Every ask a girl straight up

[Test boy]

Yes...a friend of mine and I did this in college while quite intoxicated.

It worked the second time but we were incredibly handsome and hung like horses.

 

[Test boy]

Someone asked me that in a bar once while grabbing my ass, and I turned around and, "Sure, let's go!! Right now!! Think you can handle me??!" with a psycho look on my face.

He chickened out pretty quickly.

I wouldn't recommend it.

And your actions had he not chickened out???

 

[Test boy]

While simply asking is quite efficient...it will reduce your odds considerably in my opinion. If she says yes...how safe is she? I know a guy who recently got genital herpes, the bad kind. He will have it for life.

A little romance is better. Talk for a few minutes before saying you would like to fuck.

I've had dozens of women use various classless methods to get the Test boy meat inside of them. I need a little romance and a little class.

 

[Kryp2o]

ok, how about when she wants to show you something on a piece of paper and she gets really close and is practically sticking her breasts in your face while you are sitting and she is standing. is that sexual harassment, especially if i get a stiffy?

No . . . that's called a lap dance.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I've had dozens of women use various classless methods to get the Test boy meat inside of them. I need a little romance and a little class.

Karma for you TB. Girls think just cause they will give it up means we're gonna lay down some pipe.

 

[Test boy]

Karma for you TB. Girls think just cause they will give it up means we're gonna lay down some pipe.

There it is.
Test boy doesn't lay pipe unless everything is about perfect. I don't like to perform unless she will leave thinking that was a little too good.

I'm too hard on myself.

 

[Raina]

If a guy talks to me or treats me like a piece of ass, he doesn't have a fighting chance in hell with me. And if I'm with someone or in love with someone, everyone else disappears.

 

[Test boy]

If a guy talks to me or treats me like a piece of ass, he doesn't have a fighting chance in hell with me. And if I'm with someone or in love with someone, everyone else disappears.

OK....lets fuck.

 

[Night Fly]

I had a guy come up to me and say that when I was only a sophomore in high school (and had a boyfriend, too). I smacked the crap out of him...

That is just tasteless...I have no tolerance for that...now if they were joking...it would be different...I can take a joke...but he was absolutely serious.

 

[Test boy]

That guy was stupid.

That line only works with girls that are both intoxicated and have been around the block a couple times so they don't need the B.S.