Emergency protocal after sex!

[tonyroma]

jello, downy fabric softners, shoe lace

 

[avidinternet]

butter, oven mitt, g-string

 

[tonyroma]

butter, oven mitt, g-string

pam, letter envelope, extension cord

 

[avidinternet]

hair gel, wax paper, a tie

 

[sardonicone]

Im on cloimd and nolva, i didnt bust a nut ( wich is rare) cause i usually bust after a BJ

i didnt cum bro's

Im also worried about the prego thing too, i been freaking out last couple days

OMG NO PRECUMS!!?!!?!?!??!??!

Idiot, she could still be pregnant.

 

[CASS]

theres no burning its been 48 hours!

mate it takes longer than 48 hours! it takes about three weeks, any STI or G.U.M. clinic will tell you the same.

 

[CASS]

this may sound like a real dumb question to ask, but where else can u buy condoms besides the bathroom of a gas station? They are like 75 cent in there just for one, and i want to buy them in bulk to get a better deal.

granted i havent had sex yet, but i want to buy condoms just to be sure, cuz lately ive been drinking and hanging around women.

how old are you?

 

[heavy_duty]

you're an idiot, just go buy one I'm sure it will last you a few years.

buying in bulk! what the fuck is next with this loser?

this may sound like a real dumb question to ask, but where else can u buy condoms besides the bathroom of a gas station? They are like 75 cent in there just for one, and i want to buy them in bulk to get a better deal.

granted i havent had sex yet, but i want to buy condoms just to be sure, cuz lately ive been drinking and hanging around women.

 

[Gambino]

WTF i was too drunk and and fucked up at a party, long story short the girl i was hanging with fixed a small matress on the floor cause i passed out on the couch, so i imidiatley DIVE into the matress and so does she...

i told her i didnt have condoms but she started giving me head blah blah blah and i stuck it in a few times, i was so fucked up i did fuck the shit out of i had no balance.

in the morning i drove him and took a shower and did the following

1. scrubbed my cock and balls with hydrogen peroxide
2. rinsed of the HP with listerine mouthwash ( kills germs)
3. splashed alcohol down there

anyone else make this mistake and what did you do?

lolllloll wtf?
you drove him home????
and after that story roma told about his friend getting HIV, that's what would get me worried

 

[Gambino]

cigarette cellophane, motor oil, ipod speaker wire