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I'm telling you right now, no matter who is in this house, If I was there, I would pretty much list the rules, and make it flow nicely. HH, those dishes aren't going to clean themselves, HR, this back isn't going to massage itself, AAP, go snoop through HH's purse, I know she keeps a twinky in there. Needto, you can come out of your room once it's clean. Ksharp, subway is closed, make me some lasagna please:)
 
youngguns said:
I'm telling you right now, no matter who is in this house, If I was there, I would pretty much list the rules, and make it flow nicely. HH, those dishes aren't going to clean themselves, HR, this back isn't going to massage itself, AAP, go snoop through HH's purse, I know she keeps a twinky in there. Needto, you can come out of your room once it's clean. Ksharp, subway is closed, make me some lasagna please:)
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This ain't burger king...You can't have it your way.

You are no longer invited to the House! Poof! Be gone!
 
swolenole said:
YoungGuns.......hopefully he would get lost and not be able tofind his way back

Needto.....the old drunk one that would allways say funny and inapropriate shit....

Ilk.......for hotness

HR......to start drama and arguments

Stilleto......so I could see what she looks like

KB.....to argue with HR
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I am starting to think no one likes the sober needto.I need to get drunk and randomly fuck with people again. :evil:
 
habitualhealth said:
and being that they don't cast the real world on who's lovely dovey with each other all the time...

I'd say

1. Me- (all my personalities would cause chaos and cuz i'm simply remarkable)
2. KB- (he's opinionated, metrosexual (could be confused as gay depending on the city we're in which would be fun to antogonize), intelligent enough to push the right buttons, communicative, and wierd)
3. HR- (she's emotional, wordy, intelligent with a slight of naivity/vulnerability, and stands firm in what she feels)
4. aap- (he'd be trying to calm the storms in the house with his sweet hillibilliness)
5. golden/swole-(need the guy who thinks his shit don't stink, so confident he appears arrogant and only a few know how to take him)
6. ksharp/fiesty- (need the really sweet, soft spoken southern flighty chic to get liquored up and see the alter ego come out)
7. jackangel-obvious reasons.
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me boozed up....for sure there is an alter ego :)
I could either be loving everyone, hating everyone, or trying to get naked on the table :whatever:
 
habitualhealth said:
and being that they don't cast the real world on who's lovely dovey with each other all the time...

I'd say

1. Me- (all my personalities would cause chaos and cuz i'm simply remarkable)
2. KB- (he's opinionated, metrosexual (could be confused as gay depending on the city we're in which would be fun to antogonize), intelligent enough to push the right buttons, communicative, and wierd)
3. HR- (she's emotional, wordy, intelligent with a slight of naivity/vulnerability, and stands firm in what she feels)
4. aap- (he'd be trying to calm the storms in the house with his sweet hillibilliness)
5. golden/swole-(need the guy who thinks his shit don't stink, so confident he appears arrogant and only a few know how to take him)
6. ksharp/fiesty- (need the really sweet, soft spoken southern flighty chic to get liquored up and see the alter ego come out)
7. jackangel-obvious reasons.
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token hindu???
 
youngguns said:
I'm telling you right now, no matter who is in this house, If I was there, I would pretty much list the rules, and make it flow nicely. HH, those dishes aren't going to clean themselves, HR, this back isn't going to massage itself, AAP, go snoop through HH's purse, I know she keeps a twinky in there. Needto, you can come out of your room once it's clean. Ksharp, subway is closed, make me some lasagna please:)
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actually I love to cook and Lassagna is one of my favorites that I can't have anymore :(
But would love to fatty everyone else up so I could then be the thin one...hehe
 
Scotsman said:
If anyone wants to cast a 300 lb angry guy I'm available, for a small fee.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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This angry stuff is BS your like a great big teddy bear that wears a kilt. :)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
This angry stuff is BS your like a great big teddy bear that wears a kilt. :)
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Shud up you.

You haven't seen me in my natural habitat (where I'm not surrounded by hot ef chics) where I am grumpy and hard to deal with most of the time.

Feisty- Free beer? I am so in.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
feisty11975 said:
This is Pro-Bono work dood...

free beer though. GS is paying for that personally.
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I am very impulsive when I drink...
Not a beer fan though.
I think everyone would have to go into hiding once that show came out.
We would all be completely ashamed of what we did on film.
 
swolenole said:
Someone is being Coy............ :rolleyes:
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She is... she has some hot boobies.... Hot face...

Sexy body too! :rose:


She's one of those ladies that also doesn't crave on attention.... She's real and genuine.... I like her...
 
needtogetaas said:
I am starting to think no one likes the sober needto.I need to get drunk and randomly fuck with people again. :evil:
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yeah....we don't need to hang out.....I'm Captain Bad Influence....I'm the guy that's allways like let me buy you a shot...here hit this rail...or here eat this bean......I'd have you in AA & NA within a month *LOL*
 
heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing
 
alien amp pharm said:
heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing
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this made me laugh. like you've ever touched a drug in your life, coolfly.
 
alien amp pharm said:
heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing
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Could well be the most insiteful post I've seen here on EF in a long time..
 
alien amp pharm said:
heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing
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At least you got the "as she sleeps" part right :lmao: Though methinks it would be hard for you to get past waking my husband.... WTF am I saying here... as if I would NEED the help of a desperate old man in kicking this FEEBLE moron's ass.

gah... refer back to my first post on the thread about which EFer I would feel the need to bitchslap. :)
 
Oh here... lemme help ya out!

alien amp pharm said:
Absolutely

I'd like to bitch-slap BM with a sledge hammer
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To which I replied directly:

BIKINIMOM said:
There isn't a single board member that is worth the effort of me even giving them a second thought, let alone the effort of me having to sully my clean hands by touching them. LMFAO I avoid excrement on the street with my feet. Why on earth would I touch it with my hands?


And those who bring value to the board have my utmost respect and gratitude for having enriched my life. Why would I want to perpetrate violence on them?
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T'would seem that *someone* has anger management issues to the nth degree. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Oh here... lemme help ya out!

To which I replied directly:

T'would seem that *someone* has anger management issues to the nth degree. :)
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Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX much less be able to get into the house? Baby, you'd kick his ass in your sleep no need to wake ya up. This poor guy really has some self esteem issues, be gentle, he might cry...

He spends all his time wacking the winkie so probably can't move either of his arms at the end of the day. GOD I would hate to see how he types...
:santa2:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX much less be able to get into the house? Baby, you'd kick his ass in your sleep no need to wake ya up. This poor guy really has some self esteem issues, be gentle, he might cry...

He spends all his time wacking the winkie so probably can't move either of his arms at the end of the day. GOD I would hate to see how he types...
:santa2:
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So are you sterotyping all masterbators in general or just one in particular....I'm trying not to take offence here......... :worried:
 
swolenole said:
So are you sterotyping all masterbators in general or just one in particular....I'm trying not to take offence here......... :worried:
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Of course not, I think there are many kinds of masturbators, ant farm still hasn't got it right. I on the other hand depending on which hand of course, I KNOW there is a difference!

So Bro Swole, not directed anywhere close to you! :heart:

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX much less be able to get into the house? Baby, you'd kick his ass in your sleep no need to wake ya up. This poor guy really has some self esteem issues, be gentle, he might cry...
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True, true....


Grumpy Old Man said:
He spends all his time wacking the winkie so probably can't move either of his arms at the end of the day. GOD I would hate to see how he types...
:santa2:
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So this explains why he has to tell his girl to get on her knees and suck his cock in a display of her gratitude for being treated so well. If she only knew what he was doing when she was too busy gagging on the cock that he just forced into her face to notice..... *tsk* *tsk*




:worried: ewwwwwww that thought just creeped me out.
 
alien amp pharm said:
heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing
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This post is the best....

Describes everyone down to a T...

except GD... :)

But shadow can't look at other women anymore, So he can be in, Deal?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
True, true....




So this explains why he has to tell his girl to get on her knees and suck his cock in a display of her gratitude for being treated so well. If she only knew what he was doing when she wasn't looking..... *tsk* *tsk*




:worried: ewwwwwww that thought just creeped me out.
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Honey that ain't no cock! It's a winkie!!!

Just like his GF said, baby I have seen cocks before THAT is a Winkie! Hey I will give you her phone number and you can ask her!
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Ilk said:
This post is the best....

Describes everyone down to a T...

except GD... :)

But shadow can't look at other women anymore, So he can be in, Deal?
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LOL How you figure this guy would even get to my front door to be ABLE to try to take a shit on me in my sleep?
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Of course not, I think there are many kinds of masturbators, ant farm still hasn't got it right. I on the other hand depending on which hand of course, I KNOW there is a difference!

So Bro Swole, not directed anywhere close to you! :heart:

:santa:
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It's OK.....Some of the nicest people I know are chronic materbators...I'm a stress spanker myself......and I've been under alot of stress lately.. :happyscra
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL How you figure this guy would even get to my front door to be ABLE to try to take a shit on me in my sleep?
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My mistake.. I went straight to my name and shadow.... I just read whats next to yr name....

I take that back....
 
swolenole said:
It's OK.....Some of the nicest people I know are chronic materbators...I'm a stress spanker myself......and I've been under alot of stress lately.. :happyscra
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I feel ya, well not like that, but I understand. BM takes GOOD care of this old man, I even let her rest for a few minutes.... Darn youngsters, can't keep up with experience! (by the way hon, thanks for the wake up this morning)

Either I can say be less stressed or more stressed sounds like you are having fun either way!
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Grumpy Old Man said:
I feel ya, well not like that, but I understand. BM takes GOOD care of this old man, I even let her rest for a few minutes.... Darn youngsters, can't keep up with experience! (by the way hon, thanks for the wake up this morning)

Either I can say be less stressed or more stressed sounds like you are having fun either way!
:santa:
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*blush*

The pleasure was all mine, baby. :qt:
 
Ilk said:
aap..... He'll always be upfront, Tell it like it is..
Pick 3.... He'll be playing with sausages
youngguns... prob start trouble..
HR... Look pretty
qt... Will bite you if you mess with her... or in a horny way.. Bikini girl too
frisky... will slap you if you piss her off... Smokin' body too..
feisty... feisty sit and look pretty girl..
blu... same as aap...
stilleto... will be fun
slat... Will be after all the chicks..
lestat... Will be taking pictures...
deiselgunz... will say "Hey sexy" to everyone
fitnessgrl... Smokin' body
co-b man... Will be chasing fitnessgrl
PBR... Like to watch...
wootoom... always start up a convo
redguru... Will blow kisses
got ilk.. I mean gotmilk!... well, He can pour some milk...

Shadow and I... Will sit and observe.... :)
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I missed another cut.... :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL How you figure this guy would even get to my front door to be ABLE to try to take a shit on me in my sleep?
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Apparently you have no idea what the Real World is.

slat1 said:
If you could put seven EF E-personas in a house like on MTV and watch it.
Who would you choose and why?
I am assuming it would be a tropical location so we could see some bikini action...
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Not surpring though since you two are relics.

Way to turn this good thread into a flirt fest between two Senior Citizens nobody cares about reading.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Why does he think he can even afford the bus ticket to get to TX
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OMG I live in Tennessee therefore I must be poor right? OMG that's so funny. You truly are the master of insults!
 
alien amp pharm said:
Apparently you have no idea what the Real World is.



Not surpring though since you two are relics.

Way to turn this good thread into a flirt fest between two Senior Citizens nobody cares about reading.
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I am just going to sit back and wait till you one day find you are older than your parents. I see you respect everyone else as much as you do them.
:santa:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Apparently you have no idea what the Real World is.



Not surpring though since you two are relics.

Way to turn this good thread into a flirt fest between two Senior Citizens nobody cares about reading.
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Ummm slat is I believe YOUR AGE, Einstein. And how old EXACTLY is it that YOU ARE?....

And for a person (or people) that you care to read so little about, you rear your ugly little hate-filled head and spew forth your trash every chance you get, whether it is my thread/post, a thread/post by my husband (Who is NOT slat1 duh) or a thread/post where you feel the need to trash talk MY SCREENNAME.... because that is about all that you *know*.

Now *POOF* be gone.... before I get you AND your little dog too! :heks:
 
Me
Caligirl
Feisty
Friskers
habitual
Gambino is a cool dude and would bring the greens
Youngguns because the women would be so annoyed with him id look hot and get boned

bino might get some play from them if he can leave the greens alone long enough to be concious
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I am just going to sit back and wait till you one day find you are older than your parents. I see you respect everyone else as much as you do them.
:santa:
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Oh baby - He respects his parents tremendously. Or so he claims to anyways... It is just himself he has the issue with. :)
 
alien amp pharm said:
OMG I live in Tennessee therefore I must be poor right? OMG that's so funny. You truly are the master of insults!
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Moron,

Had nothing to do with where you happen to live. If I tried to insult you it wouldn't work cause you wouldn't be able to get it.
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BIKINIMOM said:
Ummm slat is I believe YOUR AGE, Einstein.
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My god you are dumb. I quoted slat so hopefully you could read what "The Real World" is since he explained it in the first post, Einstein.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
*blush*

The pleasure was all mine, baby. :qt:
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Oh God......Geriatric sex talk and sweet nothings..... :worried:

Have you ever noticed that older people tend to talk about sex much more than younger people.....Not the constant I'd hit it or machismo sexual inuendos like younger guys......but actual sex talk......I wonder why this is??
 
alien amp pharm said:
heatherrae - so we could fight all the time then after she develops a strong lust for me I could reject her on national television
bikinnimom - so I could take a shit on her while she sleeps
stiletto - easiest lay ever!
Frisky - hey somebody's gotta do the house chores
Ilk - Us guys need at least one challenge since all the other females are so easy

me
Humantarget - we'd high five each other after our witty, funny insults towards the ladies
killahbee - could mind control the women into doing our bidding
gambino - cool to chill with and toke up with
goldendelicious - every show has to have the token gay guy, right?

Who would NOT be invited...

HH - too much yacking
Shadow - would steal all the women
Scotsman - would get drunk and destroy things
ksharp - would never know whats going on (ha)
Feisty - See above
AAP - would walk around naked the entire time
wootoom - people would turn up missing
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what would you do while everyone else is getting laid?
laundry?
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Moron,

Had nothing to do with where you happen to live. If I tried to insult you it wouldn't work cause you wouldn't be able to get it.
:santa:
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Why else would I be poor then? Oh yeah that's right you don't have a clue. Just like you chose to insult my penis size. It's because you have no idea thus can only throw out untrue, desperate insults because you have nothing else.
 
swolenole said:
Oh God......Geriatric sex talk and sweet nothings..... :worried:

Have you ever noticed that older people tend to talk about sex much more than younger people.....Not the constant I'd hit it or machismo sexual inuendos like younger guys......but actual sex talk......I wonder why this is??
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Perhaps becuase instead of watching it on a DVD we actually do it. Cause saying "I'd hit it" means you haven't and most likely can't.
:santa:
 
swolenole said:
Oh God......Geriatric sex talk and sweet nothings..... :worried:

Have you ever noticed that older people tend to talk about sex much more than younger people.....Not the constant I'd hit it or machismo sexual inuendos like younger guys......but actual sex talk......I wonder why this is??
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How old are you?..... I am now geriatric? LMAO

We all know that GOM is fucking old, so there is no debate there.
 
habitualhealth said:
i don't know about anyone else but i get all 8th grade giddy when BM and aap go at it.
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yeah, mention BM and it summons the beast and her puppet.

I am all for getting back on thread topic. Let's go that route.

Anybody else have any Real World EF ideas?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Why else would I be poor then? Oh yeah that's right you don't have a clue. Just like you chose to insult my penis size. It's because you have no idea thus can only throw out untrue, desperate insults because you have nothing else.
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Hello Pot..... THIS IS KETTLE.


Really you are making this so easy anymore, that it is losing the thrill.

Do try to come up with something better to keep me interested.....
 
theoak01 said:
Me
Caligirl
Feisty
Friskers
habitual
Gambino is a cool dude and would bring the greens
Youngguns because the women would be so annoyed with him id look hot and get boned

bino might get some play from them if he can leave the greens alone long enough to be concious
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lol @ everybody mentioning Gambino for drug reasons.
 
alien amp pharm said:
yeah, mention BM and it summons the beast and her puppet.

I am all for getting back on thread topic. Let's go that route.

Anybody else have any Real World EF ideas?
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Is this the best you can do?

When is the last time I EVER directly said that YOU were shit, or that I would shit on you in your sleep?.... not that this behavior of yours is poorly reflective of me in any way, shape or form.

Just sayin is all. :heart:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
How old are you?..... I am now geriatric? LMAO

We all know that GOM is fucking old, so there is no debate there.
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39 years old....6'2" 235lbs of twisted steel & sex appeal.......blessed with the body every woman wants and most men fear.....
 
BIKINIMOM said:
No... us "old" people are too busy grossing the young snots out with our online flirtations and talk of wild monkey sex.



....so there.
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i'm older than you and aap wants me.


of course, i also have a strapon and you don't.
 
swolenole said:
39 years old....6'2" 235lbs of twisted steel & sex appeal.......blessed with the body every woman wants and most men fear.....
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Damn want to hang out, I can hook ya up! Even though you look like that we can help ya out! Lawngnomes are hot if ya didn't know! :qt:

:santa:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
No... us "old" people are too busy grossing the young snots out with our online flirtations and talk of wild monkey sex.



....so there.
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thats it then ill treat you like the kids at my work,you two are on seperation,no more contact until you can get along
 
stilleto said:
i'm older than you and aap wants me.


of course, i also have a strapon and you don't.
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strapon???

I thought you had the real deal.

Forget it, I no longer desire you.






(man that was so :rainbow: )
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Damn want to hang out, I can hook ya up! Even though you look like that we can help ya out! Lawngnomes are hot if ya didn't know! :qt:

:santa:
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Your a good bro.....I wouldn't want you to get upset when BM keeps trying to get me to pull my shirt off and rub baby oil all over my ripplin' muscles... :worried:
 
youngguns said:
Youngguns- Fun cool, entertaining
Habitual Health-Clean up after a night of fun, cuddle me when I'm cold
Needtogetaas- Laugh at his grammar and illiteracy
Heatherrae-Normal person to talk to
Redguru- Little punk we could pick on
Heavy duty- Its always fun to have a death
TonyRoma-Smoke blunts with, double team HR
Samoth-Hard worker we could get to do all the fishing cooking and building.
InquisitivePsyche- Girl to have sex with and talk to about how HH thinks shes Queen bee.
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Keep dreaming. :)
 
beefcake28 said:
I'd need to see pics of the cat-fight...
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Here's your cat-fight.

I can't believe no one wants to see teh Kitteh Man on Real World!

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swolenole said:
39 years old....6'2" 235lbs of twisted steel & sex appeal.......blessed with the body every woman wants and most men fear.....
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LOL I am 39 as well so I dont see how I get to be a relic....

And my ass is sweeter than most women young enough to be my daughter. I LOVE to make the homies run in fear from any area I am working out at in the gym.

Now you know that Grumpy Old Man is my HUSBAND and gets to chase me around all damned day. So why you think he keeps talking bout sex?! :qt: Dirty old bastard. With his drive now at age 56, he would have killed me were he wearing younger skin!

And that is no brag.
 
swolenole said:
Your a good bro.....I wouldn't want you to get upset when BM keeps trying to get me to pull my shirt off and rub baby oil all over my ripplin' muscles... :worried:
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LOL... I have a major thing for the lawn gnome.

I appreciate the offer, but I will have to pass. My husband is so good to me that there is NOTHING that another man could offer me that would make me turn my head. :heart:
 
all the whey said:
Here's your cat-fight.

I can't believe no one wants to see teh Kitteh Man on Real World!

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the obsessed kitty man??????
Sounds more like a Springer fetish show to me













hehe
:)
 
Ilk said:
This post is the best....

Describes everyone down to a T...

except GD... :)

But shadow can't look at other women anymore, So he can be in, Deal?
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lmao! Yikes!

I guess we know who wears the pants in your relationship.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL... I have a major thing for the lawn gnome.

I appreciate the offer, but I will have to pass. My husband is so good to me that there is NOTHING that another man could offer me that would make me turn my head. :heart:
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Suely you know I jest......I thought you were older than me..I'll be 40 in November.....my wife of 5 years just turned 25 and have a 6 month old daughter at home.....so you guys have 17 year between?? I have 15 years in between........

You know women only look for 2 things in a man the size of his check book and his penis.....some just have bigger check books...some have bigger penises...and some have both very large that was in responce to the NOTHING above...
 
lol...good thread

Hmmmmm...


ME
Javaguru - :p and intelligent
GD - :p I can't notice if he's smart. I just look at the abs
Swole - big lips :p
PBR - I would have to try not to fall in love
Deisel Gunz - yeah, I know he is taken but soooo nice to look at
Jack Schitt - good kisser. :p

My luxury item - lots and lots of baby oil. :lmao:

Hey, a girl can dream.

Who wants to deliver my baby on national television? Talk about ratings!
 
heatherrae said:
lol...good thread

Hmmmmm...


ME
Javaguru - :p and intelligent
GD - :p I can't notice if he's smart. I just look at the abs
Swole - big lips :p
PBR - I would have to try not to fall in love
Deisel Gunz - yeah, I know he is taken but soooo nice to look at
Jack Schitt - good kisser. :p

My luxury item - lots and lots of baby oil. :lmao:

Hey, a girl can dream.

Who wants to deliver my baby on national television? Talk about ratings!
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O.R.G.Y fest? lol
that's not a reality show......it wouldn't air on regular tv....so that would be porn or just in your dreams. :)
 
ksharp01 said:
the obsessed kitty man??????
Sounds more like a Springer fetish show to me







hehe
:)
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I do have other interests thank you very much.

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