End the Habit of Masterbation!!!!

[Randy_Spears]

This guide will rid you of your vile and heinous act! LOL
http://www.phallic.org/mormon-masturbation.txt

 

[Puc]

 

[casavant]

That is perhaps one of the most unhealthy things I have ever read.

 

[HappyScrappy]

a serious drug addiction will usually do it

 

[2Thick]

Or try some fina. That should take care of your sexual appetite for a few months.

 

[big_bad_buff]

this is so funny....sounds like the ranger wrote it as a joke LOL

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same
Problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP, Never associate with other people having the same weakness

who the fuck would ask your buddy HEY MAN, DO YOU HAVE A JACK OFF PROBLEM? and if it's a chick that has the problem, both your problems just ended.

 

[sereneman]

good gosh what an idiot. Masturbataion is so normal that the first time I did it, I had never heard of it and didn't know why I was doing it. I remember exactly where I was at and how I did it my first time. I wasn't even fantacising. I didn't know the correct technique. I used both hands alternately and when white stuff came out it didn't even scare me. Although, I was a little concerned and wanted to know what that white stuff was. Then I graduated to the bra section of Sears catalogue and advanced to Bridal magazine. Those were the best days, when you could jerk off to a woman in a magazine in panties and a bra. Now it takes much more stimulation and concentration. But, A good jerkoff is always a relief. If they outlawed masturbation, there would be a lot more crime.

 

[casavant]

good gosh what an idiot. Masturbataion is so normal that the first time I did it, I had never heard of it and didn't know why I was doing it. I remember exactly where I was at and how I did it my first time. I wasn't even fantacising. I didn't know the correct technique. I used both hands alternately and when white stuff came out it didn't even scare me. Although, I was a little concerned and wanted to know what that white stuff was. Then I graduated to the bra section of Sears catalogue and advanced to Bridal magazine. Those were the best days, when you could jerk off to a woman in a magazine in panties and a bra. Now it takes much more stimulation and concentration. But, A good jerkoff is always a relief. If they outlawed masturbation, there would be a lot more crime.

LOL. I used the JC Penney catalogue for the longest time. I would check out the 300 pound weight set and olympic bench that I wanted, then flip to the bra and panty section. Dude, sometimes I'd be so horny by the time I was ready to wack it I'd be shaking. I kid you not. It's pretty funny to think of that; I was fourteen then, which was only eight years ago.

 

[sereneman]

LOL. I used the JC Penney catalogue for the longest time. I would check out the 300 pound weight set and olympic bench that I wanted, then flip to the bra and panty section. Dude, sometimes I'd be so horny by the time I was ready to wack it I'd be shaking. I kid you not. It's pretty funny to think of that; I was fourteen then, which was only eight years ago.

LMAO. Did you get pissed if your mother or other family member interrupted you? I used to hide in the closet because they would know if I was in the bathroom too long.

 

[Nathan]

LOL. I used the JC Penney catalogue for the longest time. I would check out the 300 pound weight set and olympic bench that I wanted, then flip to the bra and panty section. Dude, sometimes I'd be so horny by the time I was ready to wack it I'd be shaking. I kid you not. It's pretty funny to think of that; I was fourteen then, which was only eight years ago.

I liked Baywatch back then. Served me well. It was so hard to find porn then too. Fuck, I remember hearing from friends who found porn that belonged to their dad and I'd be all jealous. The ultimate fantasy was finding a discarded porn mag in the woods or some shit. I needed help back then. I'm all better now though so don't worry.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

that guy sounds like a real winner.

 

[JDarty6173]

Ahhhhh, finally a cure for my addiction ....

 

[casavant]

LMAO. Did you get pissed if your mother or other family member interrupted you? I used to hide in the closet because they would know if I was in the bathroom too long.

Man, funny that you ask that- we had an RV trailer out back, and sometimes I'd spend the night in there. I'd make up some shitty excuse and then go wack to my heart's content. Man, it was heaven.

Nathan- We have some land here in Arkansas with a cabin that my dad leases out to deer hunters. When I was twelve, my friends and I found a whole stack of Hustlers, Penthouses, and Playboys left by the hunters that had been hidden under a stack of "Arkansas Game and Fish" magazines. Damn, we thought we'd hit the jackpot. We got a lot of mileage out of those things.

 

[sereneman]

Man, funny that you ask that- we had an RV trailer out back, and sometimes I'd spend the night in there. I'd make up some shitty excuse and then go wack to my heart's content. Man, it was heaven.

Nathan- We have some land here in Arkansas with a cabin that my dad leases out to deer hunters. When I was twelve, my friends and I found a whole stack of Hustlers, Penthouses, and Playboys left by the hunters that had been hidden under a stack of "Arkansas Game and Fish" magazines. Damn, we thought we'd hit the jackpot. We got a lot of mileage out of those things.

Hahahahaha! Reminds me of Beavis whacking in the old man's tool shed and camper.

Cas- Did you find any with the pages stuck together or with cum stains on them? Did you still use them? I would have if I were horny enough.

 

[casavant]

Hahahahaha! Reminds me of Beavis whacking in the old man's tool shed and camper.

Cas- Did you find any with the pages stuck together or with cum stains on them? Did you still use them? I would have if I were horny enough.

No sticky or stained pages. I never have really understood that anyway. I never have had that problem- it's not too hard to hold the damn magazine out of the way when you eject the joy juice.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Mormons are fucked up. They have to wear specially constructed and blessed underwear called garmies which supposedly deters sexual arousal. What a racket.

 

[Puddles]

Imagine how insane this world would be without masturbation? Gotta feel bad for people who injure their hands!