches.
Anyways, I'm pretty pissed off because I was having a really good sleep, so I get my robe on and pink bunny slippers and head out to break it up. Meanwhile, my wife is screaming at me to get back inside because she thinks they might have guns. Dumb bitch.
So, I walk over towards the head honcho who's giving some younger kid a beatdown. Then, he gets right in my face and starts talking a bunch of shit and saying things like he fucked my mother and how he was gonna drop my ass. I pretty much just chuckle and tell him I already called the cops and that he better get off my property before I make him. At this point, retarded wigger #2 gets in my face and tells me not to threaten his brother. This mofo is right in my fuckin' face too, I can smell his disgusting beer breath. I shove him pretty hard in the chest and he flies back about 10 feet and lands on his ass. Now, wigger #1 is pissed, so he's circling around me and basically describing to me how he's gonna beat my ass without actually doing it. I give him an E for effort though. But before anything happens (shit was about to hit the fan) his mommy comes out and starts yelling and cursing at him. So him and his butt-buddies back up and start walking home. Still, he's talking shit to me as he walks away and he actually said, "I know where you live." Pure genius, he's right next to my fucking house.
I found out later that the fight started because retarded wigger #1(this dude is like 23 and lives with his mom) thought his younger brother who's 15 years old (the kid he beat up) was hitting on his girlfriend.
Yay.
It was about 1 A.M. and I get woke up by a bunch of yelling and screaming. So I go to the window to see what the hell is going on, sure enough theres a group of retarded wiggers on the edge of my property fighting and some chicks screaming stupid things like, "STOP!" "DONT HURT HIM!" Dumb bitches.
Anyways, I'm pretty pissed off because I was having a really good sleep, so I get my robe on and pink bunny slippers and head out to break it up. Meanwhile, my wife is screaming at me to get back inside because she thinks they might have guns. Dumb bitch.
So, I walk over towards the head honcho who's giving some younger kid a beatdown. Then, he gets right in my face and starts talking a bunch of shit and saying things like he fucked my mother and how he was gonna drop my ass. I pretty much just chuckle and tell him I already called the cops and that he better get off my property before I make him. At this point, retarded wigger #2 gets in my face and tells me not to threaten his brother. This mofo is right in my fuckin' face too, I can smell his disgusting beer breath. I shove him pretty hard in the chest and he flies back about 10 feet and lands on his ass. Now, wigger #1 is pissed, so he's circling around me and basically describing to me how he's gonna beat my ass without actually doing it. I give him an E for effort though. But before anything happens (shit was about to hit the fan) his mommy comes out and starts yelling and cursing at him. So him and his butt-buddies back up and start walking home. Still, he's talking shit to me as he walks away and he actually said, "I know where you live." Pure genius, he's right next to my fucking house.
I found out later that the fight started because retarded wigger #1(this dude is like 23 and lives with his mom) thought his younger brother who's 15 years old (the kid he beat up) was hitting on his girlfriend.
Yay.
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Ulcasterdropout
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I'd kick all your asses.
pitbullstl
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awittyusername said:
All the ones that were instigated over money, land, politics or family.
Dude there are plenty of reasons to fight.......pussy is the last one.....there's plenty of that.
awittyusername
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pitbullstl said:
Well said.
KillahBee
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haven't fought in a long time, but the best one went like a friggin movie:
we were in college and a bunch of the rowdiest kids around all lived on the same floor of the same dorm. apparently it was notorious for having crazy peeps, so everyone was all proud of being on the floor. long story short, we had problems with some kids from another dorm that were talking shit about us. my buddy came home from the bars on like aTuesday night and woke all of us up telling us he saw the kids at a bar and they were mouthing off. he calls up one of the main kids and says to bring his crew and we'll bring ours at some dead end stree ton the end of campus to fight in 30 minutes. we literally rounded up about 25 or 30 kids. 2 am, a bunch of testoteroned college kids all suiting up at 2am to go to a planned "gang' fight. fun as hell. it was about a mile walk to the "spot". one of my friends gave us the entire William Wallace speech from Braveheart (to the t"troops") on the walk over. we finally got there and just waited for the other guys to show. it was like a scene out of West Side story. guys sitting on the curbs, hanging on cars, standing in the street waiting to see what walks up the other end of that street. all of a sudden you see in the distance a group of about 30 guys walking towards us. the street was a little hill, so you frst saw their heads, then their torsos, then the heads of theguys in the back and so on. they came to us and said, "1 on 1 fight" between the 2 kids that talked shit at the bar. "Yeah, sure". we all got in a circle and the 2 kids just went at it. pretty good fight for about 30 sconds. then the kid from the other side got on top of my boy and starting smashing his head against the street. that's when my buddy next to me just turned to his right and cracked some kid in the head. Then all hell broke loose. people just scurried all over the strret and the lawns around us. there were 1 on 1 fights, 2 on 1, 3 on 2, whatever. blood all over the place. very dark, so it was difficult to see everything (I almost threw an elbow at the face of my friend who came up behind me). I saw my one friend get all tangled up with one kid he was fighting so he started just headbutting him in the face. my buddy backed off and the kicked just stood there, face completely drenched in blood, just wavering back and forth like a boxer about to fall down for the count. over the left 2 of my friends picked a kid up and smashed him down onto the hood of a parked car. I was on top of some random kid hitting him and I got friggin clocked from the side - complete sucker punch, but in that scene everything was game. after what seemed like a good 10 minutes cops came and everyone took off. it was funny to walk around campus the enxt few days and see random kids I thought I had never seen before with busted up faces and/or broken limbs. it was like a friggin movie. that was probably the only fun fight I had ever been in. we also ended up very good friends with the crew we fought against years later.
we were in college and a bunch of the rowdiest kids around all lived on the same floor of the same dorm. apparently it was notorious for having crazy peeps, so everyone was all proud of being on the floor. long story short, we had problems with some kids from another dorm that were talking shit about us. my buddy came home from the bars on like aTuesday night and woke all of us up telling us he saw the kids at a bar and they were mouthing off. he calls up one of the main kids and says to bring his crew and we'll bring ours at some dead end stree ton the end of campus to fight in 30 minutes. we literally rounded up about 25 or 30 kids. 2 am, a bunch of testoteroned college kids all suiting up at 2am to go to a planned "gang' fight. fun as hell. it was about a mile walk to the "spot". one of my friends gave us the entire William Wallace speech from Braveheart (to the t"troops") on the walk over. we finally got there and just waited for the other guys to show. it was like a scene out of West Side story. guys sitting on the curbs, hanging on cars, standing in the street waiting to see what walks up the other end of that street. all of a sudden you see in the distance a group of about 30 guys walking towards us. the street was a little hill, so you frst saw their heads, then their torsos, then the heads of theguys in the back and so on. they came to us and said, "1 on 1 fight" between the 2 kids that talked shit at the bar. "Yeah, sure". we all got in a circle and the 2 kids just went at it. pretty good fight for about 30 sconds. then the kid from the other side got on top of my boy and starting smashing his head against the street. that's when my buddy next to me just turned to his right and cracked some kid in the head. Then all hell broke loose. people just scurried all over the strret and the lawns around us. there were 1 on 1 fights, 2 on 1, 3 on 2, whatever. blood all over the place. very dark, so it was difficult to see everything (I almost threw an elbow at the face of my friend who came up behind me). I saw my one friend get all tangled up with one kid he was fighting so he started just headbutting him in the face. my buddy backed off and the kicked just stood there, face completely drenched in blood, just wavering back and forth like a boxer about to fall down for the count. over the left 2 of my friends picked a kid up and smashed him down onto the hood of a parked car. I was on top of some random kid hitting him and I got friggin clocked from the side - complete sucker punch, but in that scene everything was game. after what seemed like a good 10 minutes cops came and everyone took off. it was funny to walk around campus the enxt few days and see random kids I thought I had never seen before with busted up faces and/or broken limbs. it was like a friggin movie. that was probably the only fun fight I had ever been in. we also ended up very good friends with the crew we fought against years later.
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