Everyone has it... Protien Gas

[bigjd69]

Gas is what happens when you increase your protein and fiber too quick too soon. Try a digestive enzyme or something like beano should work. Gas X works pretty good for me.

 

[Kabeetz]

I just let 'em rip. The smell brightens my day. Who cares what anybody else thinks.

 

[golferstud84]

same here... let em rip... as long as they are mine i enjoy them

 

[looking to lean]

how about when you are at the gym? middle of a set of squats or leg press or something of the sort?

OOPS

 

[digit0x]

i dropped the bar once in a squat because of that. but it wasn't a fart it was a shart. needless to say, i had to change my underwear after that workout.

 

[anthony518]

just do a dutch oven. fart under the sheets and pull it over you girlfriend's head. OR the fart n'cuff, cuff your hand over your ass hole and fart in your hand wait a sec then put it in your girlfriend's face. Either one of these moves will get her in the mood.

 

[bigjd69]

or when a HOT CHICK walks by you, that should be a real leg spreader smelling you nasty ass. LOL

 

[anthony518]

is that you in your pic bigjd? will you read my new thread about my cycle.

 

[lifthard2005]

bro, search for my thread on this, called "my wife kicked me to the....couch" you will die laughing!

 

[bikercoz]

Originally Posted by halfcenturian
Mine are so bad I think I could drop one, and rob a bank.
It's worse than tear gas. Tear gas makes you cough and cry.....
My farts make you vomit.
Smells like a rotting buffalo carcuss. Hideous, inhuman stench!
I've emptied the house , 3,465 sq. ft., of all 5 occupants, including the dog !
They last all day. Each one worse then the previous.
Oh well, I'm used to 'em. undefined



Geezus bro!!!