EF Real World

[Bikini Mod]

Suely you know I jest......I thought you were older than me..I'll be 40 in November.....my wife of 5 years just turned 25 and have a 6 month old daughter at home.....so you guys have 17 year between?? I have 15 years in between........

You know women only look for 2 things in a man the size of his check book and his penis.....some just have bigger check books...some have bigger penises...and some have both very large that was in responce to the NOTHING above...

LOL - Good for you!

With me actually the size had better be in his checkbook... too much johnson and I am like - NO WAY 'cause my coochina is small, tight and VERY thenthitive!

On second thought, strike that about the checkbook, 'cause if his brains and character don't far outweigh the bank, then his bank ain't worth a whole heckuva lot... fortunes can be lost and found overnight, but a man's character had better be rich as it will be with him for the duration of his lifetime.

 

[cindylou]

lol...good thread

Hmmmmm...


ME
Javaguru - and intelligent
GD - I can't notice if he's smart. I just look at the abs
Swole - big lips
PBR - I would have to try not to fall in love
Deisel Gunz - yeah, I know he is taken but soooo nice to look at
Jack Schitt - good kisser.

My luxury item - lots and lots of baby oil.

Hey, a girl can dream.

Who wants to deliver my baby on national television? Talk about ratings!

You would want to be the only girl? You gotta throw some girlfriends in the mix! Thats just nuts!

 

[jnevin]

How many people are on the real world?

 

[ksharp01]

You would want to be the only girl? You gotta throw some girlfriends in the mix! Thats just nuts!

yeah, she is being selfish


*hand raised*
PICK ME PICK ME!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

How many people are on the real world?

Lucky for me. I dont NEED to be in the REAL WORLD!


(And for the record, I haven't watched MTV since it was all video so I haven't had any of my grey matter zapped by actually watching an episode of that crap.)

 

[jnevin]

Lucky for me. I dont NEED to be in the REAL WORLD!


(And for the record, I haven't watched MTV since it was all video so I haven't had any of my grey matter zapped by actually watching an episode of that crap.)

Me neither, so I don't know how many to pick. I can think of some funny e-peoples that would be entertaining.

 

[heatherrae]

You would want to be the only girl? You gotta throw some girlfriends in the mix! Thats just nuts!

That was VERY intentional. I figure this way maybe one of the guys may get hard up enough to overlook my belly bump.

Otherwise, I would be like the smelly girl at the prom. hehehehe

 

[cindylou]

That was VERY intentional. I figure this way the guys may get hard up enough to overlook my belly bump.

Otherwise, I would be like the smelly girl at the prom. hehehehe

lol!!! But you'd be sooooorrry when you were havin a fat day and just wanted to sit and watch chick flicks with ice cream!!!! lmao!!

I was gonna say go get Margaritas and Chips and salsa with the girls but neither one of us can have that right now.

 

[heatherrae]

lol!!! But you'd be sooooorrry when you were havin a fat day and just wanted to sit and watch chick flicks with ice cream!!!! lmao!!

I was gonna say go get Margaritas and Chips and salsa with the girls but neither one of us can have that right now.

I made virgin strawberry daquiris last night.

Everyday is a fat day when you are nearly 6 months prego. I've learned to overlook it.

Are you prego too? or just can't have alcohol b/c you are training?

 

[cindylou]

I made virgin strawberry daquiris last night.

Everyday is a fat day when you are nearly 6 months prego. I've learned to overlook it.

Are you prego too? or just can't have alcohol b/c you are training?

Nope not prego !!! Too bad though ; I'm looking forward to it ; hubby's not ready for a baby yet.

Not drinking because drinking has been getting me into trouble alot latley.

 

[ksharp01]

Me neither, so I don't know how many to pick. I can think of some funny e-peoples that would be entertaining.

at the first of the thread he stated to pick 7..I am pretty sure it was 7 (maybe 6)

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You would want to be the only girl? You gotta throw some girlfriends in the mix! Thats just nuts!

Ummm no she siad GD he is so metro he is pretty much a girl

 

[heatherrae]

Nope not prego !!! Too bad though ; I'm looking forward to it ; hubby's not ready for a baby yet.

Not drinking because drinking has been getting me into trouble alot latley.

Ah, good girl! The virgin drinks are fun. I've never been much of a drinker anyway. I enjoy a glass or two of wine, champagne or mixed drinks maybe once or twice a month before I was pregnant. Now, of course, I haven't had any and only once did I miss it. I was out and a $200 bottle of pinot got uncorked. I really wanted a glass of that.

 

[tonyroma]

Pick 3------ the geigh one
Heavy Duty------the brotha
JH1---------the one that ends up in Narcotics Anonomous on the show
Heather Rae----- the whore that bangs all her roommates
Golden Delicious----the pimp
Need2getaas----- the comedian
Youngguns----- the confident one
Wootoom----- the drunk aggressive one
Stilleto----- the one that goes skinny dipping in the hot tub
Nefertiti----- the shy but freaky one
Wulfgar---- the predator
HabitualHealth---- the sexy one that has a boyfriend back home

 

[heatherrae]

Pick 3------ the geigh one
Heavy Duty------the brotha
JH1---------the one that ends up in Narcotics Anonomous on the show
Heather Rae----- the whore that bangs all her roommates
Golden Delicious----the pimp
Need2getaas----- the comedian
Youngguns----- the confident one
Wootoom----- the drunk aggressive one
Stilleto----- the one that goes skinny dipping in the hot tub
Nefertiti----- the shy but freaky one
Wulfgar---- the predator
HabitualHealth---- the sexy prude one

whore? lol. I haven't had sex since November.

 

[tonyroma]

whore? lol. I haven't had sex since November.

jack shizzle sez otherwise shorty

 

[the_clockwork]

who fuckin cares?

 

[jnevin]

Pick 3------ the geigh one
Heavy Duty------the brotha
JH1---------the one that ends up in Narcotics Anonomous on the show
Heather Rae----- the whore that bangs all her roommates
Golden Delicious----the pimp
Need2getaas----- the comedian
Youngguns----- the confident one
Wootoom----- the drunk aggressive one
Stilleto----- the one that goes skinny dipping in the hot tub
Nefertiti----- the shy but freaky one
Wulfgar---- the predator
HabitualHealth---- the sexy one that has a boyfriend back home

Good list.

 

[Frisky]

The biggest fight would be all seven ef'ers trying to use one damn computer to log on to EF.... duh

 

[heatherrae]

The biggest fight would be all seven ef'ers trying to use one damn computer to log on to EF.... duh

 

[slat1]

Season 2

Me
Njjuice
Swolenole
JH1
*Not sure if any women on here would want a part of this season. EF would most likely have to sign up some hookers and put them on the show!

 

[Ilk]

lmao! Yikes!

I guess we know who wears the pants in your relationship.

Well, I'm hoping....

when one see's a beauiful girl, Obviously one will look.....

But hey.... Whatyagonnado.........

 

[needtogetaas]

fuck I would get drunk and piss on every thing.

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

fuck I would get drunk and piss on every thing.

Funny you mention that. It just happened on real world (the guy got drunk and peed on the side of the house and was also fighting w/ his g/f) and he got arrested. Lmao - poor guy.

 

[youngguns]

im straight

 

[galaxy]

Id pick 6 females and AAP.

 

[needtogetaas]

Funny you mention that. It just happened on real world (the guy got drunk and peed on the side of the house and was also fighting w/ his g/f) and he got arrested. Lmao - poor guy.

I would deff kick some ones ass to.I would not be like them other fags on the show that just talk talk talk I would so just smash some ones face in just for entertainment value alone.

 

[Smurfy]

this thread sucks for obvious reasons

 

[youngguns]

this thread sucks for obvious reasons

because you arent plat>

 

[needtogetaas]

this thread sucks for obvious reasons

ya you stuck it all up with you dirty vag.now get out.

 

[Smurfy]

ya you stuck it all up with you dirty vag.now get out.

Im considering washing it.

 

[Jon79]

what the fuck?

 

[needtogetaas]

Im considering washing it.

no way leave my nut in there.

 

[Smurfy]

no way leave my nut in there.

You're fuckin gross.

 

[Jon79]

I love jon79

hi smurfy

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You're fuckin gross.

Have you been to the gym???

 

[needtogetaas]

You're fuckin gross.

you love it you dirty girl.

 

[youngguns]

need2 got owned

 

[needtogetaas]

need2 got owned

says who dingle berry.

 

[slat1]

after careful review i woud like to be on the same season as Needto.
if we both started drinking again it would be interesting.

 

[needtogetaas]

after careful review i woud like to be on the same season as Needto.
if we both started drinking again it would be interesting.

to late I am half in the bag right now.lol

 

[caligirl]

Me
Caligirl
Feisty
Friskers
habitual
Gambino is a cool dude and would bring the greens
Youngguns because the women would be so annoyed with him id look hot and get boned

bino might get some play from them if he can leave the greens alone long enough to be concious

in

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well, I'm hoping....

when one see's a beauiful girl, Obviously one will look.....

But hey.... Whatyagonnado.........

There's nothing wrong with looking at the opposite sex.

What do you think he's visualizing when he closes his eyes during sex?

lol, I'll shutup before I get Shadow in trouble now.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Your a good bro.....I wouldn't want you to get upset when BM keeps trying to get me to pull my shirt off and rub baby oil all over my ripplin' muscles...

Hey, no prob, She IS a gold digger afterall, so if she asks please take it off. Remember, American Express Platinum, Mastercard or Visa Platinum or cash. I prefer cash, the credit card machine is way to hard to use. I always forget MountainMuscle's fries and Heatherae's extra thick shake when I use em.

The offer is still open, if you need some help getting with a hot lady I can fix you up, even though you have all those little issues. Lawn Gnomes can help ya out Bro!

By the way are you bringing the oil or am I?

 

[gotmilk]

I have 15 years in between........

You know women only look for 2 things in a man the size of his check book and his penis.....

LOLOLLOL.. I have 13 years in between and she likes my huge checkbook, house, and cock.


I'd take 4hung, Slat, Needto, Wootoom...fuck it...make it like a frat sausage party with lots of kegs and a grill.

 

[Ilk]

There's nothing wrong with looking at the opposite sex.

What do you think he's visualizing when he closes his eyes during sex?

lol, I'll shutup before I get Shadow in trouble now.

Hmm... True! he di shout out

OH.. SUSAN!!!!! When he was just about to come!!!!!!

 

[jnevin]

LOLOLLOL.. I have 13 years in between and she likes my huge checkbook, house, and cock.


I'd take 4hung, Slat, Needto, Wootoom...fuck it...make it like a frat sausage party with lots of kegs and a grill.

Same here, but I think I'd go JH1, Bilestew, Gonepooping, Swole, & KB.

I'd sit back and laugh my ass off.

 

[Cutiebaby]

wow this is a hard one
needto- cause I would need some one to sex me...Lol
4everhung-he is a huge mystery to me
stiletHo- I would pretend to cry so I could stuff my face in her tits
ksharp-cause we need some one nice in the house
frisky-need some one hot in the house
wootoom-I can picture us all sitting at the table eating and him busting out of no where with his typical sayings
Musclemom- cause I enjoy not only her looks but also her brains
pick3- every house needs at least 1 gay guy
gambino- of course the reason is obvious
if I think of any one else I will repost it

 

[feisty11975]

wow this is a hard one
needto- cause I would need some one to sex me...Lol
4everhung-he is a huge mystery to me
stiletHo- I would pretend to cry so I could stuff my face in her tits
ksharp-cause we need some one nice in the house
frisky-need some one hot in the house
wootoom-I can picture us all sitting at the table eating and him busting out of no where with his typical sayings
Musclemom- cause I enjoy not only her looks but also her brains
pick3- every house needs at least 1 gay guy
gambino- of course the reason is obvious
if I think of any one else I will repost it

I thought we were tight

 

[alien amp pharm]

I thought we were tight

You haven't been tight since Junior High

 

[Frisky]

wow this is a hard one
needto- cause I would need some one to sex me...Lol
4everhung-he is a huge mystery to me
stiletHo- I would pretend to cry so I could stuff my face in her tits
ksharp-cause we need some one nice in the house
frisky-need one hot head in the house
wootoom-I can picture us all sitting at the table eating and him busting out of no where with his typical sayings
Musclemom- cause I enjoy not only her looks but also her brains
pick3- every house needs at least 1 gay guy
gambino- of course the reason is obvious
if I think of any one else I will repost it

fixed... hee hee

 

[Frisky]

You haven't been tight since Junior High

(sorry fiesty... but that was the first funny thing he's said in months)

 

[feisty11975]

You haven't been tight since Junior High

I was in high school damnit. No shut up. Go play with Betty Blow Up

 

[wootoom]

trust me i would be a riot in that house

 

[feisty11975]

trust me i would be a riot in that house

Yeah, you and Daisy...You have a babysitter? I don't think the house would be a good place to bring children.

 

[habitualhealth]

Pick 3------ the geigh one
Heavy Duty------the brotha
JH1---------the one that ends up in Narcotics Anonomous on the show
Heather Rae----- the whore that bangs all her roommates
Golden Delicious----the pimp
Need2getaas----- the comedian
Youngguns----- the confident one
Wootoom----- the drunk aggressive one
Stilleto----- the one that goes skinny dipping in the hot tub
Nefertiti----- the shy but freaky one
Wulfgar---- the predator
HabitualHealth---- the sexy one that has a boyfriend back home

i haven't had a boyfriend since before the last time HR got laid.




i'd prob end up being roomies with the gay guy and talking about ourselves until we fell asleep spooning each other.

 

[feisty11975]

i haven't had a boyfriend since before the last time HR got laid.




i'd prob end up being roomies with the gay guy and talking about ourselves until we fell asleep spooning each other.

spooning is fun though. You may be able to turn a gay guy str8

 

[slat1]

wow this is a hard one
needto- cause I would need some one to sex me...Lol
4everhung-he is a huge mystery to me
stiletHo- I would pretend to cry so I could stuff my face in her tits
ksharp-cause we need some one nice in the house
frisky-need some one hot giving head in the house
wootoom-I can picture us all sitting at the table eating and him busting out of no where with his typical sayings
Musclemom- cause I enjoy not only her looks but also her brains
pick3- every house needs at least 1 gay guy
gambino- of course the reason is obvious
if I think of any one else I will repost it

Fixed further

 

[alien amp pharm]

spooning is fun though. You may be able to turn a gay guy str8

That would certainly be a change from her typical turning a str8 guy gay

 

[feisty11975]

That would certainly be a change from her typical turning a str8 guy gay

Did you take your smartass pill today?

you are actually making me laff

 

[habitualhealth]

spooning is fun though. You may be able to turn a gay guy str8

this is pick3 we're talking about.

 

[feisty11975]

this is pick3 we're talking about.

true

 

[youngguns]

pick3 isnt bi?

 

[feisty11975]

pick3 isnt bi?

I don't think so.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Did you take your smartass pill today?

you are actually making me laff

I'm temporarily filling in for humantarget

 

[DieselGunz]

lol great thread, I would be down

 

[habitualhealth]

I'm temporarily filling in for humantarget

when you're back filling in for you, wanna try bringing some of that wit to the table?

 

[slat1]

The interesting part would be to see how different everyone really is from their E-persona... or if it is right on the money!

 

[velvett]

that would rock

Shorty
Sassy69
Velvett
Bunny
HH
MuscleMom
Rottenwillow
Ilk
Frisky
Caligirl
Trellin
SBT
Blueta
and Moi
Girl Power

All for the same reason they kick ass strong smart sexy inspiring woman who I am sure are lots of fun to be around.

 

[sardonicone]

Kirc Cameron
Eddie Griffon
Mike Tyson
Edgar Allen Poe
Dr. Spock
Ann Coulter

 

[Cutiebaby]

ok yeah, I would add feisty in the house so her and I can team up together against the others.

 

[habitualhealth]

The interesting part would be to see how different everyone really is from their E-persona... or if it is right on the money!

surprisingly enough, aap is a bigger pansy in person than he is on here.

 

[youngguns]

AAp is mean

 

[habitualhealth]

AAp is mean

i'm talking about alien imaphart. not AAP













...the one everyone supposedly kisses bum with.

 

[swolenole]

(sorry fiesty... but that was the first funny thing he's said in months)

agreed

 

[feisty11975]

ok yeah, I would add feisty in the house so her and I can team up together against the others.

or we could be people watchers. Sit back in our lounge chairs with a drink in hand and laff at all the others goofing around. I think just being a spectator at said event would be worth it. TOTALLY!!

 

[Ilk]

or we could be people watchers. Sit back in our lounge chairs with a drink in hand and laff at all the others goofing around. I think just being a spectator at said event would be worth it. TOTALLY!!

Thats so what I would do!!!

 

[feisty11975]

Thats so what I would do!!!

We'd get along just fine then. hahaha

 

[beefcake28]

this is pick3 we're talking about.

This is you we're talking about...